NFL 2015

[K9]

Yeah, I think the stat was something like 6 hits and 1 sack on 8 dropbacks for his night 

[MrHat]

Yeah, I think the stat was something like 6 hits and 1 sack on 8 dropbacks for his night 

Jesus.

Maybe I don't want to grab Morris this year.

[HaemishM]

I don't think you want to grab any Redskin player, other than maybe their punter. 

[Paelos]

I get to see if the Jets have anything at QB today, which is interesting. I also get to see if the Falcons defense can stop a team with QB problems. That should be fun.

[HaemishM]

I think the answer to both those questions is likely to be no.

[Paelos]

I think the answer to both those questions is likely to be no.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT LALALALALALA

[HaemishM]

I know that as sure as I know that Green Bay's defensive numbers will graph out to be a fucking camel's hump in silhouette. 

[Paelos]

The Bengals already look like they are in prime playoff mode.

[Bungee]

Vick signed with the Steelers. Can't wait to hear it from the Ravens this season...

[Tannhauser]

Since I'm moving to Florida, I've decided to take up my fandom in the Dolphins again. When I was a wee lad I had a full Dolphins uniform and loved Larry Czsonka and Mercury Morris.  I'm not old, YOU'RE old! Shut up!

Detroit Lions are still my #1 team and will be until the day I die; which the Lions keep advancing.

[Paelos]

Since I'm moving to Florida, I've decided to take up my fandom in the Dolphins again. When I was a wee lad I had a full Dolphins uniform and loved Larry Czsonka and Mercury Morris.  I'm not old, YOU'RE old! Shut up!

Detroit Lions are still my #1 team and will be until the day I die; which the Lions keep advancing.

I mean, why not just take up Cleveland too if you're into lost causes in the NFL for the next decade?

[Nevermore]

Since I'm moving to Florida, I've decided to take up my fandom in the Dolphins again. When I was a wee lad I had a full Dolphins uniform and loved Larry Czsonka and Mercury Morris.  I'm not old, YOU'RE old! Shut up!

Detroit Lions are still my #1 team and will be until the day I die; which the Lions keep advancing.

I mean, why not just take up Cleveland too if you're into lost causes in the NFL for the next decade?

It's not the Browns, Lions or Dolphins that just signed Rex Grossman.

[Paelos]

The Falcons are a lost cause too. I've been saying that for the last 3 years as Thomas Dimitroff and his spiky hair draft useless players.

You know why they signed Grossman? Because the all knowing Falcons front office traded Akeem Dent for TJ Yates in 2014, and Yates fucking sucks. Meanwhile Dent had 38 tackles in 15 games with a sack.

[01101010]

Since I'm moving to Florida, I've decided to take up my fandom in the Dolphins again. When I was a wee lad I had a full Dolphins uniform and loved Larry Czsonka and Mercury Morris.  I'm not old, YOU'RE old! Shut up!

Detroit Lions are still my #1 team and will be until the day I die; which the Lions keep advancing.

I mean, why not just take up Cleveland too if you're into lost causes in the NFL for the next decade?

 

[Tannhauser]

Are you happy now monkey?  You made the Cleveland fan sad.

[01101010]

http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/08/25/cleveland-browns-fans-nfl-loyalty

The Browns dominate conversations at any time of year, not unusual for the local team in an NFL city. But it’s a little different here. For five decades, those conversations have included the same talking points: We’ve been through so much heartbreak. There’s so much dysfunction. This city could really rally around a winner. We need a quarterback. Maybe we’re on the right track. Wait until next year.

And the broken record will continue until a goat has been sacrificed.

[Paelos]

Are you happy now monkey?  You made the Cleveland fan sad.

Impossible. Cleveland's normal state is sad.

[WayAbvPar]

Are you happy now monkey?  You made the Cleveland fan sad.

Yeah, pretty sure that ship sailed a few decades ago. Right around when Earnest Byner coughed up the ball at the goal line.

[01101010]

Are you happy now monkey?  You made the Cleveland fan sad.

Yeah, pretty sure that ship sailed a few decades ago. Right around when Earnest Byner coughed up the ball at the goal line.

Nope... Before that. Red Right 88.

I was 7 and have had football PTSD ever since. The Drive put another nail in the coffin, and the fumble buried it.

[Phildo]

Vick signed with the Steelers.

This is the worst.  Maybe they're trying to make Roethlisberger look like less of a scumbag in Vick's company?

[sickrubik]

Oh right. Mathis to the Broncos.

 

[WayAbvPar]

Vick signed with the Steelers.

This is the worst.  Maybe they're trying to make Roethlisberger look like less of a scumbag in Vick's company?

I like when teams consolidate shitheads for me to root against. Saves me a lot of time.

Russell Wilson thinks Recovery Water saved him from a concussion

It is just good science. The same good science that says the world is 6000 years old.

[Nevermore]

The secret is in the touch of 100% pure snake oil added to every bottle.

[Rasix]

Have his PR people told him yet that this shit really doesn't endear you to people anymore?

I'd love to cheer for the guy, and my son for some reason seems to have latched on to the Seahawks, but he just sounds like more of a lunatic every time he opens his mouth.

He's the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

[WayAbvPar]

Have his PR people told him yet that this shit really doesn't endear you to people anymore?

I'd love to cheer for the guy, and my son for some reason seems to have latched on to the Seahawks, but he just sounds like more of a lunatic every time he opens his mouth.

He's the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

That is a great comparison. I have enjoyed numerous Cruise movies despite my complete and utter loathing of Mr. Scientology himself. And Wilson is very fun to watch actually play football. Except when his assmunch OC makes him throw the ball at the goal line. BRB need to vomit again.

[Paelos]

Have his PR people told him yet that this shit really doesn't endear you to people anymore?

I'd love to cheer for the guy, and my son for some reason seems to have latched on to the Seahawks, but he just sounds like more of a lunatic every time he opens his mouth.

He's the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

I got on the train of hating him early.

[01101010]

Why Wilson is immune to the Tebow treatment is beyond me. Regardless of the Superbowl win...

[Sir T]

At a guess, Tebow is actually a fairly nice guy regardless of his abilities as a QB and therefore is a nice soft target. Wilson is an ass who knows whose ass to kiss and which media outlets to threaten, and the money boys tell people to shut up.

But then I am just an interested observer with no knowledge or skin in the game. 

[shiznitz]

Why Wilson is immune to the Tebow treatment is beyond me. Regardless of the Superbowl win...

He's black?  Just putting the obvious one out there. I am not advocating it as the reason.

[Rasix]

Tebow has problems throwing a spiral.  Outside of a single playoff win, he's done pretty much fuckall in the NFL. His team also traded away a ton of picks to move up and get him, as opposed to Wilson who was relative bargain.  He's also been pretty upfront with his Jesus-freakness from the very start.

He's an easier target.  He always has been.  Wilson just now feels comfortable throwing his lunacy in everyone's face now that he's a proven winner, and has gotten paid.  I mean, hell, without the insanity, Wilson is extremely well spoken and likeable.  He just really needs to drop the messiah complex and bang Ciara.

[Phildo]

My friend's jersey collection just hit twitter.

[HaemishM]

It's like a Star-Studded Roll Call of Failure.

[Shannow]

next purchase should be a outdoor fire pit.

 

[01101010]

Amateur.  

[Bunk]

Cousins named starter for the year in Washington. A guy with two career "wins" - one game he started, was yanked, and then the team came back and won it.

RG3 - how long until Saskatchewan comes calling?