Things I hate.

[Shockeye]

I hate the term "podcasting".

I hate games that can't ship relatively bug-free.

I hate mayonnaise.

[Kenrick]

I hate the announcers on Fox Saturday Baseball.

[MrHat]

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way your always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate the way you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when your not around,
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.

[Signe]

I hate your big dumb combat boots, too.

[Merusk]

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
and I, hate beach and mountains too;
(and) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no,
and I, I, I, hate the countryside too!

And I, hate everything about you!
...everything about you!

And I, don't like a thing about your mother,
and I, I hate your daddy's guts too,
And I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no
'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too.

And I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you!

Some say I've got a bad attitude,
but that don't change the way I feel about you,
and if you think this might be bringing me down,
look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!

[Shockeye]

I hate you all.

[tazelbain]

And Twins!

[Teleku]

I hate it when people post song lyrics in threads.


Seriously.

[ahoythematey]

I hate.

[Krakrok]

I hate Internet Explorer for crashing and eating all the hate I spent 5 minutes writing out plus the clipboard I copied it into before clicking post. Fuck.

[Paelos]

I hate people that don't use their turn signals when changing lanes.
I hate that junk mail still finds me when I move.
I hate that pizza is so bad for me.
I hate EA.
I hate that hockey screwed me and millions of other viewers out of a season.

[schild]

I hate that people keep buying EA Sports titles.
I hate that people still like sports despite what the "athletes" get paid.
I hate the fact that Link's new ability is turning into a fucking wolf.
I hate that Nintendo is still in the hardware business. Three consoles suckmynutz.
I hate the fact that there are 3 times as many games for the PSP coming out in Japan as there are in America. Every month.
I hate pre-shrunk shirts that shrink.
I hate the eastern seaboard.
I hate the drivers on the eastern seaboard.
I hate midnight madness sales.
I hate ding! gratz! levels.

This could go on forever.

[Alkiera]

He was sitting there beside me
Throwin' doubles down when he ordered up his third
He looked around, then he looked at me
And said I do believe I'll have one more.
I hate this bar and I hate to drink,
But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything.

Then he opened up his billfold and threw a 20 down
And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground
And I picked it up he said Thank ya bud.
I put it in his hand, He said I probably oughta throw
This one away, 'cause she's the reason I feel this way,
I hate everything.

I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife.
I know I should move on and try to start again,
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him.
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
And said I hate everything.

He said, That one bedroom apartment where I get my mail,
Is really not a home, it's more like a jail,
With a swimming pool and a parking lot view. Man, it's just great!

I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring,
Red and yellow, purple, blue and green.
I hate everything.

I hate my job, and I hate my life.
If it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife.
I know I should move on and try to start again,
But I just can't get over her leaving me for him.
Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,
And said I hate everything.

That should cover it.

Alkiera

[stray]

I hate paperwork.
I hate rice rockets and everything Fast and Furious.
I hate people who don't realize that there's more to Elvis than just "Viva Las Vegas".
I hate people who've never had their ass kicked at least once (i.e. people who don't understand that there are actually consequences to talking shit).
I hate the fact that there are few Mom and Pop type stores left in the world.
I hate people who think the people in Bud Light commericials are cool.
I hate Pink Floyd.
I hate people who "don't watch Black and White movies".
I hate rich people, specifically "old money", and long for the day that I can crash one of their country clubs like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

[Morfiend]

I hate George W. Bush.
I hate when the bread on my sandwich is soggy.
I hate the fact that I still love MMOGs.
I hate most of the music comming out these last few years.
I hate Avril Lavigne.
I hate Derek Whibley.
I hate that they are getting married.
I hate that I know that.
I hate Stray because he hates Pink Floyd.


Oh yeah, and I hate schild. Because thats the popular thing to do.

[schild]

I hate schild too.

[Strazos]

Shockeye missed my name.

