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Reply #1365 on: March 19, 2007, 08:05:40 PM

Just watched those commercials.  I'd forgotten about the Norton's Furniture commercials and just how odd they were.  I can't remember the name of the dude with the blacked-out eyeglasses and beard, either. 

That school board one?  WTF, seriously? Where'd the guy get the cash to run, the people he murdered and hid under the stairs?

 And Robo Cat..  shocked  He needs to be renamed Capt. Christopher Pike.

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Reply #1366 on: March 20, 2007, 08:45:26 PM


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Reply #1367 on: March 21, 2007, 08:44:57 AM


I don't know what the fuck you said, little man... but you touched a brotha's heart.

Seriously, as wacky as that is, it kicks the shit out of all the American Idol twats and much of the pop music like I was talking about in the other thread (Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco). America needs Eurovision to come over here and curbstomp the entire American Idol panel into dirt.

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Reply #1368 on: March 21, 2007, 11:56:45 PM


"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

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Reply #1369 on: March 22, 2007, 05:46:24 AM

Okay now that is just odd. BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEETH!
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Reply #1370 on: March 22, 2007, 10:01:29 AM

Have to run, but the new Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer is out. It's awesome.

Also, Israel is so predictable.

I present to you, Greece.

Proving once again, that the only thing they should export is grape leaves.
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Reply #1371 on: March 22, 2007, 10:48:13 AM

WTF is with those haircuts....

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Reply #1372 on: March 22, 2007, 11:55:57 AM

Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing.

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Reply #1373 on: March 22, 2007, 02:02:39 PM

Ya, but the radishes have to be worth something.

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Reply #1374 on: March 22, 2007, 05:56:39 PM

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Reply #1375 on: March 23, 2007, 09:49:36 PM

Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing.

Except that was a Turkish entry that wasn't selected. This is Greece:

http://www.eurovision-fr.net/histoire/details_07.php?id=41

And Turkey:

http://www.eurovision-fr.net/histoire/details_07.php?id=61

Both of which are pretty lame. The one that I thought was quite cool was Bulgaria:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ytzgtLW1A

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Reply #1376 on: March 23, 2007, 09:57:14 PM

I vote for the flying hottie as well.

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Reply #1377 on: March 24, 2007, 02:02:50 AM

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Reply #1378 on: March 24, 2007, 09:42:05 AM

That 3 year old is hilarious. Also, my vote's for Bulgaria. Got that cool matrixy feel to it.

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Reply #1379 on: March 25, 2007, 01:50:24 PM

I <3 the DJ Bobo "Vampires are Alive" entry. It's the worst synthpop I've ever heard.

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Reply #1380 on: March 26, 2007, 06:54:39 AM

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Reply #1381 on: March 26, 2007, 08:34:02 AM

Here's "Vampires are Alive" as I mentioned yesterday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0

Brilliant.
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Reply #1382 on: March 26, 2007, 08:37:42 AM

It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief.

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Reply #1383 on: March 26, 2007, 09:36:46 AM

I vote for the flying hottie as well.

Damn tooting. That song was pretty good, and much less Justin Timberlake than either Greece or Turkey's entry.

EDIT: THe Vampires song... ye gods, that's awful.
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Reply #1384 on: March 26, 2007, 11:37:17 AM

It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief.

Eurotrash? That would be the Ukraine entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CsKw8giR1g

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Reply #1385 on: March 26, 2007, 02:07:34 PM

This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck.


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Reply #1386 on: March 26, 2007, 02:13:12 PM

Seriously dude.. fuck you.  :-D

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Reply #1387 on: March 27, 2007, 06:04:42 AM

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Eurotrash? That would be the Ukraine entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CsKw8giR1g

I'm surprised that actor is still around, he(yes thats HE) started in USSR days and he is Russian, not Ukrainian...  This guy's career is to spoof others Wierd Al style but while cross dressing.
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Reply #1388 on: March 27, 2007, 08:25:10 AM

This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck.


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Reply #1389 on: March 27, 2007, 05:17:45 PM

I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

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Reply #1390 on: March 27, 2007, 11:15:39 PM

Crazy kids from Tokyo.

http://www.akibablog.net/archives/img-mouse/harehareyukai070325.wmv

For those who don't know, the song and dance are from the episode-ending sequence of a popular anime. But without Darth Vader.

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Reply #1391 on: March 28, 2007, 12:07:52 AM

I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

Great sound.  Horrible, horrible fucking song.
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Reply #1392 on: March 28, 2007, 01:12:01 AM

I always wondered what Macy Gray would sound like if she was less nasal. Now that I've found out, I can rest easy.

That song sucked.
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Reply #1393 on: March 28, 2007, 08:38:17 AM

It kind of grows on you. The off-beat singing grates on my nerves, though, and that seems to be "her thing".
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Reply #1394 on: March 28, 2007, 08:59:04 AM

The rest of the album is much less gimmicky, and more Motown. It's rilly good. Besides, she's a Jewish Brit bringin' the soul! That amounts for something.

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Reply #1395 on: March 28, 2007, 09:29:03 AM


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Reply #1396 on: March 28, 2007, 09:39:02 AM

I can't stop listening to this chick, who kicks much ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

Add her to your dead pool. She's known to 'indulge' rather a lot, so success may not be kind.



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Reply #1397 on: March 28, 2007, 09:45:50 AM

To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no.

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Reply #1398 on: March 28, 2007, 10:23:22 AM

So the mole is new?
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Reply #1399 on: March 28, 2007, 11:59:54 PM

That explains why it was so bad. She's Jewish.
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