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Reply #840 on: January 08, 2008, 01:33:37 PM

Too bad JLH doesn't quite look like that anymore  Heartbreak



She was absolutely SMOKING in her prime...

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Reply #841 on: January 08, 2008, 06:42:37 PM

What? When did she turn into a pear?

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Reply #842 on: January 08, 2008, 06:50:48 PM

That's not junk in the trunk, Mrb.  That's full fledged case of ass expansion.
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Reply #843 on: January 08, 2008, 06:52:32 PM

What? When did she turn into a pear?
It's been a gradual process since she's been on Ghost Whisperer.
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Reply #844 on: January 08, 2008, 07:25:18 PM

I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore.  I bet she's devastated.  Poor thing.

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Reply #845 on: January 08, 2008, 07:48:32 PM

I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore.  I bet she's devastated.  Poor thing.

Hah hah, good call Feet.

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Reply #846 on: January 08, 2008, 07:53:54 PM

I'm with Feet on this one too. 

Britney is still gross.
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Reply #847 on: January 08, 2008, 07:58:48 PM

Didn't she get married?

I'm sure after a couple of years she'll respond with some kind of stupid fitness routine and surgery in order to.. whatever it is they do such things for.
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Reply #848 on: January 08, 2008, 08:19:04 PM

JLH got engaged a month and a half ago.
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Reply #849 on: January 08, 2008, 08:35:08 PM

I'd still be all over JLH.

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Reply #850 on: January 08, 2008, 09:03:49 PM




There probably wasn't even much of a change in her between the two pictures. Look at how much post-processing there is on this thing. It's practically animated.

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Reply #851 on: January 09, 2008, 01:08:22 AM

I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore.  I bet she's devastated.  Poor thing.

The thing I'll bet thing she would be worked up about, in true vapid hollywood style, is how she would score in comparison to her peers.  And in this regard I like to picture her throwing things at her publicist and demanding lipo appointments of her PA when I say that I'd probably still condescend to do Britney for the hell of it, and have no illusions about my abilities to resist the... um... subtle charms of Lindsay or Paris, but I think I'd have little to worry about regarding the siren call of JLH.

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Reply #852 on: January 09, 2008, 02:40:24 AM

I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore.  I bet she's devastated.  Poor thing.

I don't get men either.  She's still an attractive woman. 

She looked real good in Garfield.  The movie was shit though.

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Reply #853 on: January 09, 2008, 03:15:48 AM

Her weight seems to fluctuate, but she seems perfectly capable of getting into good shape when she wants to.  Hell you can go to IMDB and look at the pictures of her from the 27 dresses premier a couple days ago and she looks pretty damn good.
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Reply #854 on: January 09, 2008, 03:21:04 AM

Wait.. you motherfuckers are dissing on JLH?  Fucking savages.
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Reply #855 on: January 09, 2008, 09:35:33 AM

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears have a lot in common:

    * Each have been famous since they were teenagers;
    * Each have amble bosoms;

Their bosoms walk on their own?

GRAMMAR SNAKE GOTCHA!

Ample bosoms are luv.

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Reply #856 on: January 09, 2008, 10:06:17 AM

Not so much a grammar snake gotcha as a severe mangling from the spelling weasel.

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Reply #857 on: January 09, 2008, 10:10:05 AM

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Reply #858 on: January 09, 2008, 10:19:44 AM

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Reply #859 on: January 09, 2008, 10:25:03 AM

I often wonder if there are some posters here who have whole hard drives filled with funny pics, divided into captioned/non-captioned, animals, etc.

Then I remember Google image search and I'm not quite so worried.

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Reply #860 on: January 09, 2008, 10:27:19 AM

I have one, and it is titled Funny Internet Pictures.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #861 on: January 09, 2008, 11:46:45 AM

Only about 150MB in the funny pics folder on this computer. My laptop had almost a gig, and I lost a few hundred MB to a hd crash at home a couple years ago. I GIS for them, but I like to grab a copy, too. I love going through every now and again and finding crap like this:

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Reply #862 on: January 09, 2008, 11:50:13 AM

Then I remember Google image search and I'm not quite so worried.

Bingo.  I use image search more often than the standard web search.  It's  DRILLING AND MANLINESS.
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Reply #863 on: January 09, 2008, 11:58:00 AM

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears have a lot in common:

    * Each have been famous since they were teenagers;
    * Each have amble bosoms;

Their bosoms walk on their own?

GRAMMAR SNAKE GOTCHA!

Ample bosoms are luv.

If we're whipping out the grammar snake, "bosoms" would have to refer to the breasts of either more than one woman or a single freakish mutant woman.  Haemish's usage looks correct but the original quote doesn't.

Over and out.
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Reply #864 on: January 09, 2008, 11:58:49 AM

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Reply #865 on: January 09, 2008, 11:59:36 AM

I have a smiley face database.

God.  I rhymed!   ACK!

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Reply #866 on: January 09, 2008, 12:12:39 PM

My only problem with JLH and all the fat hate is that she got all uppity and was like "Size 2 is NOT FAT!" I'm sorry, but if that cottage cheese ass of hers is a size 2 then I'm Heidi fucking Klum.

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Reply #867 on: January 09, 2008, 12:52:17 PM

That's the fun with women's sizes though.  All I need is one piece of properly cut clothing I can squeeze into and can claim to be a size 6.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #868 on: January 09, 2008, 01:12:23 PM

Oh, please, Lantyssa. We all know you're a glamazon.  awesome, for real

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Reply #869 on: January 09, 2008, 02:10:24 PM


Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #870 on: January 09, 2008, 02:30:45 PM

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Reply #871 on: January 09, 2008, 05:06:03 PM

Got to have some reusability.

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Reply #872 on: January 09, 2008, 09:00:57 PM



Le awesome. My amble boosoms overflowth.

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Reply #873 on: January 09, 2008, 10:15:05 PM

I was originally going to do a word balloon, but I only gave it five minutes and I didn't have my balloon on this machine.  I figure I will do another one later for general use, the tophat is too yegolevy.  Also need a good snake picture.

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Reply #874 on: January 20, 2008, 04:58:39 AM

The tabloids are all screaming that Britney has gone stark raving dogshit insane, complete with pics of her looking disheveled in restraints.  What's going on?  I don't actually read tabloids and I don't feel like going to a tabloidy website to find out.

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