[AOFanboi]

I hate pushing boxes around in games.
I hate "switch-puzzles" in 3D games.
The sum of the two above is that I dislike elements of God of War, but combat and environments push it out of the "hate" category.
I hate JDBC drivers with unique side-effects I have to code around. That would be Oracle's by the way.
I hate VisualAge for Java with its Smalltalk binary Image which makes it hell to work with.
I hate working on a project which uses the two aforementioned.
I don't know if I hate schild, there should be a poll at some point.

And since it's common to quote song lyrics in such threads, I give you "I Hate" by American poet Marilyn Manson:

You are the wind beneath my wings.
The grill across my face.
You are the fuel in my machine.
That special place.

You are the sunshine of my life.
My first and only love.
You are the apple of my eye.
You suck my blood.

And I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.

I hate, therefor I am.
I am, therefor I hate.

Another nail in my coffin.
Another thorn in my side.
Another gun to my temple.
(Goodbye...goodbye)

And I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.

I hate, therefor I am.
I am, therefor I hate.

You are the final destination.
The calm before the storm.
You are the worm within my own self.
I died when you were born.

(I died when you were born)

And I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.
I Hate you more than life itself.
I even hate you more than i hate myself.

[stray]

I hate that people still like sports despite what the "athletes" get paid.

OK, I'll bite. I'm bored.

Who exactly do you think the money should go to then? "Sports" is going to make a tons of cash anyways, whether you like it or not. Since you have a problem with what the players themselves are getting paid, would you rather have the team owners or the merchandisers keep the majority of it? If so, then why? The way it works now has all parties involved getting their fair share.

Or is it that you don't like sports in general and can't think of any better ways in which to criticize it?

Secondly, sports is essentially "entertainment". That alone should keep them from being singled out as overpaid. All "equivalant", top teir entertainers in the respective playing fields get a fat paycheck. Why should atheletes be singled out here?

I'd argue that they deserve even more money than any other kind of entertainer: 10 year career lifespan (15 if they're lucky). Constant injury (sometimes constantly major). Practically no rest time during sports season, and very little vacation time in the offseason. Constant travel and time away from family. No other entertainers deal with that.

[Ironwood]

I hate the new WoW patch which causes me to 132 error every five minutes.

[eldaec]

http://www.manutd.com/home/default.sps?splashtalkingreds

Oh, having checked the list everyone else posted, put me down for mayonnaise too.

[Paelos]

I left out that I hate reality TV, and people who don't think monkies are funny.

[Shockeye]

I hate people that don't think the Monkees are funny.

[WindupAtheist]

I hate EA.  Oh I don't give a fuck about how they treat their employees, they can all quit if they don't like it.  And I couldn't give a flaming shit less about the console sports-game market, or how EA's exclusive right to make MLBPPQ 2006 will leave you playing MVPLLB 2005 for all eternity.  Go find some real games to play, fucksticks.

No, I hate EA for fagging up UO beyond even my ability to rationalize.  (Cue Sinij:  EA fukced it up years ago!! omgzwtf trammell suxxores!)  Yes, we know.

I mean, let's just suppose...

* That UO3D had moderately attractive graphics and didn't run like shit.

* That when all that scrapped UO2 content became available, they had gone ahead and used all the weird demons but thrown away all the robots.

* That Age of Shadows had been a reasonable and logical attempt to overhaul the aging combat engine, and not just the dev team screaming "OMG MAKE IT DIABLO 2!"

* That if they wanted to add a pseudo-Asia to go along with Britannia's pseuo-Europe, they had fleshed it out properly and hired actual professional artists to draw the graphics.  (Or at least kept the NPC naming system ethnically correct!  Why did I have to see Harvey the Samurai standing around the gate everytime I went to Tokuno?!  WHY?!)

* That if they finally wanted to add player races to the game, they had used orcs, meer, juka, or gargoyles.  Races already known to exist in the game, instead of "HEY WOW HAS BLUE ELVES SO WE NEED SOME AND FUCK CONTINUITY!!!"

