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Reply #980 on: November 04, 2006, 11:31:44 AM

If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car.

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

Uh, why the kid? Why not the idiot father who let his 14 year old son hop in his brand new $50,000 STICK mustang?
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Reply #981 on: November 04, 2006, 02:10:48 PM

If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car.

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

Uh, why the kid? Why not the idiot father who let his 14 year old son hop in his brand new $50,000 STICK mustang?
With the keys no less, they're both to blame.  I was sort of hoping the new mustang was going to smash into the classic mustang, that would have been 1000% more amusing.
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Reply #982 on: November 04, 2006, 04:55:28 PM

Because, NiX...the kid did it. Yeah, the father is VERY dumb for letting the kid in like that, but the kid did something VERY stupid to cause that. Usually, the car should have just hopped forward and stalled...the kid hit the gas. I don't care if you're 14, you should know better.

14 is almost driving age in places, yes?

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Reply #983 on: November 05, 2006, 12:26:45 AM

Your first time in a car, your reflexes aren't properly developed yet.  When you panic you're just as likely to mash on the gas as you are the brake.  You don't have time to puzzle out which is which.  I suspect that was the kid's first time with a stick.

The first time someone gets behind the wheel of a manual transmission car, especially if it's YOUR car, you damn well better be sitting in the passenger seat with your hand on the emergency brake.  I blame the dad completely.

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Reply #984 on: November 05, 2006, 12:36:45 AM

Hahaha

Since when do stock Mustangs cost $50k though? GT's are less than $40k, I think.

[edit] Oops. It's a GT 500, I think.

[edit]

Besides all that, the Dad probably wasn't going to drive it anyways. That kind of shit makes me cringe more than what his stupid son did.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2006, 12:46:06 AM by Stray »
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Reply #985 on: November 05, 2006, 11:47:47 AM

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Reply #986 on: November 05, 2006, 08:00:28 PM

MC Chris or whatever the fuck the guy is who did the voice of MC P-Pants in Aqua Teen Hunger Force rips on Kingdom Hearts 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk&eurl=

There's a full on video of him doing his standup act thing where this comes from but it's boring to watch. This is better even with the retarded MSN noises going on in the background because the idiot who edited this had to chat while recording the sound.

edit: Also, I will be very very sad if the first reaction posted to this is the one I think it's gonna be.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2006, 08:11:52 PM by Fabricated »

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Reply #987 on: November 05, 2006, 09:49:34 PM


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Reply #988 on: November 06, 2006, 09:42:45 AM

If I could kill anyone, I'm fairly sure it would be this kid in the car.

This is so stupid that watching it made me feel faintly nauseous.

I don't think I could beat a kid enough to punish him for that.

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Reply #989 on: November 06, 2006, 11:32:28 AM


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Reply #990 on: November 06, 2006, 02:27:08 PM

Fancy high tech bows are for wusses.

That said, DAMN.

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Reply #991 on: November 07, 2006, 06:36:19 AM

E Honda just pwned costner.
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Reply #992 on: November 07, 2006, 08:23:54 AM

LOL!  I hate country music but this is AWESOME!

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Reply #993 on: November 07, 2006, 08:27:25 AM

Oh Snap!

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Reply #994 on: November 07, 2006, 09:01:15 AM

Damn. Talk about getting caught with your drawers down.

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Reply #995 on: November 07, 2006, 10:29:13 AM

This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States.

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Reply #996 on: November 07, 2006, 11:35:45 AM

I do love me some movie recuts
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Reply #997 on: November 07, 2006, 12:13:06 PM


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Reply #998 on: November 07, 2006, 07:43:40 PM

I do love me some movie recuts

Hahaha.  That was damn good.
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Reply #999 on: November 07, 2006, 09:44:39 PM

This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States.



That was tres cool. Notice that noone ever, ever goes to Montana.

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Reply #1000 on: November 08, 2006, 07:55:50 PM

It did make me want to look at those 2 dark spots over New Mexico....

And...This dog is smarter then me....http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5249518974978628334

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Reply #1001 on: November 10, 2006, 02:37:40 AM


Fucking hell.  What's that guy's name ?  Buntaro ??

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Reply #1002 on: November 10, 2006, 10:51:50 AM

And...This dog is smarter then me....
That is one smart dog.
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Reply #1003 on: November 11, 2006, 08:49:37 PM

This is a cool thing I ran across showing flight patterns in the United States.

That's very cool, I wonder how they did that.

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Reply #1004 on: November 11, 2006, 09:44:15 PM

Some of the most worthwhile stuff to come out of Second Life.

They have some more coverage elsewhere as well. Just reminds me how much I NEVER want to play anything like SL.

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Reply #1005 on: November 12, 2006, 05:59:27 PM

For those of you still on the fence on Wii's and PS3's:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9056068192424546470

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Reply #1006 on: November 13, 2006, 06:33:44 AM

For those of you still on the fence on Wii's and PS3's:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9056068192424546470
I want the PS3. And maybe punch the Wii in the uterus. You can't fix stupid ;)
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Reply #1007 on: November 13, 2006, 09:28:05 AM

$600 for a console ain't what I'd call smart.

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Reply #1008 on: November 13, 2006, 11:24:44 AM

I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.
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Reply #1009 on: November 13, 2006, 11:27:28 AM

I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.

I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag.
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Reply #1010 on: November 13, 2006, 02:00:46 PM

For maybe three games (I don't like NHL)? That cost me $60 extra?

No thanks, bubba.
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Reply #1011 on: November 13, 2006, 02:06:16 PM

I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.

I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag.
Whenever I think about buying a 360 I actually use your experience to dissuade me.  You went through what, four or five of those before you got one that worked?
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Reply #1012 on: November 14, 2006, 02:53:21 PM

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Reply #1013 on: November 14, 2006, 07:35:53 PM

What a tool.

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Reply #1014 on: November 14, 2006, 09:04:38 PM

I was talking about the women.

The 360 is too expensive for what you get, and like retail herpes, keeps on givin' at the checkout (to the tune of $20 more per game).

Buying a console this generation isn't what I'd call smart.

I hope that was a Typo. 360 is totally worth the price tag.
Whenever I think about buying a 360 I actually use your experience to dissuade me. You went through what, four or five of those before you got one that worked?

And my first one is still frawress. I trust the machine so much, I'm trading it in for another one before my extended warranty comes out. Which is to say - I am not worried about the next one. Every console I own from here on out - working or not - will be replaced once a year for half a benny. More than worth it for the amount of dust and shit that can eventually ruin something.
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