Yegolev
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A friend of mine complained horribly about being forced to attend a party at Tyler Perry's house. I'd have loved to have gone, if only to see what Jasmine Guy looks like in person now.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Maven
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I got to be in the same room as Bill Clinton and a bunch of A-List millionaires this weekend. Pretty nice.
Don Cheadle is great in person.
Are you also an A-List millionaire and if so can I have some $$$ Sorry, but all my money is going to a charity dedicated to the elimination of F13 Donation Drives. We can realize this dream in our lifetime! |
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Signe
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No! I need your money to remember you by. Srsly, though... don't die. Some of us think you're adorable in that sweet, slightly emo way.
Ok, so it's probably only me who thinks that but still don't die.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Maven
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"Slightly" emo?  |
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Ironwood
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lol.
Again.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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tazelbain
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Sorry, but all my money is going to a charity dedicated to the elimination of F13 Donation Drives. We can realize this dream in our lifetime!
FYI, schild cannot be killed through earthly means. |
"Me am play gods"
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Pennilenko
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FYI, schild cannot be killed through earthly means.
I've heard rumors that if you surround him with hipsters and Micheal Bay films set to auto repeat, he will bury himself deep in the earth for the long sleep. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Paelos
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https://www.holidaybullshit.com/Holiday bullshit is back. It's already half sold out. I got mine last year and it's hilarious and worth $15. If you like anything Cards Against Humanity, this is worth it.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Rendakor
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Dunno what it is, didn't do it last year, but fuck it. I love CAH so I bought it.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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schild
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FYI, schild cannot be killed through earthly means.
I've heard rumors that if you surround him with hipsters and Micheal Bay films set to auto repeat, he will bury himself deep in the earth for the long sleep. You're gonna surround me with an endless line of people to make fun of and movies that are basically screensavers and expect me to hibernate? Doing it wrong imo. |
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MisterNoisy
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Finished a fourteen hour workday a couple of hours ago. Christ, I hate this place.
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XBL GT: Mister Noisy
PSN: MisterNoisy
Steam UID: MisterNoisy
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Yegolev
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Since schild lives in Austin, TX, I can safely assume he is at least immune to hipsters. Perhaps he feeds on them.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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schild
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I suck up their despair and teach them real cynicism, bunch of pansy ass bitches.
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Merusk
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Headed to Puerto Rico for business, my plane from Cinci gets delayed by 2 hours for weather and de-icing. The connecting flight in Atlanta takes off 10 mins before my plane even lands. Thanks, Delta.
So now I'm stranded in Atlanta until tomorrow morning. Time to drink, I suppose.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Paelos
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Headed to Puerto Rico for business, my plane from Cinci gets delayed by 2 hours for weather and de-icing. The connecting flight in Atlanta takes off 10 mins before my plane even lands. Thanks, Delta.
So now I'm stranded in Atlanta until tomorrow morning. Time to drink, I suppose.
You picked a hell of a time to get down here with the shitty weather. |
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Merusk
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Still warmer than cincinnati was. The shit part will be if tomorro s flight is also delayed.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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murdoc
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The CEO of my company stuck his head into my office today and asked if I heard of 'lumbersexual' yet.
I had no answer to that.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Paelos
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Yes?
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Ironwood
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Is that the one where you sleep all night and you work all day ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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rattran
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Between this and the Duck Dynasty chucklefucks, I may have to start trimming my beard again. Bastards.
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Maven
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Wow. Ryan Gosling meets Ron Swanson.
After Googling the term, I now wonder... what's the opposite of a hipster?
A redneck?
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Merusk
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No, Rednecks are analog to hipsters in too many ways. Like their overinflated egos and unwaivering sense of self-importance and feeling that only the foods they like are worthy of being lauded.
To that end I submit: Hipsters are urban rednecks.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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schild
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The CEO of my company stuck his head into my office today and asked if I heard of 'lumbersexual' yet.
I had no answer to that.
Ask Sky. I think that's how he identifies. |
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Paelos
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Sky was lumbersexual before it was cool.
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Yegolev
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The big question is: what will he do now?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Pennilenko
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The big question is: what will he do now?
Be oblivious to the tedious world of manly-men wannabes as he grows his apple trees and cuts his wood for winter. |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Lantyssa
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For some reason I have "He's a Lumberjack" being sung in my head now...
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Yegolev
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I've had the "Too Many Cooks" song in my head for days. Not even this could dislodge it.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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tazelbain
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This trend to conflate fashion trends with sexuality is baffling and annoying.
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"Me am play gods"
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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The big question is: what will he do now?
Be oblivious to the tedious world of manly-men wannabes as he grows his apple trees and cuts his wood for winter. teh winnar Actually, I'm with the quoted commenter in the article - I'm mostly annoyed that clothes I like will be picked clean off the sales rack before I can get my annual fix of $3 flannels. I wonder if they've discovered wool pants yet. Wool pants are magical. Also, flannel-lined pants. My flannel-lined pair have supplanted my wool pants for light work (they suck wet, of course). |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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This trend to conflate fashion trends with sexuality is baffling and annoying.
Let's call them 'trendsexuals'. We could shorten it to TS. They'll enjoy the TS community, I'm sure. |
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Pennilenko
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Let's call them 'trendsexuals'. We could shorten it to TS. They'll enjoy the TS community, I'm sure.
Do you know what you have just done? |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Pissed off a lot of ladyboys?
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