Mrbloodworth
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Too bad JLH doesn't quite look like that anymore   She was absolutely SMOKING in her prime... I'm not afraid of some junk in the trunk.   |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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What? When did she turn into a pear?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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SnakeCharmer
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That's not junk in the trunk, Mrb. That's full fledged case of ass expansion.
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Trippy
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What? When did she turn into a pear?
It's been a gradual process since she's been on Ghost Whisperer. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore. I bet she's devastated. Poor thing.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Engels
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I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore. I bet she's devastated. Poor thing.
Hah hah, good call Feet. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I'm with Feet on this one too.
Britney is still gross.
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lamaros
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Didn't she get married?
I'm sure after a couple of years she'll respond with some kind of stupid fitness routine and surgery in order to.. whatever it is they do such things for.
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Trippy
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JLH got engaged a month and a half ago.
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Yegolev
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I'd still be all over JLH.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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There probably wasn't even much of a change in her between the two pictures. Look at how much post-processing there is on this thing. It's practically animated. |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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Endie
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I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore. I bet she's devastated. Poor thing.
The thing I'll bet thing she would be worked up about, in true vapid hollywood style, is how she would score in comparison to her peers. And in this regard I like to picture her throwing things at her publicist and demanding lipo appointments of her PA when I say that I'd probably still condescend to do Britney for the hell of it, and have no illusions about my abilities to resist the... um... subtle charms of Lindsay or Paris, but I think I'd have little to worry about regarding the siren call of JLH. |
My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Ironwood
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I feel sorry for her because she's just not good enough for all of you anymore. I bet she's devastated. Poor thing.
I don't get men either. She's still an attractive woman. She looked real good in Garfield. The movie was shit though. |
"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Her weight seems to fluctuate, but she seems perfectly capable of getting into good shape when she wants to. Hell you can go to IMDB and look at the pictures of her from the 27 dresses premier a couple days ago and she looks pretty damn good.
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Evil Elvis
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Wait.. you motherfuckers are dissing on JLH? Fucking savages.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears have a lot in common:
* Each have been famous since they were teenagers;
* Each have amble bosoms; Their bosoms walk on their own? GRAMMAR SNAKE GOTCHA!Ample bosoms are luv. |
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Murgos
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Not so much a grammar snake gotcha as a severe mangling from the spelling weasel.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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NowhereMan
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I often wonder if there are some posters here who have whole hard drives filled with funny pics, divided into captioned/non-captioned, animals, etc.
Then I remember Google image search and I'm not quite so worried.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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cmlancas
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I have one, and it is titled Funny Internet Pictures.  |
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I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Only about 150MB in the funny pics folder on this computer. My laptop had almost a gig, and I lost a few hundred MB to a hd crash at home a couple years ago. I GIS for them, but I like to grab a copy, too. I love going through every now and again and finding crap like this:  |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Then I remember Google image search and I'm not quite so worried.
Bingo. I use image search more often than the standard web search. It's  . |
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Nevermore
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears have a lot in common:
* Each have been famous since they were teenagers;
* Each have amble bosoms; Their bosoms walk on their own? GRAMMAR SNAKE GOTCHA!Ample bosoms are luv. If we're whipping out the grammar snake, "bosoms" would have to refer to the breasts of either more than one woman or a single freakish mutant woman. Haemish's usage looks correct but the original quote doesn't. |
Over and out.
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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whipping out the grammar snake  |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I have a smiley face database. God. I rhymed! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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My only problem with JLH and all the fat hate is that she got all uppity and was like "Size 2 is NOT FAT!" I'm sorry, but if that cottage cheese ass of hers is a size 2 then I'm Heidi fucking Klum.
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Lantyssa
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That's the fun with women's sizes though. All I need is one piece of properly cut clothing I can squeeze into and can claim to be a size 6.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Oh, please, Lantyssa. We all know you're a glamazon.  |
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Yegolev
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Yegolev
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Got to have some reusability.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Le awesome. My amble boosoms overflowth. |
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Yegolev
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I was originally going to do a word balloon, but I only gave it five minutes and I didn't have my balloon on this machine. I figure I will do another one later for general use, the tophat is too yegolevy. Also need a good snake picture.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
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The tabloids are all screaming that Britney has gone stark raving dogshit insane, complete with pics of her looking disheveled in restraints. What's going on? I don't actually read tabloids and I don't feel like going to a tabloidy website to find out.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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