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Reply #35 on: February 20, 2017, 07:19:08 AM


But it's a very nice language. If you dont care about speaking it yourself, what about women who talk in French? wink

They don't shower or shave their pits

We prefer nerdy Deutsch speakers  Ohhhhh, I see.

Well, I am happy to report that all my pits are shaved!

You know the requisite response to this.

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Reply #36 on: February 20, 2017, 08:10:45 PM

This is the polandballs thread. T&A is -> thataway.
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Reply #37 on: February 21, 2017, 10:26:48 AM

This is the polandballs thread. T&A is -> thataway.

What if it's Polandball T&A?
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Reply #38 on: February 21, 2017, 10:41:26 AM

I find all of this hysterically funny, although I still have to understand what this is all about  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #39 on: February 21, 2017, 10:44:06 AM

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Reply #40 on: February 21, 2017, 11:04:25 AM

The best porn is always someone else's.

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Reply #41 on: February 21, 2017, 02:26:29 PM

Who's that between Japan and Wales? Also fantastic.

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Reply #42 on: February 21, 2017, 02:34:32 PM

Who's that between Japan and Wales? Also fantastic.

No idea, it's too small. On second though, I think I should have posted this one anyway, better:




(Blocky guy = Reichtangle, a hypothetical 4th Reich)

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Reply #43 on: February 22, 2017, 01:02:04 AM

Who's that between Japan and Wales? Also fantastic.

Search of European flags indicate it's likely Northern Ireland.

Edit: not that I know why. My main question is what is the country for nauruto. Am I blanking on a state which sounds like that?

Edit: found it apparently Nauru is a country
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Reply #44 on: March 02, 2017, 11:53:26 AM



America, now double the asshole!
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Reply #45 on: March 03, 2017, 04:00:03 PM

These always make me laugh.  Thank you!
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Reply #46 on: March 03, 2017, 04:16:23 PM

These always make me laugh.  Thank you!

Welcome!

And right away a follow up one. This one made me actually cackle:



 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #47 on: March 04, 2017, 11:57:17 PM

 ROFL

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Reply #48 on: March 06, 2017, 01:13:36 AM

Anericuh isn't fat enough.

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Reply #49 on: April 03, 2017, 03:12:24 PM

Countries playing D&D:




For those that need explanation: The joke is about the Turkish proclivity for bombing Syrian Kurds in what is supposed to be an anti-isis operation. One example:

Reuters: Turkey bombs Syrian Kurdish militia allied to U.S.-backed force

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Reply #50 on: April 03, 2017, 03:21:27 PM

Turkey having a problem with minority ethnicities? Naw, never happened.

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Reply #51 on: April 10, 2017, 05:42:59 PM




I don't watch the news and have no clue what's going on here: France has their presidential elections soon. Currently  the far right candidate Marine Le Pen polls in the second place.

Military experts are calling this a visual pun.

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Reply #52 on: April 10, 2017, 05:52:22 PM

She pretty much said stuff over the last couple days that would have made Eva Braun think nervously about her future as Adolph's main squeeze.

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Reply #53 on: April 10, 2017, 06:13:16 PM

Might have something to do with Germany being one of the few voices of reason left on the planet as well.

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Reply #54 on: April 10, 2017, 09:38:53 PM

Zat's what zey want you to tink, ja?  why so serious?

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Reply #55 on: April 12, 2017, 01:50:07 AM

Ja.

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Reply #56 on: April 19, 2017, 08:12:31 AM

This is actually hilarious.
 

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Reply #57 on: April 19, 2017, 09:27:33 AM

That got me a few chortles.

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Reply #58 on: April 19, 2017, 06:15:52 PM


- Viin
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Reply #59 on: April 30, 2017, 05:40:46 PM

              Dr. Austria and Soviet





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Reply #60 on: May 11, 2017, 01:31:37 PM

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I should get back to nature, too.  You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer.  Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached.  Buy a car with only two cup holders or something.

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Reply #61 on: May 27, 2017, 08:17:56 AM

Here comes a big one! (I'll add a spoiler later, dont worry)

Season I



Season II


Season III
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Reply #62 on: May 29, 2017, 11:33:48 PM

Amazing!

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Reply #63 on: July 11, 2017, 11:51:35 AM

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Reply #64 on: July 11, 2017, 12:45:32 PM

 ROFL

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Reply #65 on: July 11, 2017, 05:12:17 PM

That one got me.

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Reply #66 on: July 11, 2017, 10:46:37 PM

There is an entire series of that:



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Reply #67 on: July 11, 2017, 10:48:39 PM

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Reply #68 on: July 17, 2017, 05:44:39 AM

Not quite Polandball but...


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Reply #69 on: July 28, 2017, 01:34:08 AM

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