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Topic: Jurassic World (Read 16063 times)
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Margalis
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Stupid movie that I still pretty much enjoyed (was 20 minutes too long and some of the plot threads were unnecessary).
This could be the review for almost every summer blockbuster of the past few years. it's weird to think that not too long ago popcorn movies were expected to come it and under 2 hours, and now it's the expectation that they'll be 2 hours minimum. It was a big deal when Aliens was over 2 hours.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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But Aliens deserved 2 hours so here we are.
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I have never played WoW.
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Pagz
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Posts: 490
I AM GOING TO WRESTLE THIS BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS!
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Why not cross it with an pterodactyl and give it wings? Or shoot acid like that tiny thing in JP1?
Because Pacific Rim already did that? And how cool were those? Super cool .
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I saw this twice and enjoyed it more the first time.
I'm researching those high-heels and will be selling them from a web store.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ironwood
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Just back.
What a dogshit movie. Utter waste of my time.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Bungee
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Just back.
What a dogshit movie. Utter waste of my time.
Just came back, too. Don't think I saw another 'big' (as in non-European) movie like that since Pacific Rim in a cinema. Loved both.
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Freedom is the raid target. -tazelbain
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murdoc
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Just back.
What a dogshit movie. Utter waste of my time.
Agreed - this was terrible.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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Malakili
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It was an ok action movie that in no way lived up to the original. It was serviceable up until the last 15-20 minutes, which were so bad that I actually had to stifle real laughter in the theater. That being said, it might be the second best movie in the series, Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 were both worse than this.
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Lakov_Sanite
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I had a TON of fun watching it but as each day passes I hate it a little bit more.
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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Lantyssa
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I focus on one thing: DINOSAURS.
If I try to consider anything else it'll annoy the fuck out of me. But the dinosaurs were awesome, so I'm okay with it.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Rasix
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Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
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This just popped up on HBO, so I finally watched it.
This was really dull. Not that I really cared about the franchise, but damn, what a wooden, cynical, low effort cash-grab this was.
Oh well, it's not like Into Darkness bad, but my son's Lego set was more interesting than the entirety of the film it was from.
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-Rasix
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TheWalrus
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But that's true with all Legos.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Rasix
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Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
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It had a dinosaur that only appeared as a hologram in the movie.
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-Rasix
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