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Topic: E3 2016 (Read 67957 times)
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Velorath
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Scalebound not really doing much for me.
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schild
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Kamiya: Lord of shitty 80s heroes with quippy one-liners that are terrible.
Shut the fuck up, dude with headphones.
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Velorath
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Oh, he put headphones on. He's edgy.
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Velorath
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Looks like a bunch of "attack the weak spot" stuff.
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schild
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Every multiplayer action game from every dev (including BF1) looked like a bad MMOG.
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schild
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I have absolutely no idea what this is.
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schild
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Too Pirate.
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Velorath
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It's that Pirate game from Rare that we all completely forgot about after it was announced last year.
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schild
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Ayyyyyy another MMOG.
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Velorath
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In order to make this game seem more entertaining, we found four of the most obnoxious people to play it.
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schild
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ugh
no one talks like that when they're playing games
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schild
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Shawshank Redemption, the game, where you play Red trying to get to Zihuatanejo. Red has no drivers license and has glaucoma.
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schild
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Oh, it's not? That's a shame.
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schild
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State of Who Gives a Shit.
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schild
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This better be Terminator.
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schild
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Ah, Gears of Gwar!
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schild
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World of Spacecraft!
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schild
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What the fuck has Halo become?
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Rasix
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Man, is there anyone that cares about Halo anymore?
LOL, lore. Shut up, dude.
Please clap.
Looks like something a real RTS vomitted up.
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« Last Edit: June 13, 2016, 10:52:34 AM by Rasix »
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-Rasix
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Velorath
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I'm sure they'll totally get RTS right on the console this time.
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Rasix
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Just how punchable is this guy's face?
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-Rasix
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schild
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Console RTS hasn't been done right since Cannon Fodder on the Jaguar.
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Paelos
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Gwent was not a card game based on skill. Hopefully they've rebalanced it a lot.
It's impossible to balance. It's all about powerful cards, there's no resources or anything. |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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I gotta say, no "slim" or "rejiggered" console has been impressive since the PS2 slim. Which was like 7 credit cards stacked on eachother.
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schild
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The quality of this stream is terrible. Why aren't people using middle out compression?
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Rasix
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Mole.
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-Rasix
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schild
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They're really going for it.
I don't think it has SLI'd 1080s.
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schild
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Didn't it already leak that this thing can't do 4k gaming at 60fps?
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schild
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“I know pixels, I have the best pixels. I have the best, but there is no better word than pixels.”
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Rasix
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Project Bond Villain.
6 Teraflops, bro.
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schild
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If Sony comes out and says the PS4 whatever is PS2/PS3 backwards compatible, gg.
The Xbox catalog is total garbage.
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Velorath
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Doesn't matter anyway since pretty much everything they announced is going to be on PC.
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schild
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can not get over the guy saying they were the best pixels he's ever seen
like holy fuck how does he have a job
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