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Reply #105 on: March 04, 2006, 02:03:12 AM

I like HRose. I don't have a problem deciphering his English and he makes some good points. Some bad ones but some good ones as well.

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Reply #106 on: March 04, 2006, 04:38:01 AM

And sometimes he writes his posts in the style of a poem.  How could you girls NOT love that?

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Reply #107 on: March 04, 2006, 09:42:45 PM

He's not the WORST flavor. That would be the Furry Who Shall Not Be Named.

But he's certainly on the level of Dr. Smart.
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When did people start listening to Hrose at all? Am I the only one who thinks his brand of bullshit is the worst flavored on the internet? He writes a lot, but manages to write oh so little. And yes, I know he's still in the room and can hear me.
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Reply #108 on: March 04, 2006, 11:18:18 PM


Because I have 10,000+ posts and you're still here mean that my opinion holds more water than Lionhunter? I'm just wondering cuz that'd be neat.

Well, he has the "who the fuck are you?" factor going for him.

I'm already decently familiar with your particular derangements so I can know when to ignore you totally/laugh and when to assume you know what you're talking about.


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Reply #109 on: March 05, 2006, 01:13:59 AM


Because I have 10,000+ posts and you're still here mean that my opinion holds more water than Lionhunter? I'm just wondering cuz that'd be neat.

Well, he has the "who the fuck are you?" factor going for him.

I'm already decently familiar with your particular derangements so I can know when to ignore you totally/laugh and when to assume you know what you're talking about.



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Reply #110 on: March 05, 2006, 02:24:16 AM

Lionhunter doesn't say much but there are hints to his identity.
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Reply #111 on: March 05, 2006, 11:38:52 PM

I could ask, but I don't care enough to play silly games.


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Reply #112 on: March 06, 2006, 12:08:46 PM

At least he has an avatar and says something sucks.  Good start.

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Reply #113 on: March 06, 2006, 12:55:29 PM

Avatar's are a fad, can't see it catching on.
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Reply #114 on: March 06, 2006, 01:17:44 PM

Lionhunter is crazy, and Romanian, any information beyond that I am not at liberty to divulge at this time.

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Reply #115 on: March 06, 2006, 01:23:35 PM

If Lionhunter is an ex-Olympic gymnast, I think I know the answer!

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Reply #116 on: March 06, 2006, 01:56:15 PM

Avatar's are a fad, can't see it catching on.

Likewise with grammar?

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Reply #117 on: March 06, 2006, 02:29:54 PM

Sorry man, I'd welcome the Woodcock back here long before I'd ever invite he who shall not be named.

No way, at least he who shall not be named is guaranteed to launch the message boards into a flame war that will go down in the history books.  When he who shall not be named shows up you are guaranteed entertainment.

Bruce is just annoying and disgusting..

Im so confused. Who are we not naming now?


Lets see here....

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Nutsack. Check
Italian. Check

Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I know. Does it start with the letter after "A" and end in "oo"?
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Reply #118 on: March 06, 2006, 03:10:35 PM

ButtseksMan?

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Reply #119 on: March 06, 2006, 03:25:21 PM

Yeah, this one will suck. Like Schild said, it's funny to see the aftermath and I always look forward to that.

A hint is that Jacobs is mentioning the RVR in this game at every given opportunity. Yeah man we know you did DAOC. Now make a different game, with your different license. Christ.
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Reply #120 on: March 06, 2006, 03:42:17 PM

Likewise with grammar?

What are you?  The internet police?
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Reply #121 on: March 07, 2006, 07:37:27 AM

Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I know. Does it start with the letter after "A" and end in "oo"?


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Reply #122 on: March 07, 2006, 07:39:44 AM

Likewise with grammar?

What are you?  The internet police?

I have a siren in my pants.

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Reply #123 on: March 07, 2006, 07:45:25 AM

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There, now he'll come out of the mirror the next time the lights are off and kill us all.

Shouldn't we have done this invokation in the SW:G thread we're trying to get to 70 pages?!

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Reply #124 on: March 08, 2006, 11:13:20 AM

I'm sure if he comes, he'll spread his Net clap to any thread he can get his overinflated penis into.

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Reply #125 on: March 08, 2006, 01:03:29 PM

Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I know. Does it start with the letter after "A" and end in "oo"?


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There, now he'll come out of the mirror the next time the lights are off and kill us all.

