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Reply #700 on: October 05, 2007, 01:49:37 AM

Personally I've never understood how people find Jim Carrey or Jack Black to be at all funny.
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Reply #701 on: October 05, 2007, 04:01:33 AM

Personally I've never understood how people find Jim Carrey or Jack Black to be at all funny.

The Cable Guy, the Metal.
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Reply #702 on: October 05, 2007, 09:26:10 AM

If Jim Carrey and Carrot Top fought to the death, I would root for an earthquake to swallow both of them during the fight. I can't think of two 'comedians' I like less. Even Larry The fucking Cable Guy is less annoying (but it is close).

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Reply #703 on: October 05, 2007, 09:27:05 AM

Uhm. How about that ginger Griffin lady? She's the most god damned annoying person on the planet.


Did you miss that one?

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Reply #704 on: October 05, 2007, 09:30:16 AM

Her new plastic face scares me, but she is far less annoying than the fucks I mentioned.

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Reply #705 on: October 05, 2007, 09:30:27 AM

I like Jim Carrey (mostly).  I love Jack Black.  I don't know who the ginger Griffin lady is. 

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Reply #706 on: October 05, 2007, 09:45:59 AM

Kathy Griffin.  News Radio.  No pictures, please.

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Reply #707 on: October 05, 2007, 09:49:48 AM

So I guess I'm in the minority for finding her unusually hot, then?

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Reply #708 on: October 05, 2007, 10:07:36 AM

So I guess I'm in the minority for finding her unusually hot, then?
Yeah, but with a name like that, I'd say your tastes are.. unusually broad.

no offense.
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Reply #709 on: October 05, 2007, 10:08:59 AM

Kathy Griffin.  News Radio.  No pictures, please.

NewsRadio was Vicki Lewis.

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Reply #710 on: October 05, 2007, 11:11:34 AM

Kathy Griffin.  News Radio.  No pictures, please.

NewsRadio was Vicki Lewis.

It's not the same woman?  Both go into the same bucket, even if the are not the same person.

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Reply #711 on: October 05, 2007, 11:17:18 AM

Vicki Lewis is nothing like Kathy Griffin. She's usually dry and sarcastic, I guess, but not really a comedian. The only thing funny about her is that she was hooked up with Nick Nolte.
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Reply #712 on: October 05, 2007, 11:25:11 AM

She's enough like Kathy Griffin that I got them confused.

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Reply #713 on: October 05, 2007, 12:30:00 PM

Cable Guy was brilliant. I can forgive Jim for a lot of bad, because of Cable Guy. Also, I am not a Jack Black fan. I dont think he does very well as a lead character, but as supporting, he is great. Just look at High Fidelity. Nacho Libre? Never again.
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Reply #714 on: October 05, 2007, 01:06:27 PM

Vicki Lewis has a MUCH better body than Kathy Griffin. Facially they are about equal.

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Reply #715 on: October 05, 2007, 04:10:22 PM

Vicki Lewis:


Kathy Griffin:
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Reply #716 on: October 05, 2007, 04:17:28 PM

Redheads? I prefer Jenny Lewis.

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Reply #717 on: October 06, 2007, 06:44:17 AM

She's enough like Kathy Griffin that I got them confused.

I thought they were the same person as well.

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Reply #718 on: October 08, 2007, 02:54:07 AM

Wait a minute, are we talking the Carrey film 'The Cable Guy' ?!

An unfunnier and more depressing film I can only think of by invoking Schindlers List.


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Reply #719 on: October 08, 2007, 03:20:06 AM

Yes, that Cable Guy.

I find it both frightening and hilarious.
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Reply #720 on: October 08, 2007, 08:57:47 AM

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An unfunnier and more depressing film I can only think of by invoking Schindlers List.



Seriously:


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Reply #721 on: October 08, 2007, 09:01:33 AM

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Reply #722 on: October 08, 2007, 11:52:09 AM

And now for something completely different....


(This was a Harold and Kumar picture, but I was too lazy to host it on imageshack. Sorry.)


Edit: Yeah, they didn't like me linking directly to them. Bitches.
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Reply #723 on: October 08, 2007, 05:13:00 PM

Harold and Kumar was depressing? I don't get it.

Stupid maybe, but not depressing!
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Reply #724 on: October 08, 2007, 05:15:21 PM

Harold and Kumar was depressing? I don't get it.

Stupid maybe, but not depressing!

Doogie Howser was the best reason to see Harold and Kumar.
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Reply #725 on: October 09, 2007, 08:23:18 AM

NPH would never do that!!!
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Reply #726 on: October 19, 2007, 08:52:36 AM



Again, I ask, why does this woman not just hire a driver?



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Reply #727 on: October 19, 2007, 09:21:51 AM

this thread needs more before and after pics.

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Reply #728 on: October 19, 2007, 12:55:26 PM

Harold and Kumar was depressing? I don't get it.

Stupid maybe, but not depressing!

Doogie Howser was the bestonly reason to see Harold and Kumar.

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Reply #729 on: October 27, 2007, 04:10:04 AM

UPDATE 4:10 PM, Pacific — Britney Spears made a brief exit from court just moments ago. The pop singer stormed out of the courtroom in an agitated state. She was yelling, “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*** it!”

Spears lawyers ran after her, as did her former assistant, Alli Sims, who is with her in court.

Britney then returned to the courtroom, sobbing.

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Reply #730 on: October 27, 2007, 04:49:54 AM

God yes.  The trainwreck just keeps getting better.

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Reply #731 on: October 27, 2007, 04:56:01 AM

Uhm. How about that ginger Griffin lady? She's the most god damned annoying person on the planet.


Did you miss that one?



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Reply #732 on: October 27, 2007, 09:41:35 AM

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“Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*** it!”

Brittany Spears seems to be channeling Frank Booth these days.

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Reply #733 on: October 27, 2007, 11:59:56 AM

Hey, now - Harold and Kumar was a beautiful movie.

Things Jim Carrey has done that are worthwhile: Cable Guy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Not comedy, but still awesome), and Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters.
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Reply #734 on: October 29, 2007, 09:06:15 PM

Also In Living Color.

Eternal Sunshine is only okay for Carrey, I think. I really thought that the supporting characters really made the movie moreso than Carrey. No doubt it's a good movie though :)

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