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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 360970 times)
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Scary to think that Britney might be the bright one in the family...
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I wonder if they're related to Sarah Palin?
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I wonder if Bill O'Reily will call for everyone to respect her privacy.
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I wonder if Bill O'Reily will call for everyone to respect her privacy.
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Those pictures look perfectly normal and sane to me.
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Those pictures look perfectly normal and sane to me.
She seems to always have her mouth open. |
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« Last Edit: October 13, 2008, 09:01:59 AM by Mrbloodworth »
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She seems to always have he mouth open.
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Maybe she has a nasty sinus infection!
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Maybe she has an extra chromosome.
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Spears Scores Record-Setting Hot 100 Jump
Another week, another record-breaking jump to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. Britney Spears makes a near-maximum 96-1 rise with "Womanizer," returning to the top of the list for the first time since her debut single "...Baby One More Time" hit No. 1 in January 1999.
This is the third time in the past two months that the mark for the biggest jump to No. 1 has been shattered. On the Hot 100 dated Sept. 6, T.I. soared 71-1 with "Whatever You Like" and last week he sprinted 80-1 with "Live Your Life."
Spears' single is spurred by first-week download sales of 286,000, the biggest opening-week tally by a female artist since Nielsen SoundScan began tracking digital downloads in 2003, besting Mariah Carey's take for "Touch My Body" by just over 200 units.
In between her nearly 10-year gap between No. 1s, Spears has placed four other top 10s on the Hot 100, the last being "Gimme More," the first single from her last set, "Blackout." That song jumped 68-3 last October with first-week download sales of 179,000.
"Womanizer" previews Spears' sixth studio set "Circus," due Dec. 2 via Jive.
Her first #1 song in nearly a decade!  Edit by Trippy: removed link to possible malware |
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« Last Edit: October 17, 2008, 05:18:16 AM by Trippy »
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Spears Scores Record-Setting Hot 100 JumpHer first #1 song in nearly a decade! That link took me to the Billboard page, then jumped to a second page, went fullscreen without controls, opened a dialog box in badly written English for downloading what claimed to be antivirus software and then got caught by AVG as a threat. Turns out that it was a third-party advert mid-page, and reloading showed a different ad from a different site (though still pretending to be a modal dialog box), but it is worth being careful. Hard to believe that Billboard needs money that badly. |
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« Last Edit: October 17, 2008, 08:32:48 AM by Trippy »
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Trippy
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Well crap.
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Mrbloodworth
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Well crap.
Don't forget the one in the quote. I had clicked it, and didnt have any of that happen. *shrug* but just in case. |
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Since this kinda became the home for the other trainwreck singer...
Edit by Trippy: no, this is the Britney thread, post that crap somewhere else
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« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 06:43:00 PM by Trippy »
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Oban
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Take that to the spider thread!
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Again, Britney looks and acts like the Queen fucking Mother compared to that thing.
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Signe
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The Queen Mother is dead, you insensitive bastard!
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Endie
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The Queen Mother is dead, you insensitive bastard!
I was extremely disappointed that, when she died, the entire East End didn't commit mass suicide in despair. "Cor, 172 years old an' still goin' strong, luvaduck wot a saint she is wiv fightin' off them Nazis an' that Mr 'Itler by 'erself, jus' liek one of us, you know, your 'onour. Up the tin flute roun' the elephant'n'castle, up the apples and pears and crikey if she's not the very singing fruit of a can of spam, guv'nor, blow me dahn wiv a feather... Them Kray boys was done up good an' proper while I'm at it, an' all, lahved their mavvers an' never 'urt a fly 'cept them who..." Cockney bastards. |
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Signe
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I 'ave nah danny la rue wot ya 're talkin' abaht. The bleedin' Nellie Dean father's lover 'as been brahn bread for Donkey's Ears.
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