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Signe
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Reply #1050 on: June 23, 2008, 07:11:45 PM

How doesn't it make sense?  She's made an extra special effort to completely and utterly fuck herself up and it's paid off.  I salute her!

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Reply #1051 on: June 23, 2008, 07:13:01 PM

I still think Pete Doherty wins. He's like the same age as me, but has been carrying on the same bullshit I did for an extra 10 years. Gotta hand it to him.


[edit] Oh, and the funny thing is: Keef will outsurvive both of them.
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Reply #1052 on: June 23, 2008, 08:25:07 PM

How doesn't it make sense?  She's made an extra special effort to completely and utterly fuck herself up and it's paid off.  I salute her!

Nono, I mean the bit about his great-grandfather. The implication being that if she had decided to go work in the mines and just smoke instead then she'd be on target for 90+... The comparison is a bit  Head scratch

Both my grandfathers smoked heavily; one got emphysema and did not make it to the age of 90. The other is smoked into his 90s but a recent stroke has forced him to stop.

It strikes me as a bit silly to imply that you have to do anything especialy stupid to have an impact on your health, just because Endie's GGF and my GF made it to 90 while smoking doesn't mean much of anything. People can have health issues at a much younger age without having to make a conserted effort to ruin themselves.

I understand it was probably a trivial comment and I'm taking it too seriously, but... fuck smoking and anything that even indrectly indicates it's not as dangerous for your health as it is.
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Reply #1053 on: June 23, 2008, 10:21:40 PM

Y'know fuck it. I'm just going to side with Richards. He suggests that you can put anything in your body. Except cheese.
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Reply #1054 on: June 23, 2008, 11:07:51 PM

I've heard that he sleeps upside-down, like a bat, and cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
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Reply #1055 on: June 24, 2008, 12:18:41 AM

That doesn't even make sense Endie.

Um, it's pretty simple: Winehouse has managed to do to herself by her 20s what it took a heavily smoking miner, born in the nineteenth century and living in a damp, mildew-ridden house with primitive medical care over eighty years to replicate.

Edit - oh I read your later comment and I see that it wasn't lack of understanding, but just your militant anti-smoking hurf-blurfing.  Which is idiotic since they both smoke, so you have to be pretty obtuse to claim that I was proposing smoking (or mining, or living in a bacteria-laden environment, or going back in time to get your medical care frmo the Edwardians) as the control element and a healthy cure for what ails you.  rolleyes
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Reply #1056 on: June 24, 2008, 01:12:39 AM

Yeah, I'm the one promoting a continuation of smoking. Just no cheese.
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Reply #1057 on: June 24, 2008, 01:42:01 AM

I was being a dick.
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Reply #1058 on: June 24, 2008, 02:25:19 AM

I don't think anyone is misunderstanding or misconstruing or considering possible unintentional implications except you. No need to call him stupid for shit you only seem to be hung up about.

Here, chill out and have a cigarette. Seems like you need it.  smiley
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Reply #1059 on: June 24, 2008, 02:31:47 AM

Yeah, seriously.  You're managing to be a dick in multiple threads at once.  Any more of that and you'll get an award.  Possibly an 'Ironwood'.

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Reply #1060 on: June 24, 2008, 02:39:10 AM

Yeah I should stop that. I'm sorry Endie.
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Reply #1061 on: June 24, 2008, 06:33:01 AM

This is a Britney Spears thread.  There can be no happy endings.

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Reply #1062 on: June 24, 2008, 06:34:01 AM

This is a Britney Spears thread.  There can be no happy endings.

I am sure many a man would disagree.



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Reply #1063 on: June 24, 2008, 09:10:53 AM

Not these days.

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Reply #1064 on: June 24, 2008, 09:54:57 AM

I would bang Britney 10000000x before I would share a cab with Amy Winehouse. I am pretty sure she has diseases science hasn't even named yet.

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Reply #1065 on: June 24, 2008, 07:52:41 PM

That's kinda like saying "I'd bang Raquel Welsh rather then Amy Winehouse."

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Reply #1066 on: June 25, 2008, 06:17:53 AM

Let that be a lesson to you kids: If you do drugs, random strangers on the internet won't want to have sex with you.

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Reply #1067 on: June 25, 2008, 06:46:05 AM

Let that be a lesson to you kids: If you do drugs, random strangers on the internet won't want to have sex with you.

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Reply #1068 on: June 25, 2008, 10:54:56 AM

It could be a new metric for sleaziness. Would you fuck X or Amy Winehouse?
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Reply #1069 on: June 25, 2008, 10:55:07 AM

Can anyone give me the name of a reputable dealer? Grin

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Reply #1070 on: June 25, 2008, 11:05:06 AM

Amy Winehouse.
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Reply #1071 on: June 25, 2008, 11:10:59 AM

That's an ill-reputable dealer.
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Reply #1072 on: June 25, 2008, 11:41:14 AM

Emphasis on ill.

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Reply #1073 on: June 25, 2008, 12:50:19 PM

Unlicensed illing.
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Reply #1074 on: June 25, 2008, 01:30:11 PM

A true Winehouse of Ill Repute.

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Reply #1075 on: June 26, 2008, 06:06:20 AM

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Reply #1076 on: July 01, 2008, 02:51:18 PM

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Reply #1077 on: July 01, 2008, 02:54:26 PM

The Onion used to be so funny.
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Reply #1078 on: July 01, 2008, 03:38:31 PM


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Reply #1079 on: July 01, 2008, 03:57:53 PM

The two Onion compilations that were out about six years ago - the Dispatches book especially. 
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Reply #1080 on: July 02, 2008, 06:22:20 AM

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Reply #1081 on: July 02, 2008, 07:29:34 AM


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Reply #1082 on: July 02, 2008, 07:35:23 AM

The Onion is significant amounts of funny, but the more they try to expand it, it becomes diluted.
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Reply #1083 on: July 02, 2008, 12:57:56 PM


1994-1996 were especially interesting.

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Reply #1084 on: July 02, 2008, 02:11:29 PM

OK you assholes- quit bumping this thread with non-Britney news!



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