HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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WayAbvPar
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You should just beat yourself in the beans with a tack hammer for a couple of hours instead. At least you save on the rental fee.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Morfiend
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Rental? Its in theaters.
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Samwise
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I considered seeing this just to find out HOW bad it could be. Now I don't have to. Yaaaay!
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TheTijuanaBrass
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Uwe Boll, cinema's response to ebola. Ugly, messy, and you really don't want to be near anything that's produced by him.
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WayAbvPar
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Rental? Its in theaters.
So make it a straight jacket rental fee to keep you from harming yourself and others in the theatre. :-D |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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I can't feel for you on this one, I just can't.
You paid good money to see Bloodrayne - a movie so insipidly stupid that my brain rebelled just reading the first paragraph of your summary - in the theater. Not only that but you stayed for the whole thing. If pain's your thing, just buy Poptart a lash and get yourself a gimp mask, man.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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schild
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just buy Poptart a lash and get yourself a gimp mask, man. flugemhemhimler. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I couldn't find screencaps in the internet.
I did, however, see that some retards are getting hot and bothered by the plasma on Lokan's face in that one scene. Ugh.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Sky
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These bizarro swords, by the way, look quite fetching in the video game, but in real life are about as awkward as being caught masturbating by your mother in your teen years. Yeah...by twenty it wasn't awkward at all any more. "Hey mom...can you bring me a tissue?" |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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You paid good money to see Bloodrayne Don't assume things you know you shouldn't. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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You paid good money to see Bloodrayne Don't assume things you know you shouldn't. Which is why Haemish hasn't really suffered enough. He doesn't know true suffering and until he does these reviews of his aren't tortured enough art. |
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Merusk
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You paid good money to see Bloodrayne Don't assume things you know you shouldn't. You're in a bad mood today. I retract my joke! |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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It's Tuesday. I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Maybe this is Haemish's new spin on monasticism or something, where rather than praying on our behalf and sparing us the suffering, he instead views very bad movies.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Samwise
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I suddenly have a mental image of Haemish strapped to a chair in a movie theater screaming out "DEO GRATIAS!" after every scene.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Wow, that just saved me some money. Thanks!
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Signe
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You actually went to the theater to suffer for us? Wowsers. You are even better than a hero. You are Comfy Chair.
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Llava
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I was looking at other reviews posted, and I found this sentence in a review that was... I guess positive. He said it's good brainless theater fun, but Uwe Boll still sucks. Anyways. This sentence just really, really pissed me off: the perfect video game to film adaptation, complete with level bosses and magical power-ups. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Signe
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God, I could use some magical power-ups. Unfortunately, my magical power-up guy isn't answering his phone.  |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I guess that means the 900-numbers must be packed today...odd.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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I guess that means the 900-numbers must be packed today...odd.
I think she was talking about marijuana. Call me crazy. |
That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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I guess that means the 900-numbers must be packed today...odd.
I think she was talking about marijuana. Call me crazy. It's not funny if you just come out and say it like that. |
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Paelos
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I guess that means the 900-numbers must be packed today...odd.
I think she was talking about marijuana. Call me crazy. It's not funny if you just come out and say it like that. Yeah it's only funny if you're alluding to something that sounds funny and you come right out and say it. Like nipples. |
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Cheddar
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Lt.Dan
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Now, correct me if I'm wrong, I thought only running water or holy water caused this effect in vampires
ZOMGzors what if superman was a vampire could a lightsaber hurt him? |
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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We watched the early sequence of House of the Dead where they rent the boat to take them to the island. That's some atrocious shit there, I love making my girl squirm watching it, but after a couple minutes of that gorton's fisherman character sliding from accent to accent with the frequency of a cheap ham radio, even I have to change the station. So abysmal I can't believe anyone ever let that Boll guy work again.
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Big Gulp
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So abysmal I can't believe anyone ever let that Boll guy work again.
He's probably made money with every movie he's made. That's really all there is to it. You make money, you get to keep working. That's sort of why I make fun of the whole, "Conservative actors don't get work in Hollywood!" bullshit. If you bring in the bank you'll find work in Hollywood. Even if they have you on tape raping nuns and drinking the blood of infants, as long as you make money you'll still get a table at Spago. |
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Margalis
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Conservative actors don't get work in hollywood though. Especially Mel Gibson. What does that guy have to do to get a gig?
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Paelos
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Conservative actors don't get work in hollywood though. Especially Mel Gibson. What does that guy have to do to get a gig?
I'd state the answer, but it's blasphemous. |
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It's Tuesday. I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.
See wednesdays are the suck for me. Hell between you, me and Arthur we could pretty much cripple a whole week! EDIT: fucking graduate degree and i still can't write a single sentence that gets 's vs. s right. |
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« Last Edit: January 31, 2006, 01:44:09 AM by squirrel »
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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