You smokers fuckin' disgust me

[voodoolily]

Insurance premiums should be higher for smokers, period.

They are. Also for overweight people, regardless of what their muscle mass-to-fat ratio is.

[Hokers]

As a smoker, what I don't get is how they handle us at sporting events.  I understand and accept being segrigated to smoke only in certain areas, but there are never any ashtrays there.

Every time I stomp out a cig at a Bears game I feel like I am spitting on the grave of Poppa Halas.  though I do pick them up and put in the garbage unless they are loosing by 30 or something.

Please give us a chance not to be rude and disgusting.

[Rodent]

Please give us a chance not to be rude and disgusting.

That's the one part I really miss about being a smoker. Thank god for beer, eh?

[Pococurante]

The entire point of being "a smoker" is to trot out the inner dysfunctional 14 year old.

Or demonstrate dependency.

Anyone over 14 crying out for help needs to find a fucking therapist.

[stray]

Trotting out my inner 14 year old myself. I admit it.

My inner 14 year old doesn't cry out though. My inner 14 year old just simply doesn't give a fuck (but I AM polite enough to put my butts in a trashcan).

[edit] P.S. Rimbaud is not "crying" in my avatar. He's laughing.

[Pococurante]

P.S. Rimbaud is not "crying" in my avatar. He's laughing.

[Fabricated]

I could have lived a happy life not seeing that.

[Pococurante]

Artistes are not like you and I.

[Ironwood]

Judging by the picture, he's a piste artiste.

[dusematic]

I'm just going to chime in here and say I smoke.  I smoke, and I smoke in front of places where signs specifically are posted telling me I can't smoke there.  I throw all my jacks out the window when I've had my way with them, and sometimes I laugh about it.  Plus, I make sure to spit, and really clear the back of my throat out to get the last bits of phlegm.  Even if there are ashtrays around, I flick that shit onto the ground, or in a bush.  I like to see how far I can flick them.


I guess I'm just an asshole.

[Cheddar]

I'm just going to chime in here and say I smoke.  I smoke, and I smoke in front of places where signs specifically are posted telling me I can't smoke there.  I throw all my jacks out the window when I've had my way with them, and sometimes I laugh about it.  Plus, I make sure to spit, and really clear the back of my throat out to get the last bits of phlegm.  Even if there are ashtrays around, I flick that shit onto the ground, or in a bush.  I like to see how far I can flick them.


I guess I'm just an asshole.

No you are a 22 year old college student.  Eventually you will flunk out of law school, and then life will begin to beat you down.  Then we may start to like you.

[Mr_PeaCH]

I'm just an inflammatory asshole.

Die in a smouldering cigarette-started fire!  (house fire or brush fire; your choice)

[dusematic]

I saw an episode of MythBusters where they debunked the movie tradition of the villain flicking jacks into a pool of gasoline.  They tried everything to get those damn cigarettes to ignite the gas, and the gas just wouldn't have it. 

Since then, I've pretty much lost my fear of starting a fire with a haphazardly thrown cig.  I mean, if puffing the fuck out of a cig right before you throw the blazing cherry into a pool of gasoline doesn't start fires, then what will? 

[Mr_PeaCH]

OK, good troll.  You got me.

Because nobody could seriously believe that since an ember won't ignite a puddle of gasoline that's good enough for them not to worry about setting their bedding or the tinder by the roadside ablaze.  Nooo, nobody's THAT stupid.   

[Cheddar]

It really was too obvious to reply to.  I actually looked up a couple fact and figures, did a quote/reply, and then realized.  With WUA leaving... it was like fate. 

Its the damndest thing.

[stray]

This isn't Fire Prevention Week. Fuck this particular line of debate. It's silly.

We like to smoke. THAT IS FUCKING ALL.

[dusematic]

I'm just fucking around for fuck's sake. No need to get grumpy and break out the factual information.

[Cheddar]

This isn't Fire Prevention Week. Fuck this particular line of debate. It's silly.

We like to smoke. THAT IS FUCKING ALL.

In light of explanation I will state that I agree.


Edit.  Content.

---Originally posted due to lack of comprehension on my part-------
Excuse me Stray?  I drink, smoke, whore, and urinate in public.  Have you ever read anything that I post?  My response was not HUR HUR SMOKE BAD CARROTS GOOD.  It was an observation in common sense.  Do not be pissed at us just because your mama san is trying to hook you up with green card wanting trash.

[stray]

Err...I was replying to MrPeach (and ALL who blame me for forest fires). My bad, should've quoted.

[Bunk]

You're all dinks.

[stray]

And you're Canadien!

Err...What's a dink anyways?

Is that Canadien too?!

[Samwise]

Double income, no kids.

[stray]

Oh...

And I suppose that's a big concern for non smokers then?


Seriously though, the reason why I laugh at anyone who protests "my" smoking is because they're fucking busybodies. Nothing more. There are no "issues" that apply to me at least.

[dusematic]

If I don't litter out the window as I drive under the influence, then how will prison inmates earn cigarette money?  Inconsiderate smoking is the circle of life.

[Signe]

Dusematic is very wise.  I bet he's cute, too.

[stray]

I'm a fool, quite the freak....And smell of cigarettes.

[Cheddar]

SIGNE. Signe. Signe. Signe. Signe. Signe. Signe. Signe. Signe.








































Signe

[voodoolily]

I saw an episode of MythBusters where they debunked the movie tradition of the villain flicking jacks into a pool of gasoline.  They tried everything to get those damn cigarettes to ignite the gas, and the gas just wouldn't have it. 

Since then, I've pretty much lost my fear of starting a fire with a haphazardly thrown cig.  I mean, if puffing the fuck out of a cig right before you throw the blazing cherry into a pool of gasoline doesn't start fires, then what will? 

Dry grass in a 90 degree summer day. I don't know what's worse, being that stupid or pretending to be.

Edit: MythBusters rawks.

[Hanzii]

WTF happened to Hanzii?  He started this mess and then totally disappears.  God, I hate him so much.

I'm back, and I still hate you all (except for Signe).
My kid is fine, thanks for caring (both of you).

The house was fucking disgusting, but nowhere did I say, that it surprised me. I probably saved $15K by buying that house, dirty ceilings and all. But that doesn't make the cleaning experience or smokers any less disgusting.
It's now cleaned, sealed and repainted in nice (not 70's) colours. We do have an air purifying unit. The kid didn't have any allergies or bad stuff like that, it was a virus, but her being only 5 months old made the doctor send her to the hospital for tests just to be on the safe side. The wife was never sick, but toddlers don't get to go to the hospital by themselves (reading comprehension, folks). I haven't been posting here, because you all bore the fuck out of me...

nah, the stupid phone company (whom I hate more than any smoker) fucked up my new phone, thus ensuring that I'd have no DSL for the forseeable future. Today I started work again and can now read this forum in all it's glory again.
I missed you guys.

[Ironwood]

We missed you too.

I'm sure.

[Signe]

Have you physically moved in there yet?  That's when everything else goes wrong, you know.  Things seem to go the most wrong when you're moving and when you're going on holiday. 

Happy to hear the baby is fine and the wife hasn't commited anything ending in "cide".  I'm not nuts about the smell of paint, but I'm sure it's better than stale cigarettes.  I have to admit, being in a non-smoking house now is incredibly nice.  Everything smells much better than it used to... even my hair!