ghost
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Ah, yes. I love blatant malpractice.
Giving or receiving?  More like walking into my practice saying "what is wrong with me" now I have to fucking deal with it....
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Selby
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Why do men prefer long hair on women, even when it looks like a shroud (as it did me, being a shortie)?
My mom last had hair below her shoulders when she was in high school. She's had it boy-short ever since. My dad has a similar length (aka very short). Mom used to give me her haircut against my will when I was younger up through high school. I'm eternally rebelling against being forced to have short hair as a kid.
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ghost
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I have to say that I don't like women with super long hair. I prefer a bob type cut to shoulder length, without bangs.
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Lantyssa
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That's the style that looks best on me.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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RhyssaFireheart
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Why yes, PM, that SOW really does need signatures from the department manager AND the vendor before I can submit a purchase order request for it. 
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Strazos
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So it turns out Lagos isn't quite as crazy as one might think, though it helps to not truly be on the local economy.
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Fear the Backstab! "Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion "Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Have you been to the palace to meet the princes who may or may not need assistance moving money around overseas? Could be a lucrative moonlighting gig for you.
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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ghost
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What is it with these "refuel with chocolate milk" commercials? I can't think of anything I'd rather have less after working out.
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Morat20
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What is it with these "refuel with chocolate milk" commercials? I can't think of anything I'd rather have less after working out.
New weight loss thing. You work out, drink chocolate milk, vomit all over the floor, and don't eat the rest of the day because you're still queasy from drinking chocolate milk after working out. :)
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Selby
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I can't think of anything I'd rather have less after working out.
Supposedly chocolate milk has nutrients and the ability to restore energy while keeping up your metabolic rate for a while after exercise, so people who like it now have an excuse to drink it after working out. Whether it makes an actual difference... probably not. Personally I just drink water.
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ghost
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Sounds like a scam to me, particularly when it's the milk people telling me about it. I don't drink milk anyway because it's gross. I do cheese and yogurt and other dairy stuff, but no milk.
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Nebu
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Supposedly chocolate milk has nutrients and the ability to restore energy while keeping up your metabolic rate for a while after exercise, so people who like it now have an excuse to drink it after working out.
Your body wants glucose after a workout, not lactose, fat, and fructose. I call shenanigans.
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Ironwood
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My body usually wants a blowjob. I think that's why the wife's ok me not exercising that much.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Selby
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I call shenanigans.
I agree, but that's not what the latest and greatest trendy news articles say. I didn't change my after-workout habits ;-)
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ghost
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My body usually wants a blowjob. I think that's why the wife's ok me not exercising that much.
Dude, that's awesome. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Chimpy
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If you ever needed proof that McAfee is a plague, I have a story for you.
We bought a handful of Lenovo laptops at the Library to replace the ones we have for departments to use for meetings/presentations. As all they do is show Powerpoint presentations and maybe edit a Word document, we don't bother joining them in the domain or using up a volume license for Windows/Office and just use the installed software (Home Premium/Office Starter).
Thus, today I was going through the motions of uninstalling all the bloatware on them when, within a minute of initial boot up, the McAfee on one of them pops up a warning saying "McAfee has detected a Trojan and has cleaned it automatically!" which led me to think, that's odd...wonder what it was. I click the details link and it had deleted C:\\Windows\SysWoW64\msiexec.exe . So within 5 minutes of turning the thing on I was scrambling to figure out how I could restore what is possibly the single most important piece of software in the default Windows installation because the fucking garbage that is McAfee decided to delete it and break pretty much any install/uninstall process.
Luckily I was just able to copy the .exe over from another of the laptops and fix the issue (so I could uninstall McAfee, etc.) but my god it irks me.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Lantyssa
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How the mighty have fallen.
I stopped using McAfee when one of their updates (on Enterprise!) nuked a file critical to booting. The only reason I wasn't completely screwed for a really unpleasant week is because I was trialing MSSE on my personal machine.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Paelos
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I just use Windows Security Essentials now, because MacAfee's footprint just background running had become bigger than any of my other active programs.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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ghost
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I've been using Kaspersky for a couple of years and have been pretty happy with it. I see minimal performance issues from it in any regard.
