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Salamok
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I just opened a 4lb thing of Jelly Bellys.
What now?
Nostrils. Ear canals. Et cetera. One of my favorite things about going to HP (and not IBM) is that TCCC uses Lotus Notes. The one email system that manages to be fucking worse than outlook You obviously have not used groupwise. |
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Ironwood
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Nowt wrong with Groupwise.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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I just wanted to drop in here and say that the orange tuxedo was the single best clothing purchase I have ever made. I have no idea who this girl is. The girl in this one is the incredible wife that let me go out in public dressed like Lloyd. Right, I was dressed as Lloyd, but some people didn't know that. I was also called "Pimp!" or "Pimp Daddy!" when on the street, as well as "Dumendumer" and "Willy Wonka". My favorite, however, was the girl who called me "Ace Ventura". That was awesome. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Polysorbate80
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The girl in this one is the incredible wife that let me go out in public dressed like Lloyd. I can't quite tell from the photo, but she appears to be either hiding her face or drinking heavily? I'm not criticizing her--either (or both) would be an appropriate response in this case  |
“Why the fuck would you ... ?” is like 80% of the conversation with Poly — Chimpy
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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That's fucking awesome.  |
Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Lantyssa
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I would just like to say: Fuck McAfee.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Trippy
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Yup.
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Merusk
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I stopped using them a few years ago when I noticed wonky shit on my own.. and I'm not a computer professional. Items missed on scans that other software caught, random deletion files, bloated memory-hog behavior, random reboots of my work system. I feel for those who are still using it, though.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Tarami
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I would just like to say: Fuck McAfee.
I would like to generalize that to "fuck anti-virus." In most cases of anti-virus software, I'd rather have e-herpes. Atleast herpes is dependable. It's yours for life. |
- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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We got rid of McAffee department wide just last month. There were a few stragglers out there today, including the Chair's laptop, which seem severely hosed, even after the rollback.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Lantyssa
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Apply the 5959xdat.exe, boot into safe mode, copy "svchosts.exe" from "\windows\servicepackfiles\i386\" to "\windows\system32" and "\windows\system32\dllcache". You may have to be sneaky and do things like launch a command prompt through ctrl-alt-del -> taskmanager -> run, and use copy instead of dragging and dropping, but it's pretty simple for the most part. Well, once you figure that out. I would like to generalize that to "fuck anti-virus." In most cases of anti-virus software, I'd rather have e-herpes. Atleast herpes is dependable. It's yours for life.
There's a very specific reason to hate them today. This fuck-up is going to seriously hurt the company. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Salamok
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Glad I didn't take them up on that free 30 day trial for my new system, 1st thing I did was uninstall it.
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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Apply the 5959xdat.exe, boot into safe mode, copy "svchosts.exe" from "\windows\servicepackfiles\i386\" to "\windows\system32" and "\windows\system32\dllcache".
You may have to be sneaky and do things like launch a command prompt through ctrl-alt-del -> taskmanager -> run, and use copy instead of dragging and dropping, but it's pretty simple for the most part. Well, once you figure that out.
Ya, we did all that, and got the system back up and running. Unfortunately, after that, Sophos AntiVirus, the University's new AV, wouldn't install. We ended up giving the Chair Avast! instead, which is what my boss and I use at home anyway. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Merusk
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 Avast. Hate that they changed the voice. I much preferred Microsoft Sam.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Yegolev
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I can't quite tell from the photo, but she appears to be either hiding her face or drinking heavily?
She is videoing me being photographed. Once I get the video off of the camera, I want to Youtube it. She and the others walked behind be down the street so they could see and video the reactions of people I passed, but we managed to miss a lot because you can't just run a camera constantly. Everyone loved that suit, and I was only whacked in the back of the legs once. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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Sheep pig. Look it up.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I would just like to say: Fuck McAfee.
Yeah. Since I got my new work computer with Win 7 on it, McAfee started absolutely dominating my PC once per day when it decided to update itself. Instead of doing so right after reboot before I got started working on anything, it chose to do it about 15 minutes after with no warning. No matter what I was doing, the computer would absolutely lock up, not allowing me to do anything until it was done. |
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WayAbvPar
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ESET NOD32. I love it.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Cyrrex
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Huh. We have McAfee where I work, too. Haven't heard of any issues, nor am I experiencing any.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Minvaren
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Avast. Switched to it at work 2 years ago when SAV Corporate bloated to over 128MB of memory required. At the time, the average desktop in the company was a P3-1Ghz with 256MB. Evaluated McAfee and it was worse. AVG was great until an update that bloated it to SAV levels. Avast uses about a third of that, is very responsive, and has only had one minor issue with it since deployment (awkward minor version upgrade). Well worth the money. |
"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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rattran
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I used Nod32 until my 2 year license ran out, threw on Avast! until I could bother to reup, and ended up sticking with Avast!
I'd been happy with Avira on the second machine, until the fucking popups started even on the paid version. Pigfuckers.
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Ironwood
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Currently trying to get Macaffee to fuck.
Mostly because I never spell it right.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Sir T
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And in other news, I am now unemployed. That's my thanks for introducing the office to Avast, I guess.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Mosesandstick
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Hope you get back up on your feet quickly.
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Engels
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Yick. Sorry SirT :/
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Sir T
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It could be worse. At least I don't have a family and a mortgage to maintain. People are in far worse positions.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Bummer, Sir T. Good luck. Hope you find a job you love.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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How am I supposed to get excited about Trinity Universe if they don't tell me about the damn game system?
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Selby
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They have awesome pre-release screenshots?
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schild
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Just got hit with ave.exe (yea, I was looking up scene releases, whatever).
Don't go to scenereleases.info anymore, if you do that is, because their shit is jacked.
Anyway, it's an invasive assy piece of malware and now I'm doing a full scan which is going to take _forever_ over 7 harddrives. Bleh.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Surely you have an old PC that you can press into service as a file server? That way you won't be running potentially damaging code on anything that can modify your porn valuable data.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Segoris
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What better way to follow up a KFC double chicken stacker fat fest item? Well, with this:
I'm both disgusted and drooling at the thought of this thing. 1,250 calories, 2750mg of sodium.
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Pennilenko
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I will take two! |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Signe
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Muse.
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You guys are either tubby as hell which is I don't mind at all and hope you're eating that along with a frosty mug of Gluerna, or you are skinny bastards with seriously insane metabolism in which case I hate you.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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you are skinny bastards with seriously insane metabolism in which case I hate you.
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-Rasix
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