Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
July 04, 2025, 04:53:48 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Search:     Advanced search
we're back, baby
*
Home Help Search Login Register
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Serious Business  |  Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues... 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
Pages: 1 ... 21 22 [23] 24 25 ... 37 Go Down Print
Author Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues...  (Read 360879 times)
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #770 on: November 08, 2007, 12:17:30 PM

I guess I asked for that.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #771 on: November 08, 2007, 01:08:19 PM

Endie
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6436


WWW
Reply #772 on: November 08, 2007, 03:13:35 PM

I guess I asked for that.

I didn't :(

My blog: http://endie.net

Twitter - Endieposts

"What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson
murdoc
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3037


Reply #773 on: November 09, 2007, 08:44:23 AM

I guess I asked for that.

I didn't :(

By going into this thread, yes you did.

Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
tazelbain
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6603

tazelbain


Reply #774 on: November 09, 2007, 12:14:22 PM



The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

"Me am play gods"
Cheddar
I like pink
Posts: 4987

Noob Sauce


Reply #775 on: November 09, 2007, 04:21:57 PM



The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

This is the most coherent and hilarious thing you have ever posted.  I roofled so bad I peed my pants!

No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
Mrbloodworth
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15148


Reply #776 on: November 20, 2007, 06:27:33 AM





« Last Edit: November 20, 2007, 06:29:18 AM by Mrbloodworth »

Today's How-To: Scrambling a Thread to the Point of Incoherence in Only One Post with MrBloodworth . - schild
www.mrbloodworthproductions.com  www.amuletsbymerlin.com
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #777 on: November 20, 2007, 08:19:43 AM

Awesome.  I'm glad The Cabal let you stay.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666

the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring


WWW
Reply #778 on: November 20, 2007, 08:24:11 AM

My fucking God, that woman is getting her some thick thighs.

Not that that's a bad thing, per se, but holy shit what a difference popping a sprog and years of drug abuse will do.

Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #779 on: November 20, 2007, 09:07:55 AM

My fucking God, that woman is getting her some thick thighs.

AMIRITE?!  /hi5

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942

Muse.


Reply #780 on: November 20, 2007, 09:48:22 AM

Why is there a twist top on her head? 

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075

Error 404: Title not found.


Reply #781 on: November 20, 2007, 10:34:19 AM

Why is there a twist top on her head? 

Easy access for brain-washing.

CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
Nebu
Terracotta Army
Posts: 17613


Reply #782 on: November 20, 2007, 11:26:55 AM

Easy access for brain-washing.

No luck.  You know what brain-washing requires, right?

"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."

-  Mark Twain
Rasix
Moderator
Posts: 15024

I am the harbinger of your doom!


Reply #783 on: November 20, 2007, 11:33:14 AM

Easy access for brain-washing.

No luck.  You know what brain-washing requires, right?

Soap?  Rimshot

-Rasix
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #784 on: November 20, 2007, 12:12:43 PM

Why is there a twist top on her head? 
It's where you top off the crazy juice.
Mrbloodworth
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15148


Reply #785 on: November 20, 2007, 12:29:45 PM






Today's How-To: Scrambling a Thread to the Point of Incoherence in Only One Post with MrBloodworth . - schild
www.mrbloodworthproductions.com  www.amuletsbymerlin.com
Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117

I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.


Reply #786 on: November 20, 2007, 12:45:10 PM




Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #787 on: November 20, 2007, 12:46:17 PM

Hooray for you fuckers having nothing else to do.  I approve.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Mrbloodworth
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15148


Reply #788 on: November 20, 2007, 12:50:13 PM

Oh dam, that last one i posted was Cortney love, how could i have possibly gotten them confused.

Today's How-To: Scrambling a Thread to the Point of Incoherence in Only One Post with MrBloodworth . - schild
www.mrbloodworthproductions.com  www.amuletsbymerlin.com
Grand Design
Terracotta Army
Posts: 1068


Reply #789 on: November 21, 2007, 05:09:24 AM

Look, Britney may be a washed-up psychological and emotional train wreck of apocalyptic proportions, but she will never be as loathsome as Courtney Love.

I'm not going to go so far as to claim that Britney has great talent, but at least she didn't lie, cheat, steal, blow and murder her way to success.

If you can call what she has done with her life success.

Did I just defend Britney Spears?  I need to go watch Crossroads again.
Mrbloodworth
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15148


Reply #790 on: November 21, 2007, 07:35:15 AM






Today's How-To: Scrambling a Thread to the Point of Incoherence in Only One Post with MrBloodworth . - schild
www.mrbloodworthproductions.com  www.amuletsbymerlin.com
HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42666

the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring


WWW
Reply #791 on: November 21, 2007, 07:51:34 AM

Holy shit, that's way too flabby an ass to be wearing those pants.