Damn. I thought we where talking about Boogleboo.
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Reply #126 on: March 10, 2006, 01:07:12 AM

March Newsletter came by email today, not up on their site as yet so I can only link to parts of it.

Video teaser

Ekrund backstory

More video diaries

Orc Siege Tower

Orc

Dwarf Pub

Races confirmed.

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Q: What are the playable races?
From the lead designer, Big Steve: "Empire/Human, High Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarfs, Orcs, Goblins, Chaos Humans."
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Reply #127 on: March 10, 2006, 07:15:21 AM

No Wood Elves? Shame. I fancied playing a Wood Elf Wardancer, which was the only cool thing ever Elvish.

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Reply #128 on: March 10, 2006, 07:20:06 AM

Plenty of expansions planned for other races if WAR takes off.  The Goblin Base Jumping video diary is worth checking out, purely because I get to use the words "Goblin" and "Base Jumping" twice in the same sentence.
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Reply #129 on: March 10, 2006, 07:26:46 AM

I just would like to say, whoever at Mythic came up with the idea of updating design progress by putting video from a fucking camera PHONE should be shot. Not killed per se, just winged so he can bleed in pain and hobble for a while.

Fucking clown shoes. Thanks for showing us that there is actually a working engine that could be shown on real, big boy video without any loss of quality, and then NOT GIVING IT TO US as anything other than postage stamp sized blurs. Don't be fucking retarded. Either show us something or don't, goddamnit.

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Reply #130 on: March 10, 2006, 07:42:56 AM

Go to E3 with a video camera, me love you long time.

On another note, the latest newsletter is online now.

I fully realise this game could be crap, hey it's a mmorpg right?  But I like a couple of comments in the latest dev profiles.

http://www.warhammeronline.com/profiles/mark_davis.php

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What is the biggest problem with current MMOs you hope to fix with WAR?
Action! Logging in and finding there's nothing to do for one reason or another is the most frustrating thing for me. WAR will be a world full of conflict and strife. You can be sure that there will always be a quest to complete, an enemy to kill, or a dragon to slay. Whether you have 10 minutes or 10 hours, you should find quick, yummy action in WAR.

http://www.warhammeronline.com/profiles/colin_hicks.php

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What is the biggest problem with current MMO's you hope to fix with WAR?
When I play a game, it is important that it offers me flexibility in terms of the time commitment needed to have fun. I need to have a rewarding play experience even if I don't have several hours to devote to a play session. Providing an opportunity for time constrained gamers to enjoy a title just as much as those with excess free time is essential to a title's broad appeal.

I'm not currently subscribed to anything, I really liked WoW but I just don't have the time needed for the later content.  I'm currently playing COD2, love it, but the amount of hacks people use online is bloody annoying.  So I'm really hoping Mythic don't fuck this up.
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Reply #131 on: March 10, 2006, 08:06:30 AM

I had enourmous ammounts of fun with that orc shot today. I show it to someone and tell them they're changing the orc models in Burning Crusade. Not one of them said that that is a different game :)

As a matter of fact I swallowed one of these about two hours ago and the explanation is that it is, in fact, my hand.
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Reply #132 on: March 14, 2006, 11:22:53 AM

I had enourmous ammounts of fun with that orc shot today. I show it to someone and tell them they're changing the orc models in Burning Crusade. Not one of them said that that is a different game :)


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Reply #133 on: March 14, 2006, 12:50:16 PM

Why are they calling Warhammer Online....WAR? Isn't WHO a much cooler acronym?

I'm just saying. That's the first sign of desperation. Trying to be cool and edgy. They want a lot of people walking around saying WAR. Ain't happening.



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Reply #134 on: March 14, 2006, 02:16:09 PM

Why are they calling Warhammer Online....WAR? Isn't WHO a much cooler acronym?

"Warhammer: Age of Reckoning"
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Reply #135 on: March 14, 2006, 02:30:57 PM

Urk. That's rough.
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Reply #136 on: March 17, 2006, 10:07:12 AM

Ohhhhhhhh.... I think I know. Does it start with the letter after "A" and end in "oo"?


Serek Dmart
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There, now he'll come out of the mirror the next time the lights are off and kill us all.

Damn. I thought we where talking about Boogleboo.

Nah, I find the Boog entertaining as well.

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Reply #137 on: March 19, 2006, 01:14:59 AM

Urk. That's rough.

Yeah, that's pretty crap.

Nerds like us will just call it Warhammer, or WFB Online anyway...


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