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stu
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Reply #9835 on: April 05, 2010, 03:23:11 PM

I was curious, so I did some searching and ran into this:

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... parasitic wasp embryos inspired the infamous "birth" scene in the 1979 horror flick Alien. Injected into a caterpillar by their mother, the once egg-encased wasp embryos develop for about 14 days. Then things get ugly.

In a biological attack unique in the animal world, the unassuming embryos use a virus in their DNA to paralyze their host. They bite their way out of the caterpillar and begin spinning cocoons.

As a final insult to the injured host, the caterpillar--apparently brain-addled by the virus--builds a silky blanket over its attackers and defends them against predators until the wasps emerge, fully formed, and take to the skies.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/photogalleries/in-the-womb-animal-pictures/photo3.html

Nasty. The video at the link that made me squirm.

As far as The Thing goes, if the remake is as good as the Zombie Zombie video from a couple years back, I'll be happy with it. Was kinda hoping for something more along the lines of the video game, but I guess it's more about the Norwegian camp.


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Reply #9836 on: April 05, 2010, 04:03:32 PM

So I was driving around today, and I saw this dude in a pretty nice late model black Porsche.  He was like stylin', with a backwards beret, and those stupid pilot mirrored sunglasses that retards think are popular.  In the back of the Porsche, what did my eyes spy?  Nothing but a box of Chuck Shaw.  Not a box of bottles, mind you.  On no.  That one might use for cooking wine.  No, this was Charles Shaw in a refrigerator box.  I think you have to turn in your Porsche for that.

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Reply #9837 on: April 05, 2010, 04:30:33 PM

Guy spent all his money on the Porsche and can't afford wine that doesn't come in a box?
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Reply #9838 on: April 05, 2010, 04:39:30 PM

Ain't nothing wrong with Two-Buck Chuck. Comeon now. It's pretty much the only drinkable box wine.
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Reply #9839 on: April 05, 2010, 04:45:54 PM

That's pretty much the faintest praise I can think of for wine.

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Reply #9840 on: April 05, 2010, 07:56:48 PM

Lianka (f13 handle) and I had a baby boy this past Sat.  What did everyone else do this weekend?
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Reply #9841 on: April 05, 2010, 08:09:06 PM

Wow!  It's amazing what you can accomplish over a long holiday weekend.  Congrats, you mom and dad you!

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Reply #9842 on: April 05, 2010, 09:57:32 PM

I had a yard sale.

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Reply #9843 on: April 06, 2010, 04:26:13 AM

I had an orgasm.

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Reply #9844 on: April 06, 2010, 04:43:24 AM

Murgos, I take it you mean the original 'The Thing' from 1951 rather than the Carpenter version. The Carpenter version was made in 82, while Alien was made in 79.

I forgot that it was originally called "The Thing from Another World", but yes, of course the original.

Yegolev, both movies incorporate strong themes of being in a small group away from possible rescue, trapped in small dark corridors with an alien being that you don't understand and seems unstoppable.

Maybe it's not a 'remake' but they have very similar themes.

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Reply #9845 on: April 06, 2010, 04:46:02 AM

Yeah, but that's only window dressing.  They were both just Haunted House movies with Sci-fi trappings.

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Reply #9846 on: April 06, 2010, 08:30:18 AM

I like where this is going.

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Reply #9847 on: April 06, 2010, 09:40:09 AM

Regarding The Thing, a coworker sent me this link and I thought it was both well thought-out and written.


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Reply #9848 on: April 06, 2010, 11:01:51 AM

Good read. It made me think of Green Patches, by Asimov, but better.

What's sad is that Peter Watts is in jail for disobeying U.S. Customs agents at the border.

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Reply #9849 on: April 06, 2010, 11:49:06 AM

Green Fields? Where everything had little patches of green for eyes?
stu
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Reply #9850 on: April 06, 2010, 12:22:35 PM

That's the one. It was in the Nightfall anthology.