* That they had finally finished the Virtue system, instead of leaving it incomplete for FUCKING YEARS.  Oh yeah, and suppose they had actually gotten around to the "unified pvp system" they had hyped before quietly letting it die.

You think if things had gone as above, I'd still be playing World of Warcraft?  Like fucking hell I would.

[Fargull]

I hate people who drive using cell phones.
I hate the moral highground
I hate fundimentalism
I hate spelling nazis.
I hate undercooked chicken
I hate large pronouns.

[Krakrok]

Let's try this again.

I hate cars.
I hate tires.
I hate Apple.
I hate hippies.
I hate gas guzzlers.
I hate team sports.
I hate the record companies.
I hate car companies for not giving us flying cars.
I hate Ford specifically for having incentives for buying all of their cars EXCEPT the Ford Escape Hybrid.
I hate the VoIP hype since "Internet Phone" has been around since 1994.


But most of all I hate hypocrites.

[Signe]

I have never driven using a cell phone.  I almost always use the steering wheel... but I can see why you would hate that sort of person. 

You people hate some really stupid things.

I hate people who use the phrase "you people" because they always assume they're better than everyone else.  They're always right, too.

[SuperPopTart]

I hate overlookers.
I hate asparagus.
I hate closeups in pornographic pictures when people forget to shave.
I hate Everquest.
I hate my Everquest Addiction.
I hate that I want to go back to Everquest.
I hate those pink Elephants.
I hate milk.
I hate beer.
I hate big brown beetles.
I hate Britney Spears.
I hate Alanis Morisette.
I hate Jen. I HATE Jen.
I hate people without opposable thumbs.
I hate people that use the handsets on their cell phones while driving.
I hate Bobby Flay.
I hate "Vermonters".
I hate ppl dat type lik dis.
I hate Do0ds.
I hate pate'.
I hate liver and onions.
I hate those little wax sticks with juice in them.
I hate Pepto Bismol.
I hate BeenieBugMobiles.
I hate Roller Skates.
I hate Viactiv Vitamin Chews.
I hate "Where's Waldo". Stupid Waldo.
I hate McDonalds.
I hate teenie music.


I.hate.you.

 

[Rodent]

I hate hitting my toes into the bathroom wall in the morning.

Apart from that I'm generally just angry at most things, not mayo though.

[Murgos]

I hate hitting my toes into the bathroom wall in the morning.

Apart from that I'm generally just angry at most things, not mayo though.

I would imagine hitting your toe every morning would just generally leave you in a pissed off state for the rest of the day.  Maybe you should invest in some slippers?  Or rubber padding?

[Bunk]

I hate asparagus.

I hate beer.

I hate liver and onions.

Damn girl, hating on three of my favorite things.


I hate people who make huge orders in the Tim Horton's drive through during morning rush
I hate "real" iced tea
I hate mayonaisse
I hate cheap beer
I hate Celine Dion
I hate spiders
I hate people who post big ass pictures of big assed spiders
I hate Albert Brooks
I hate people who don't understand what is wrong about EQ
I hate people using "u" as a word
I hate with an absolute fucking passion: when a Presidential Speach, and Election, a Disaster, whatever is being televised - and it's on EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL. We have news channels for a fucking reason.

[Toast]

In honor of being at work right now, mine will be "Office Space" themed.

I hate Friday morning staff meetings.
I hate the insipid jokes at said staff meetings.
I hate the fact that my coworkers laugh hysterically at these jokes.
I hate 3.5% annual pay raises.
I hate that the bastard accountants have killed stock options.
I hate my cubicle.
I hate that 85% of websites are blocked by my company's proxy server.
I hate overused, trite phrases:  "Take it to the next level", "Move the needle", "Get 'er done", "Good to go",

[schild]

I hate it when you fuckers have a case of the mondays.

[Samwise]

I hate the phrase "going forward".

[stray]

Albert Brooks is the shit.

Funnier than Woody Allen at least.