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Merusk
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Just watched those commercials. I'd forgotten about the Norton's Furniture commercials and just how odd they were. I can't remember the name of the dude with the blacked-out eyeglasses and beard, either. That school board one? WTF, seriously? Where'd the guy get the cash to run, the people he murdered and hid under the stairs? And Robo Cat..  He needs to be renamed Capt. Christopher Pike. |
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Righ
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HaemishM
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I don't know what the fuck you said, little man... but you touched a brotha's heart. Seriously, as wacky as that is, it kicks the shit out of all the American Idol twats and much of the pop music like I was talking about in the other thread (Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco). America needs Eurovision to come over here and curbstomp the entire American Idol panel into dirt. |
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Abagadro
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kaid
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Okay now that is just odd. BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEETH!
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schild
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Have to run, but the new Pirates of the Caribbean Trailer is out. It's awesome. Also, Israel is so predictable. I present to you, Greece.Proving once again, that the only thing they should export is grape leaves. |
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« Last Edit: March 22, 2007, 10:03:37 AM by schild »
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Strazos
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WTF is with those haircuts....
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HaemishM
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Holy shit, Greece's entry sucked monkey nuts. The guy can't even sing.
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tazelbain
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Ya, but the radishes have to be worth something.
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Sairon
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Righ
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Strazos
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I vote for the flying hottie as well.
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Trippy
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« Last Edit: March 24, 2007, 02:05:15 AM by Trippy »
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Engels
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That 3 year old is hilarious. Also, my vote's for Bulgaria. Got that cool matrixy feel to it.
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schild
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I <3 the DJ Bobo "Vampires are Alive" entry. It's the worst synthpop I've ever heard.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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schild
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Engels
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It is videos like that that gave rise to the term "Eurotrash". Good motherfin grief.
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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HaemishM
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I vote for the flying hottie as well.
Damn tooting. That song was pretty good, and much less Justin Timberlake than either Greece or Turkey's entry. EDIT: THe Vampires song... ye gods, that's awful. |
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« Last Edit: March 26, 2007, 09:41:33 AM by HaemishM »
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Righ
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This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck. You're welcome. |
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Rasix
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Seriously dude.. fuck you. :-D
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sinij
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I'm surprised that actor is still around, he(yes thats HE) started in USSR days and he is Russian, not Ukrainian... This guy's career is to spoof others Wierd Al style but while cross dressing. |
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« Last Edit: March 27, 2007, 06:06:51 AM by sinij »
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HaemishM
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This is a few months old, so I am guessing that someone has posted it before. However, on the off chance that any of you missed it, I present to you the world's biggest trainwreck. You're welcome. You just gave me testicular cancer, and I'm totally fucking blind. Alberto Gonzales will be waiting in your bedroom closet tonight with Steely Dan. |
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voodoolily
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Strazos
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Fear the Backstab!
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Evil Elvis
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Great sound. Horrible, horrible fucking song. |
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schild
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I always wondered what Macy Gray would sound like if she was less nasal. Now that I've found out, I can rest easy.
That song sucked.
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bhodi
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It kind of grows on you. The off-beat singing grates on my nerves, though, and that seems to be "her thing".
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voodoolily
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The rest of the album is much less gimmicky, and more Motown. It's rilly good. Besides, she's a Jewish Brit bringin' the soul! That amounts for something.
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voodoolily
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Righ
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Add her to your dead pool. She's known to 'indulge' rather a lot, so success may not be kind.  After 'health and fitness program' and a couple of years before. |
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voodoolily
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To be fair, they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no no no.
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bhodi
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So the mole is new?
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schild
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That explains why it was so bad. She's Jewish.
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