Just to clarify- it was because I remember the green patch bacteria looking at us as being flawed and were making an effort to improve life the way it saw fit.
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Reply #9851 on: April 06, 2010, 01:09:44 PM

I'm not sure if it counts as irony that I found a job posting for a project manager at HP on the Dice.com website.  Maybe it counts because I applied anyways?

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Reply #9852 on: April 06, 2010, 01:16:14 PM

Regarding The Thing, a coworker sent me this link and I thought it was both well thought-out and written.



Interesting.  Thanks.

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Reply #9853 on: April 06, 2010, 02:58:45 PM

My baby nephew just had a baby.   That makes me a...   ACK!

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Reply #9854 on: April 06, 2010, 03:19:00 PM

shamed ?

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Reply #9855 on: April 06, 2010, 04:51:50 PM

untie the great?

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Reply #9856 on: April 06, 2010, 05:21:47 PM

My baby nephew just had a baby.   That makes me a...   ACK!


Seriously, though, congrats!  Within my family I'm older than the rest of my generation by 10-20 years, so I'll have to wait a long time to be a great-anything.
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Reply #9857 on: April 06, 2010, 07:37:54 PM

untie the great?

We're on an MMOG site.  It's untie the ub3r.

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Reply #9858 on: April 06, 2010, 07:58:47 PM

Those from Cleveland/ Northern Ohio will appreciate this.

We got a nutmallow egg from Malley's Chocolate for Easter.   Yum.

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Reply #9859 on: April 07, 2010, 09:00:00 AM

House goes on the market today and I find out my wife changed the watering schedule to every day, thus flooding a small portion of our back yard.  awesome, for real

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Reply #9860 on: April 07, 2010, 11:12:31 AM

But at least it's green, right?
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Reply #9861 on: April 07, 2010, 11:25:48 AM

New feature: wading pool. Cha-ching.
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Reply #9862 on: April 07, 2010, 11:30:12 AM

I'm not sure if it counts as irony that I found a job posting for a project manager at HP on the Dice.com website.  Maybe it counts because I applied anyways?

I hope it's for my account.

Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #9863 on: April 07, 2010, 11:56:18 AM

I'm not sure if it counts as irony that I found a job posting for a project manager at HP on the Dice.com website.  Maybe it counts because I applied anyways?

I hope it's for my account.

Ohhhhh, I see.
Your account have an open req for a PM out there?  It's probably not though, had a (PL) behind it which is for pipeline stuff. 

Either way, I'm wondering how long it takes them to actually do something about my app, considering I got an email last week about a job I posted for back before I was laid off 6 months ago.

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Reply #9864 on: April 08, 2010, 01:12:13 PM

No, I don't think we are going to get a PM but we fucking need one.

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Reply #9865 on: April 08, 2010, 01:17:26 PM

Oh, I am in Chattanooga right now, wishing I could see the cursor in this editing window and that I could zoom out a bit with the Droid.  The zoom works when I am not typing.

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Reply #9866 on: April 08, 2010, 04:04:29 PM

No, I don't think we are going to get a PM but we fucking need one.


Careful what you wish for.  I think I can count the number of PM's I've worked with that weren't complete fuckwits on one hand.  The vast majority I could have done without. 
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Reply #9867 on: April 08, 2010, 05:32:31 PM

Alan Wake and Red Dead Redemption on the same day? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I've seen enough video on Red Dead to realize it's GTA in the West, but Alan Wake has been a title I haven't seen anything more than a promise and a trust in the developer to deliver.

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Reply #9868 on: April 10, 2010, 11:53:09 AM

No, I don't think we are going to get a PM but we fucking need one.


Careful what you wish for.  I think I can count the number of PM's I've worked with that weren't complete fuckwits on one hand.  The vast majority I could have done without. 

Things are that bad.

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Reply #9869 on: April 10, 2010, 01:20:25 PM

As I was Googleing around to find out if the Tom Selleck movie Xilren posted was the one with the killer spider bots (it was.) I came across This.  Robot spiders in development.

Perhaps it belongs in the Spiders are Awesome thread instead.

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