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Reply #175 on: April 18, 2019, 02:13:45 PM

Is it something to do with their mandatory militia service, or something else?

Or perhaps that every Swiss person I think I've ever met has been some sort of smug jerk Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #176 on: May 04, 2019, 07:45:46 PM

Is it something to do with their mandatory militia service, or something else?

Or perhaps that every Swiss person I think I've ever met has been some sort of smug jerk Ohhhhh, I see.

Yes, and keeping the assault rifle after service.




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Reply #177 on: May 04, 2019, 10:18:51 PM

Is ‘Murica mistaking Iceland for Norway part of the joke?  I feel like i’m missing something somewhere.

But I am slow  Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #178 on: May 04, 2019, 10:23:06 PM

I assumed it was intentional, yes.

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Reply #179 on: May 05, 2019, 01:41:21 AM

I also like that even Australia's vomit contains spiders.

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Reply #180 on: May 05, 2019, 12:36:33 PM

I didn't even notice it, but America mis-geographing countries is a running joke, yes.

Look what I just found :



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Reply #181 on: May 05, 2019, 12:59:07 PM



Cthulhu-ish ball gag for the win.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?  I guess it's probably a jellyfish but whatever.

Also, "The Vomit Spiders" is definitely the name of my future punk band.  If I ever learn to play anything properly.

Although, we are talking about punk here.  Is musical talent really a pre-requisite?

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Reply #182 on: May 05, 2019, 06:35:36 PM

If you're a punk purist, musical talent is actually contraindicated.

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Reply #183 on: May 08, 2019, 11:43:58 AM



Now I know where I picked up at the habit of starting a post with "Guys..."

Also, everything is US' fault!  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #184 on: May 11, 2019, 02:54:24 PM


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Reply #185 on: May 11, 2019, 04:59:46 PM

Heh

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Reply #186 on: May 13, 2019, 02:58:33 AM

True
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Reply #187 on: June 09, 2019, 07:26:37 PM



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Reply #188 on: June 09, 2019, 09:52:53 PM

What makes ‘Murica even worse there is that the “w” is properly pronounced more as a “v”  Ohhhhh, I see.

Although there is a tiny patch that is technically British territory.  We could bomb that!

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Reply #189 on: June 10, 2019, 01:44:54 PM



Background is that, unlike farm land that is regularly plowed, for the ground in forests stores the the Caesium-137. Which is taken up by plants and mushrooms. Which are then eating by pigs, thus them having still a high contamination even some years after the incident.

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Reply #190 on: June 13, 2019, 06:29:41 PM

Why does Slovakia have an eye patch?

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Reply #191 on: June 13, 2019, 08:27:18 PM

Wiki knows all:

https://polandball.fandom.com/wiki/Eyepatch
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In Polandball, eyepatches are used when an important insignia on a countryball's flag interferes with where the eyes on a countryball should typically go. The eyepatch permits the insignia to go overtop of the eye.
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Notice how if you think of a flag as a "skin" to wrap around the front 120 degrees or so of a Polandball the insignia would cover one of the eyes.
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Reply #192 on: June 19, 2019, 11:25:43 AM


In Polandball, eyepatches are used when an important insignia on a countryball's flag interferes with where the eyes on a countryball should typically go. The eyepatch permits the insignia to go overtop of the eye.

Correct. Which leads to poor Austria-Hungary:







Bonus funfact: Austria-Hungary was so woke and diverse! it didn't even have a flag, but each part of the dual monarchy had their own:

House colours of House Habsburg                                                   Kingdom of Hungary
(Flag of Austrian side of the realm)                        

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Reply #193 on: June 19, 2019, 12:09:26 PM

And....I don't get it  why so serious?

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Reply #194 on: June 19, 2019, 02:48:21 PM

That strip is using the "civic ensign" for Austria-Hungary to represent the joined entity in the comic:



So following the aforementioned insignia eyepatch idiom in the Polandball universe the combined character in the strip gets the double-eyepatch treatment.
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Reply #195 on: July 06, 2019, 07:44:45 PM



Wroooom!   awesome, for real




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Reply #196 on: July 18, 2019, 02:04:32 AM




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Reply #197 on: July 18, 2019, 07:22:50 AM

 ACK!

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Reply #198 on: July 18, 2019, 07:58:17 AM

 awesome, for real awesome, for real awesome, for real

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Reply #199 on: July 18, 2019, 09:02:27 AM

Got-damn.  why so serious?

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Reply #200 on: July 18, 2019, 11:45:40 AM

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