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Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... (Read 360943 times)
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Signe
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I'm sure she does that for healthy reasons. Right?
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Trippy
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That adoption thing sounds like your typical tabloid bullshit. China changed their adoption rules so that single people can't adopt anymore and married couples have to be at least 30.
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Signe
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That adoption thing sounds like your typical tabloid bullshit. China changed their adoption rules so that single people can't adopt anymore and married couples have to be at least 30.
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oh god i just loled so loud in my office. How ugly can a celeb get  It's getting closer to NSFW level, keep it up !!  |
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How ugly can a celeb get Don't make me bust out the Rosie O'Donnell pics. Or ever worse, audio clips. |
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stu
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I think Britney might be pregnant again.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Oban
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Wow.
Apparently Norplant is no longer sold in the US.
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stu
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 Continuation rates for use of Norplant |
Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Abagadro
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I think Britney might be pregnant again.
Turns out it is her 16 year old sister. Quite the family there. |
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schild
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This will be the fourth or fifth time I've said it.
White trash.
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Roac
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Turns out it is her 16 year old sister. Quite the family there.
Well, someone had to get to her before she gets used up. Only two or so more years to go. |
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Turns out it is her 16 year old sister. Quite the family there.
Well, someone had to get to her before she gets used up. Only two or so more years to go. Oh no, it's MUCH more interesting than just "she's pregnant." Boyfriend's 19. Ok, not really pushing it, but it is stat in some states. On the other hand, she's been living with him for the last year. Yes, since she was 15. |
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Signe
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It is a well known biological fact that only girls who live in trailers, ghettos and Miami have sex before they're 18!
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Abagadro
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No, but they are far more likely to get knocked up.
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Miasma
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 Britney Spears is carried on a stretcher to a waiting ambulance from her home in Beverly Hills Ca. late Thursday night Jan. 3, 2008. Police were called to Spears' home Thursday night in a custodial dispute involving her children, authorities said. Officers were called at 8 p.m. and were still at the house several hours later, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman.
(AP Photo/KCBS-TV) Whee. |
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Sky
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Those ambulance dudes are totally copping feels.  |
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Signe
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The "dudes" copping feels seem to be ambulance women.
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The "dudes" copping feels seem to be ambulance women.
Thats what makes it so hot. |
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Things are progressing nicely for her. She has to be showing up on dead pools all over the world by now.
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Mrbloodworth
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Britney Spears is carried on a stretcher to a waiting ambulance from her home in Beverly Hills Ca. late Thursday night Jan. 3, 2008. Police were called to Spears' home Thursday night in a custodial dispute involving her children, authorities said. Officers were called at 8 p.m. and were still at the house several hours later, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman.
(AP Photo/KCBS-TV) Whee. " Hercules Hercules!" And in December, her 16-year-old actress sister -- a star in her own right -- announced she was pregnant. Yay! Round 2!!!! |
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HaemishM
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Why can't this dumb cunt just off herself already and put her out of our misery?
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Mrbloodworth
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Why can't this dumb cunt just off herself already and put her out of our misery?
Please wait till after the sex tape. |
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HaemishM
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Why can't this dumb cunt just off herself already and put her out of our misery?
Please wait till after the sex tape. If it doesn't come soon, you might as well start looking for chubby chaser tapes. They'll be hotter. |
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Mrbloodworth
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Why can't this dumb cunt just off herself already and put her out of our misery?
Please wait till after the sex tape. If it doesn't come soon, you might as well start looking for chubby chaser tapes. They'll be hotter.  |
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Slayerik
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He wasn't joking.
I woulda been down with Brittney porn like 8 years ago....but now? My wife is hotter than that skank.
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Merusk
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Things are progressing nicely for her. She has to be showing up on dead pools all over the world by now.
Funny you should mention that. The local radio show was talking to "Death Pool Dave" today. Dave doesn't think she's a good pick yet, but keep watching her and the other "Skank-lebritries" as one of them is bound to fuck up and off themselves soon. |
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Slayerik
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I like the term "The Three Slutscateers" for Brittney, Paris, and Lindsey.
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Sky
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How about vapid whores who shouldn't even have careers while Susan Tedeschi languishes in relative obscurity?
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Lantyssa
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Who?
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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If I haven't seen her labia on thesuperficial.com then she isn't a real celebrity. Duh.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
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I'd like to see Britney vs. a younger Zsa Zsa Gabor in a "fucked-up personal life" cage match.
Liz Taylor can ref.
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Abagadro
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Hey, at least they were married before they had kids right?  |
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And now, for the greatest image ever posted on FARK:  |
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Mrbloodworth
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Ok, so Apparently, no charges will be brought agent her. No dugs, no fines, no abuse, nada. She was just pissed it seems and the whole thing god blown out of proportion ( Ambulance) by the Social worker that is supposed to witness the hand off. Most likely this will fook he in her custody battle however. In other news, Jennifer Love Hewitt Doesn't want you to talk bad about brit brit anymore! Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney Spears have a lot in common:
* Each have been famous since they were teenagers;
* Each have amble bosoms;
* And each have turned down offers to pose in Playboy, crushing the spirits of men around the world.
Of course, Hewitt is yet to squeeze out any children or go insane, but she can still sympathize with Spears.“I think that sometimes in this business, stuff happens and sometimes the only cure for it is to get out,” the actress said. “I feel bad because everyone kind of judges her and splatters her business everywhere. No one goes, ‘Why is this happening?’ They just judge and judge and judge. It’s too bad.”Jennifer Love Hewitt and her two, large, personal friends support Britney Spears.
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SnakeCharmer
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Too bad JLH doesn't quite look like that anymore   She was absolutely SMOKING in her prime... |
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