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Topic: So, who's the mole? (Read 9633 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. I'm the wart. She's my tumor, my growth, my pimple. I'm ''Uncle Wart." Just old Buck ''Wart'' Russell, they call me. Or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's'' coming.  |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Curses!
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Comstar
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The obvious ending to all this is that we all get paid by different companies, nay, different divisons of the same company, telling each other how good game X by company Y is and how game Z by company Y is so crap.
I will make the announcment that I am willing to be bought. You can send the money to my paypal account.
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Defending the Galaxy, from the Scum of the Universe, with nothing but a flashlight and a tshirt. We need tanks Boo, lots of tanks!
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Murgos
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I am not a mole however, I am willing to recommend anyone's upcoming high-end video cards, CPU's, RAM, HDD's, and MB's in exchange for samples of such items.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Yegolev
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If we all turn against each other, the Cylons win.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Furiously
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The obvious ending to all this is that we all get paid by different companies, nay, different divisons of the same company, telling each other how good game X by company Y is and how game Z by company Y is so crap.
I will make the announcment that I am willing to be bought. You can send the money to my paypal account.
And why would cornered rat (WWII online) need to pay you?  |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I know some companies who do that. I think they call it guerilla marketing. I call it bad marketing.
It's lazy marketing. Guerilla marketing is just a buzz word ego-centric creative directors use to make themselves seem smarter and edgier than they are or can ever hope to be. The gaming industry has used forum-whoring for years because it is lazy, uninventive and impotently ignorant of how to sell its own product to a refined audience. This is why games marketing revolves around gibs, tits and forum cum-guzzling. |
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cevik
I'm Special
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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It would be a dead giveaway on f13. We love to hate. If somebody were to talk up a games console that is fragile and overheats, or a portable games platform launched with next to no worthwhile games or a twitch-oriented reworking of MMOG that left it devoid of players, we'd see through it right away. Bwahahaha.
The only person who comes close is Schild  can one infiltrate one's own site? I was thinking, if I were going to hire a mole, it would be the site admin. I mean, then you don't have to worry about being found out and banned. If you do get caught you can burn all the evidence in one mad "format c:" and you have a problem no more. Your admin 'mole' could go on lengthy diatribes about how everything on the market is the same, and then at the bottom point out that that doesn't apply to the awesome console games that are out there. If ever a competitor is stealing all of your market, you could have that admin spew hatred about said competitor, not having to worry that he'd ever be baned for trolling endlessly about his 'pet peeve' of the year.. You could hire him to spin endlessly about "blaming the right people" at a game company that has tried to do nothing but screw it's customer at every turn.. I mean it should be easy to find one right? Just look around for a site with a bunch of banners begging for advertising. Or maybe find a burned out site admin, buy the site from him, and install a new head that had barely been part of the community before. *shrug* I could think of a half a dozen ways to do it.. Nah.. it makes too much sense to be true.. :) |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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I am the mole, coo coo ca-choo.
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cevik
I'm Special
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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Ban test!
EDIT: woo, passed!
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tazelbain
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I am the mole, coo coo ca-choo.
It's Online Paranoia, we're all the mole. |
"Me am play gods"
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cevik
I'm Special
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I've always wondered about the All Black People Eat Watermelons
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I am the mole, coo coo ca-choo.
It's Online Paranoia, we're all the mole. Do you doubt The Computer, citizen? |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Uh-oh, I'm on my violet clone...
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Swede
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heh..anyone wanna bet on how long it takes before IGE starts selling "3000 post on Thisandthat forum account"s? Maybe i can finally make some money on my internetting skills.
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Lax
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Mesozoic
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I'm here to offer my excellent F13 forum reputation to the highest bidder. Watch ol' Mesozoic move your shovelware right off the shelves, folks. "Part of me actually hopes that these queues don't clear up - I've been giving a real hard look at Popular Franchise Online anyway." See? And that was off the top of my head. |
...any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god.
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Furiously
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You know I was at my local Burger King today and discovered you get free refills. Talk about a great place to eat!
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WayAbvPar
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You know I was at my local Burger King today and discovered you get free refills. Talk about a great place to eat!
Other than the food and the clientele, that is. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
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penfold
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I'm the mole, and so's my wife.
sorry.
If you check the games forums on Quarter to Three there's some posters about who could be classified as suspicious. Lots of overt marketing weenies, journos and industry types there tho so cant tell for sure.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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If you check the games forums on Quarter to Three No. So very no. I'd like to think you love yourself enough to not do that. |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I can't be the mole. I can't sell shit.
If I could, you'd all be playing CoV.
Therefore, numerous companies should send me money to become a mole, because I am the least likely suspect.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Trippy
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Ironwood
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I think it's time for a good ole fashioned witch hunt. With pitchforks and everything.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Murgos
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NVidia gives hardware away to create positive word of mouth, news at 11.
Heh, this (practice) is exactly what I was referring to when I made my post above. The only people that should be surprised by this are niave fools living in thier parent's basement thinking they are running a hard hitting expose news organ from thier laptop.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I've got a hard hitting organ in my laptop.
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Ironwood
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Snork.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Yegolev
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I've got a hard hitting organ in my laptop.
Now I have to clean the keyboard. The one on my hard-hitting organ. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Signe
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Muse.
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY OF YOUR DANGLY BITS.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Yegolev
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See, following my avatar with your wiggly-foot one is hilarious. It's a simple rule: post after me and you get "Ron"ed.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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At the moment it's even a 'Ron' sandwich. A fate from which the real world has, thankfully, been spared.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Yegolev
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Looks like you signed up for the Ron cruise. Don't worry, there's plenty for everyone.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Murgos
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If you had seen what that unicorn had been getting on the other board you would know that a Ron sandwich is the least of it's problems.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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