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This isn't really Britney related but the quote is so funny (to me at least) I had to share it: "I've never known a set of pictures to be worth this amount of money," said Lyons, the owner of Big Pictures. He estimated that the twins' [Angelina & Brad's new babies] official photos will be worth between $15 million and $20 million.
The only other photos that "would possibly come that close is Britney Spears giving birth to an alien," he said.
Original article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080713/ap_en_mo/france_jolie_twins |
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Sir T
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And all they are is some proof that Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie have had sex at some point. Oooh.
Unless she insisted on artificial insemination, which considering that utter bimbo would not surprise me.
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Unless she insisted on artificial insemination, which considering that utter bimbo would not surprise me.
Take heart in the fact that her tits are going to be absolutely ruined and her ass will never be small again. |
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Are we talking about Angelina or Britney?  Angelina already had a biological child with Brad (Shiloh, born in 2006). |
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I was talking Angelina. I've seen some bounce back from one kid with a lot of work. There's no coming back from two without going under the knife.
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And we all know a Holywood starlet would never do such a thing!
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...Holywood starlet...
I question the use of 'starlet' for a 33 year old women who's acted for a generation and gets paid in the millions. |
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I was talking Angelina. I've seen some bounce back from one kid with a lot of work. There's no coming back from two without going under the knife.
That's not true. Twenty-odd years ago my across the street neighbour had twins and didn't look one bit different afterwards. She was the same 400 lb loud obnoxious old snatch she had always been. I didn't even know the crazy old bitch was preggers until she splurted out those greasy little sprogs. A couple months later she moved and that weekend her house burned down. So close. Dammit. |
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Miasma
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...Holywood starlet...
I question the use of 'starlet' for a 33 year old women who's acted for a generation and gets paid in the millions. Yeah now that I think of it. |
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I was talking Angelina. I've seen some bounce back from one kid with a lot of work. There's no coming back from two without going under the knife.
Gwyneth Paltrow has two kids and she was looking mighty fine in Iron Man. |
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I was talking Angelina. I've seen some bounce back from one kid with a lot of work. There's no coming back from two without going under the knife.
Gwyneth Paltrow has two kids and she was looking mighty fine in Iron Man. Bras provide lift. We didn't see 'em floating free, now did we? |
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Trippy
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I was talking Angelina. I've seen some bounce back from one kid with a lot of work. There's no coming back from two without going under the knife.
Gwyneth Paltrow has two kids and she was looking mighty fine in Iron Man. Bras provide lift. We didn't see 'em floating free, now did we? True but her butt looked fine in that dress, not that I was paying particular attention to it or anything... |
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I dated a woman that had two kids, 4 and 2. She had an amazingly tight body, she was ripped and didn't work out (mostly from carrying kids around). Genetics plays a huge role, as does diet and activity.
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I dated a woman that had two kids, 4 and 2. She had an amazingly tight body, she was ripped and didn't work out (mostly from carrying kids around). Genetics plays a huge role, as does diet and activity.
Want 6-pack abs? Drop to 3% body fat. Sky is dead on. All the ab lounge in the world won't get you looking like a model without having great genetics and the diet of a runway model. |
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Especially the genetics.
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I dated a woman that had two kids, 4 and 2. She had an amazingly tight body, she was ripped and didn't work out (mostly from carrying kids around). Genetics plays a huge role, as does diet and activity.
Want 6-pack abs? Drop to 3% body fat. Who's talking abs? I'm talking boobs. Drop 3% body fat and they turn in to even more sad, droopy bags of skin than they are after the milk production of childbearing destroys the cellulose and fatty tissues. Damn you all for pissing in the haterade. I was tryin' to make a guy feel better here. |
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Damn you all for pissing in the haterade. I was tryin' to make a guy feel better here.
I didn't mean to piss on anything. I was just agreeing with Sky in principle. Sorry. |
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Her tits were firm b almost c. It was disgusting. In a totally hot way. Genetics.
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That reminds me of the time Sir Bruce... Oh nevermind.
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How did a discussion of women looking totally hot after childbirth end up in the Britney Spears thread?  |
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Lynne Spears = Laura Bush??
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Don't insult Britney's dad like that.
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More great news for the gene pool:
In less positive procreation news, Amy Winehouse is scaring the bejeezus out of us by blabbing about her desire to pollute the gene pool with incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil. "Blake and I can't wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins," the rickety, substance-susceptible singer yammers to the British edition of OK!. "Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad." (We assume she means once he gets out of the pokey, where he's currently serving a 27-month sentence on assault and obstruction-of-justice charges.) "To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults," opines Winehouse, whose newly unveiled wax figure at Madame Tussauds looks far healthier and hygienic than she currently does. "They've got their heads screwed on a lot better."
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Can we hold a fundraiser to sterilize her?
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Give me twenty bucks and a corkscrew.
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More great news for the gene pool:
In less positive procreation news, Amy Winehouse is scaring the bejeezus out of us by blabbing about her desire to pollute the gene pool with incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil. "Blake and I can't wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins," the rickety, substance-susceptible singer yammers to the British edition of OK!. "Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad." (We assume she means once he gets out of the pokey, where he's currently serving a 27-month sentence on assault and obstruction-of-justice charges.) "To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults," opines Winehouse, whose newly unveiled wax figure at Madame Tussauds looks far healthier and hygienic than she currently does. "They've got their heads screwed on a lot better." There is pretty much no way she isn't sterile. |
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More great news for the gene pool:
In less positive procreation news, Amy Winehouse is scaring the bejeezus out of us by blabbing about her desire to pollute the gene pool with incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil. "Blake and I can't wait to have kids. I want at least five kids. I want twins," the rickety, substance-susceptible singer yammers to the British edition of OK!. "Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad." (We assume she means once he gets out of the pokey, where he's currently serving a 27-month sentence on assault and obstruction-of-justice charges.) "To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults," opines Winehouse, whose newly unveiled wax figure at Madame Tussauds looks far healthier and hygienic than she currently does. "They've got their heads screwed on a lot better." There is pretty much no way she isn't sterile. Agreed, at least one of her STD's must have caused sterility by now. I'm not sure how anyone even finds her attractive in the first place. I'd rather go at it with firecrotch. |
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Agreed, at least one of her STD's must have caused sterility by now. I'm not sure how anyone even finds her attractive in the first place. I'd rather go at it with firecrotch.
I saw an old picture compared with a new one. She used to be very pretty. |
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Sir T
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I saw an old picture compared with a new one. She used to be very pretty.
The woman is only 24. Your talking like she is in her late 60s. Its almost like they could use her "progression" in don't do drugs ads. |
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The woman is only 24. Your talking like she is in her late 60s.
Its almost like they could use her "progression" in don't do drugs ads.
They really don't even need to make ads out of it. Her decline is so fast and obvious I'm pretty sure it's already working as drug aversion therapy for a lot of people. Although I have a suspicion that alcohol is playing a large part in it too, not just heroin/cocaine/whatever. |
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The woman is only 24. Your talking like she is in her late 60s.
Considering the before and after, I might as well be. |
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