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Morat20
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I just use Windows Security Essentials now, because MacAfee's footprint just background running had become bigger than any of my other active programs.
Windows Essentials and Spybot's resident stuff -- teatimer and their IE plug-in -- and my PC has been remarkably free of malware or adware. (Immunizing alone is worth running Spybot once a month or so.). My wife's not so careful. 95% of my recent "Oh fuck, it's got PC herpes" has been her laptop. She seems prone to the crap you have to run ComboBox to fix. She doesn't get infected often enough to have some sort of trojan or rootkit, or often enough to have glaring holes in her security. It's like 4 times a year, like clockwork, she ends up infected with some auto-replicating trojan complete with fake anti-malware program and free password logger. I spend a full day cleaning the stupid thing, and it's fine for months. Unless virus makers have gone with "Make massively obvious infection -- complete with fake anti-spyware popup install windows and cyrillic processes in memory" and then "let them think they've cleaned it and then hide from all forms of virus scanner and malware scanner for months before doing it again".....
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Selby
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I spend a full day cleaning the stupid thing, and it's fine for months. Unless virus makers have gone with "Make massively obvious infection -- complete with fake anti-spyware popup install windows and cyrillic processes in memory" and then "let them think they've cleaned it and then hide from all forms of virus scanner and malware scanner for months before doing it again".....
Do you wipe and start over? That's what I always do when it gets to that level because I can never trust myself to have fully 100% eliminated the threat and infection.
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My wife's not so careful. 95% of my recent "Oh fuck, it's got PC herpes" has been her laptop. She seems prone to the crap you have to run ComboBox to fix. She doesn't get infected often enough to have some sort of trojan or rootkit, or often enough to have glaring holes in her security. It's like 4 times a year, like clockwork, she ends up infected with some auto-replicating trojan complete with fake anti-malware program and free password logger.
Websites that cater to women and kids seem to be quite bad about this sort of shit, maybe even as bad as porn sites.
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Sky
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Today's quote.
Don't shoot humans out of your vagina.
Seriously, it makes otherwise rational women into retards. Apologies to any women who have children and thus make retarded decisions based on them.
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Ironwood
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You're probably going to have to qualify that.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Khaldun
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My wife asked me to look at something on her laptop and I was like WTF is all this spyware and malware sitting here in your browser bar? She was like, oh I don't know, it just showed up one day, and then that one, I thought that was normal.  Thank god she has a Mac or it would be much worse.
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Morat20
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My wife's not that bad. She realizes when she has an infection pretty much right away. My mom, on the other hand -- and my wife's mom as well -- end up in toolbar hell. Every couple of months I need to log onto their computer and see 43 million toolbars and the first thing they say is "oh god, can you get rid of those?"
I think the only toolbar thingy I ever install is the google search one.
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ghost
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Too tough to bring up a Google tab? I'm never going to install any toolbar. Of course I use Chrome, so Google can track the shit out of me anyway. 
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Merusk
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People still go to Google's search page? I stopped once I got the search bar up on the right corner of my firefox window.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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ghost
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Chrome allows you to simply type a search into the address bar. I haven't used Firefox in ages, so don't know what they do.
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IainC
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People still go to Google's search page? I stopped once I got the search bar up on the right corner of my firefox window.
People still type into the search bar? I stopped when modern browsers allowed you to search from the address bar.
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Chimpy
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Fuck that combined address/search shit. I type in "Microsoft" and I expect it to auto complete it and send me to their site, not a fucking search page first.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Ironwood
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I still connect to bulletin boards using my 28k modem to get my URL, just as our Founding Fathers did.
Change is for pussies and Commies.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Chimpy
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I don't mind change, I mind change that adds an extra step solely so search providers can serve me more ads and force me to go through their site.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Salamok
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Chrome allows you to simply type a search into the address bar. I haven't used Firefox in ages, so don't know what they do.
Firefox has a crappy implementation of this, basically works the same way as Chrome but if you only type 1 word it thinks it is an internet address.
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