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Reply #70 on: July 28, 2017, 12:29:59 AM

 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?





Maybe slightly controversial. why so serious?

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Reply #71 on: August 24, 2017, 08:25:20 AM


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Reply #72 on: August 29, 2017, 10:49:25 PM




So cute and adorable.  Heart Heart

Also, does anyone else feel like Russia in the last panel when having cramps and uh, abdominal bloating?

Like "God, why did you make me a beached whale??!"

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Reply #73 on: September 01, 2017, 08:04:33 AM



Happy 78th anniversary of the start of Fall Weiß, everyone!  why so serious?

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Reply #74 on: September 03, 2017, 06:34:34 AM

Thanks for keeping this up Calapine. I for one appreciate it. What's Fall Weiss btw?

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Reply #75 on: September 03, 2017, 07:09:00 AM

Thanks for keeping this up Calapine. I for one appreciate it. What's Fall Weiss btw?

Plan White. The Nazi invasion of Poland.

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Reply #76 on: September 03, 2017, 04:20:18 PM

Yes, by coincide(?) the last Polandball was submitted at the start of WW2.

Jeff Kelly would be our resident poster for such topics but he is far too moral to make edgy comments so I am playing the role of Ersatzgerman here.

Which reminds me of a factoid: Soldier slang for the Volkssturm (old peoples militia in the last months of the war) was Ersatzreserveersatz. = Replacement Reserve Replacement. Really nice from a languagr point of view, it encompasses the scrapping the bottom of the barrel nature so well.

Edit: But I really would like to post more wholesome Poland balls. They are hard to find though.

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Reply #77 on: September 03, 2017, 04:59:09 PM

Ersatzgerman

This word breaks my brain.

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Reply #78 on: October 07, 2017, 12:33:07 AM


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Reply #79 on: October 09, 2017, 06:27:48 AM

Ouch. Sad Red Panda

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Reply #80 on: October 18, 2017, 09:52:02 AM



Not sure this the most fun Polandball ever, but it's educational, so it's good.

Be honest, who does know what CAR stands for?



Funfact: CAR is the country with the lowest GDP per capita in the world. It also is the lowest ranked country in the Human Development Index.

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Reply #81 on: October 18, 2017, 10:05:50 AM

I somehow remembered CAR from 5th grade social studies class when we had to memorize maps of every continent and cut them out of construction paper and shit.  If you'd asked me five minutes ago whether that country actually still existed I'd have been stumped.

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Reply #82 on: October 18, 2017, 10:16:35 AM

In strangely unrelated news, US Embassy Bangui is always looking for people to fill vacant positions.   awesome, for real

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Reply #83 on: October 19, 2017, 05:25:13 AM

CAR has been in the news quite a bit recently what with the everyone killing everyone else bit over whos imaginary friend is bigger.
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Reply #84 on: October 19, 2017, 08:58:28 AM

In strangely unrelated news, US Embassy Bangui is always looking for people to fill vacant positions.   awesome, for real
absolutely not
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Reply #85 on: October 19, 2017, 05:37:51 PM

They can't even keep a sole-officer consular section open, which should tell you something.

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Reply #86 on: October 19, 2017, 11:54:56 PM

They can't even keep a sole-officer consular section open, which should tell you something.

Staff goes native Colonel Kurtz style and the state department has to send a spec ops diplomat to take down another file registry clerk who is living as god among the primitives?

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Reply #87 on: October 20, 2017, 07:07:25 AM

Friend of mine has just taken a 2 year posting to Sierra Leone. He claims it was more or less an accident as he was enquiring for someone else that was interested in the position and got the hard sell. He felt a bit too embarrassed to stop the selling and then felt the guy had spent quite a bit of time and that it would be rude to turn down the job offer.

This is how the British Civil Service staffs undesirable appointments. All the most polite civil servants are in far flung hell holes hardship postings.

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Reply #88 on: October 20, 2017, 12:28:42 PM

Oh hey, British version of myself (I was suppose to go to Freetown for 2 years instead of Moscow, originally).  Except I was told I was going after being given the illusion of choice.   awesome, for real

If things have died down a bit since the ebola outbreak, its actually not suppose to be that bad.  Low violent crime, actual decent night life scene for singles, some of the nicest beaches in Africa....

You can in fact do a lot worst in West Africa!
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Reply #89 on: October 25, 2017, 03:01:10 AM


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Reply #90 on: November 08, 2017, 06:35:57 AM


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Reply #91 on: November 08, 2017, 12:22:32 PM

Oh dear.   this guy looks legit

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Reply #92 on: November 09, 2017, 08:01:08 PM

i ruse  why so serious?

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Reply #93 on: November 18, 2017, 04:51:21 PM


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Reply #94 on: November 20, 2017, 08:56:42 AM

What's the history with Israel being a box instead of a sphere?

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Reply #95 on: November 20, 2017, 09:22:24 AM

It's a riff on the so called "unarian Jewish physics" by Einstein and other.

See here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsche_Physik#Under_the_Third_Reich

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Makes sense now?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #96 on: November 21, 2017, 11:47:34 PM

Pyramids or it didn't happen.

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Reply #97 on: December 06, 2017, 05:21:07 AM




Great anti-climax twist ending.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #98 on: December 07, 2017, 05:47:21 PM



In case the gif link doesn't load, enjoy the mp4 version - https://i.imgur.com/didBOx8.mp4
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Reply #99 on: December 07, 2017, 05:58:37 PM

Oh goodness that’s just amazing

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Reply #100 on: February 05, 2018, 10:53:33 PM

Time for more balls:





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Reply #101 on: February 06, 2018, 05:31:31 AM

My (American) ex-wife didn't speak much French when we lived in Paris. She knew a few words, mostly from menus. One day, she asked me, "If bananas are 'bananes' what are ananas?"

Because I am an asshole, I told her that EU regulations said that bananas that curved to the left had to be called bananes, while those that curved to the right were ananas. For a beautiful 10-15 seconds, she believed it too.

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Reply #102 on: March 10, 2018, 10:57:48 PM




After the politics of the last few days this feels soo right.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #103 on: March 11, 2018, 08:52:21 PM

That's one slow ass trolley.

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Reply #104 on: March 13, 2018, 03:08:50 PM

Old but good:


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