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Surlyboi
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on: April 06, 2016, 11:10:00 PM

Teaser for the teaser.

http://youtu.be/MaYv3Y8tyoQ

Izzat a Purge Trooper?

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Reply #1 on: April 07, 2016, 07:32:48 AM

Official Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg

Izzat a Purge Trooper?
That's supposedly a Shadow Trooper. Elite forces w/ stealth capability.

I got giddy when I saw the AT-ATs. I've always loved those things, impractical as hell but awesome.

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Reply #2 on: April 07, 2016, 08:06:23 AM

Looks great.
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Reply #3 on: April 07, 2016, 08:47:09 AM

Oh shit, Forest Whitaker. Awesome.

I'm actually more excited about the potential of these side stories than I am the trilogy.
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Reply #4 on: April 07, 2016, 09:23:32 AM

Looks good. I'm in.

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Reply #5 on: April 07, 2016, 10:51:10 AM

Hmm, first impression is that  I really like the color palette and the cinematography in general. I'm definitely in as well.

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Reply #6 on: April 07, 2016, 11:29:44 AM

Pitch perfect.  Exactly what I was hoping to see. 
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Reply #7 on: April 07, 2016, 11:47:52 AM

Looks great. Looks like they're willing to make some "darker" SW stories off the main plotline. Great.
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Reply #8 on: April 07, 2016, 11:52:55 AM

My stormtrooper build group informs me that those Black Troops are called "Death Troopers" by Disney, not Shadow Troopers. Shadows look like oldschool TK's with black armor rather than that death's-head look.

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Reply #9 on: April 07, 2016, 12:04:14 PM

I pretty neat so far. A little less Jedi, a little more Rebellion.

And AT-ATs
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Reply #10 on: April 07, 2016, 12:19:35 PM

Ben Mendelsohn looks a hell of a lot like a Sir Ian McKellen in the first X-men movie.

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Reply #11 on: April 07, 2016, 01:16:16 PM



Is that Canary Wharf underground station?  awesome, for real

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Reply #12 on: April 07, 2016, 02:02:39 PM

Apparently.

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Reply #13 on: April 07, 2016, 02:20:58 PM

Thought it looked familiar.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #14 on: April 07, 2016, 02:47:33 PM

The screen wipe fakeout was sweet.

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Reply #15 on: April 07, 2016, 03:10:16 PM

Ha! Brilliant spot K9.
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Reply #16 on: April 07, 2016, 03:32:19 PM

Finally, we will find out how many Bothans died.
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Reply #17 on: April 07, 2016, 03:43:38 PM

I keel joo.

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Reply #18 on: April 07, 2016, 04:29:43 PM

Finally, we will find out how many Bothans died.

There's just gonna be a character called Manny Bothans and they are gonna kill him in like the first five minutes.

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Reply #19 on: April 07, 2016, 04:44:15 PM

That's the movie about how they got the information for the second Death Star anyway...
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Reply #20 on: April 07, 2016, 06:41:01 PM

Teras Kasi master starting at 1:11? That would be cool.

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Reply #21 on: April 07, 2016, 07:13:22 PM

Donnie Yen is in this thing?  I'm in.

I hope Alan Tudyk plays a pilot who is basically Wash from Firefly.  Who was basically Han Solo from Star Wars anyway.

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Reply #22 on: April 07, 2016, 07:16:26 PM

Wash does not seem at all like Han Solo to me.
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Reply #23 on: April 07, 2016, 07:33:16 PM

Finally, we will find out how many Bothans died.

There's just gonna be a character called Manny Bothans and they are gonna kill him in like the first five minutes.

Nope, we won't find out about Manny Bothans. That was Jedi.

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Reply #24 on: April 07, 2016, 07:50:34 PM

Looks great.  I thought Yen was playing a Jedi tho.
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Reply #25 on: April 07, 2016, 08:26:28 PM

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Reply #26 on: April 07, 2016, 10:02:53 PM

Wash does not seem at all like Han Solo to me.

Cocky quippy pilot of a somewhat run down smuggler spaceship?  Yeah no similarities whatsoever.   awesome, for real  Although I'll grant that Wash is a very dorky version of the trope whereas Han is more suave.

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Reply #27 on: April 07, 2016, 10:04:16 PM


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Reply #28 on: April 07, 2016, 10:20:47 PM

Giggity.

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Reply #29 on: April 07, 2016, 11:25:29 PM

Watching most of the trailer I thought the lead chick was supposed to be Leia. That kind of seems cooler to me.

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Reply #30 on: April 08, 2016, 02:58:03 AM

That was a really good teaser. I'm excited for this.

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Reply #31 on: April 08, 2016, 03:51:34 AM

Wash does not seem at all like Han Solo to me.

Cocky quippy pilot of a somewhat run down smuggler spaceship?  Yeah no similarities whatsoever.   awesome, for real  Although I'll grant that Wash is a very dorky version of the trope whereas Han is more suave.

Sadly, I found Wash to be more interesting than Han Solo as a character. Then again I found Firefly to be more engaging than Star Wars

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Reply #32 on: April 08, 2016, 04:52:00 AM

Fuck.  Yeah.

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Reply #33 on: April 08, 2016, 06:55:58 AM

Wash plays the mo-capped robot running behind them in the London underground.

Pity Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors got retconned out, though some of the characters look to be acceptable replacements.

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Reply #34 on: April 08, 2016, 07:31:47 AM

This looks fun!  Really gives a different vibe to the Star Wars universe than what TFA did, grittier but not all grimdark or anything. 


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