MrHat
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7432

Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Reply #792 on: November 21, 2007, 07:53:16 AM

lol.

I think she should turn to scientology.
Ironwood
Terracotta Army
Posts: 28240


Reply #793 on: November 25, 2007, 07:29:59 AM

This thread :  Once again proving that opinions are like Arseholes.

Hey, at least it was the polite way to bring arseholes into this thread.  I could have done worse.

So, What's Britney up to ?

"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075

Error 404: Title not found.


Reply #794 on: November 25, 2007, 09:30:34 AM

Apparently Britney has decided that all clubs are clothing optional now.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/britney-hangs-with-paris-drops-pants-in-public/

CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942

Muse.


Reply #795 on: November 25, 2007, 10:55:31 AM

That's over a year old.  You are adorable!

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
Triforcer
Terracotta Army
Posts: 4663


Reply #796 on: November 25, 2007, 06:21:33 PM

We've strayed from discussing Ms. Spears.   Heartbreak  Eye on the ball, people!

All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu.  This is the truth!  This is my belief! At least for now...
stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818

has an iMac.


Reply #797 on: November 25, 2007, 07:22:39 PM

Britney is pretty much "gone". Like Ricky Martin.

Took longer than I expected though.

Man, that was over two years ago. Boy was I wrong.

But anyways, I'm not worried about her. Also, I resent the fact that just about any music related discussion or thread dies an early death at this site, but this little hellhole of a thread keeps on trucking along.

Also, go worry about Pete Doherty. He needs it.
Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942

Muse.


Reply #798 on: November 25, 2007, 07:55:53 PM

Why?  Did he OD?  Or is another gorgeous supeermodel supermodel stalking him?  Maybe he can get some good advice from Amy.

Edited. 
« Last Edit: November 25, 2007, 09:40:13 PM by Signe »

My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 16818

has an iMac.


Reply #799 on: November 25, 2007, 07:57:48 PM

Nah, same ole shit. Tries to fool everyone that he's clean. Gets caught on vid shooting up.

Seriously though, I'd hate to see him go out like that. He's a good musician.
Mrbloodworth
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15148


Reply #800 on: November 26, 2007, 07:40:10 AM

We've strayed from discussing Ms. Spears.   Heartbreak  Eye on the ball, people!

Sons of the bitches!


Back on track!



Quote
British tabloid News of the World claims Britney Spears is planning to adopt twins from China.

The newspaper's Rav Showbiz column announces: "The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.

"Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed," it continues.

Spears recently lost custody of her children - two-year-old Sean Preston and one-year-old Jayden James- to her ex-husband following a string of alcohol and drug-fuelled exploits and a stint in rehab.

The paper offers no evidence in support of the dramatic claim.

But it doesn't stop there, adding that the singer has put a down payment on her own funeral.

Rav quotes a source as saying: "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand."
« Last Edit: November 26, 2007, 07:41:49 AM by Mrbloodworth »

Today's How-To: Scrambling a Thread to the Point of Incoherence in Only One Post with MrBloodworth . - schild
www.mrbloodworthproductions.com  www.amuletsbymerlin.com
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #801 on: November 26, 2007, 10:30:57 AM

Yep.  Trainwreck.  At least it's a pantsless trainwreck.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075

Error 404: Title not found.


Reply #802 on: November 26, 2007, 12:16:23 PM

That's over a year old.  You are adorable!

Thread was getting off-track. I had to grasp at straws. Very stupid ones apparently.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
Mrbloodworth
Terracotta Army
Posts: 15148


Reply #803 on: November 26, 2007, 12:49:51 PM

Yep.  Trainwreck.  At least it's a pantsless trainwreck.

lol, thats not the photo that came with the article, i found a "Thumbs up" shot, that happened to also include some legs. Win win.

Today's How-To: Scrambling a Thread to the Point of Incoherence in Only One Post with MrBloodworth . - schild
www.mrbloodworthproductions.com  www.amuletsbymerlin.com
Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440

2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST


WWW
Reply #804 on: November 26, 2007, 01:57:56 PM

Oh, I know.  I am pretty sure Britney no longer wears pants, though.  The pantsless picture above Haemish's post is rather recent, I think.  I don't mean "pantsless" as "wears a dress with panties/bloomers" but as "she airs out her cooter on a daily basis".

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
Pages: 1 ... 21 22 [23] 24 25 ... 37 Go Up Print 
f13.net  |  f13.net General Forums  |  General Discussion  |  Serious Business  |  Topic: My relentless pursuit of Britney Spears news continues...  
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.10 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC