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Phildo
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Reply #420 on: December 17, 2014, 03:55:04 PM

So the winner of the league I ran this year because my original league was too competitive is going to be some scrub I invited from f13 when I needed some warm bodies.  Is there a lesson in here somewhere?
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Reply #421 on: December 17, 2014, 04:13:54 PM

Always bet on black.

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Reply #422 on: December 18, 2014, 01:17:54 AM

Here comes the obligatory "what about the JV league?"  Because, where else can I go to finish in second place for the 18th consecutive year?


Just quoting myself from page 1 to point out that I am, yet again, in the championship and all but guaranteed to end up in Second Place.  Again.

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Reply #423 on: December 18, 2014, 01:21:23 AM

Well, at least you're not losing to me this time again.  awesome, for real

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Reply #424 on: December 18, 2014, 03:29:26 AM

Hey, I don't discriminate who I lose to in the final.  Everyone will eventually get their turn.  Except Haemish, I own that motherfucker  awesome, for real

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Reply #425 on: December 18, 2014, 07:39:13 AM

And Cutler's benching probably just fucked me over in my championship bid.  Alex Smith or Eli Manning this week?   Mob
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Reply #426 on: December 18, 2014, 08:44:21 AM

And Cutler's benching probably just fucked me over in my championship bid.  Alex Smith or Eli Manning this week?   Mob

I'm having to start Blake Bortles.

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Reply #427 on: December 18, 2014, 09:33:05 AM

Smith, I'd say, but I've been wrong before.

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Reply #428 on: December 18, 2014, 09:43:01 AM

Eli's going to get stuffed this week, and there's no way I'm touching Clausen, Manziel or RG III.

I do feel much more confident about starting the Lions D/ST this week, though!
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Reply #429 on: December 18, 2014, 11:26:50 AM

I can't find anyone available who is better than what I already have, but don't think of that comment as some stellar endorsement of my roster.  I'll be happy if everyone meets projections, of course, except Stedman Bailey who I really want to blow it up this week.

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Reply #430 on: December 18, 2014, 01:33:11 PM

So the winner of the league I ran this year because my original league was too competitive is going to be some scrub I invited from f13 when I needed some warm bodies.  Is there a lesson in here somewhere?


 Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

Actually Haem is predicted to beat me.
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Reply #431 on: December 18, 2014, 03:17:23 PM

If you're talking about Nachos & Beer, you have the wrong Gary.

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Reply #432 on: December 18, 2014, 03:40:48 PM

Kilt waiving has been banned in Nachos & Beer.  This year, at least.
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Reply #433 on: December 18, 2014, 03:42:33 PM

I don't know what that is, but sign me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBbu5jEkxKM

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Reply #434 on: December 21, 2014, 01:44:10 PM

Dear Drew Brees,

It is the Championship Game.  Please complete some passes, kthx.

Yours,

Cyrrex

P.S. To your OWN GUYS.  Thx again.

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Reply #435 on: December 21, 2014, 02:10:04 PM

Drew's fucking me. It's all over.

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Reply #436 on: December 21, 2014, 02:44:40 PM

Not looking good for me.  Rodgers isn't bringing out the points, among other people deciding to avoid touching the football today.

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Reply #437 on: December 21, 2014, 02:58:13 PM

Halfway through the third quarter, Brees has 1.4 points.  Eat a bag of dicks, Drew Brees.

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Reply #438 on: December 21, 2014, 03:53:11 PM

Halfway through the third quarter, Brees has 1.4 points.  Eat a bag of dicks, Drew Brees.

2 points. Fucking shit.

EDIT: 11 points, still. Fuck.
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Reply #439 on: December 22, 2014, 11:03:54 AM

I just need Demarius to get 32 points tonight and I'm the champ! why so serious?

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Reply #440 on: December 22, 2014, 11:04:25 AM

I need AJ Green to outscore Peyton Manning.

I'll see myself out.

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Reply #441 on: December 22, 2014, 11:32:47 AM

I need Julius Thomas, AJ Green and Jeremy Hill to combine for 40 points.  Not impossible, yeah?
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Reply #442 on: December 22, 2014, 11:50:42 AM

What an incredible week for Luck to Suck.  sad

beer geek.
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Reply #443 on: December 22, 2014, 11:52:44 AM

Yes, and my appreciation is endless.   awesome, for real

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Reply #444 on: December 22, 2014, 12:09:14 PM

What an incredible week for Brady Luck to Suck.  sad

Fuck you, Tom Brady.

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Reply #445 on: December 22, 2014, 12:53:13 PM

Should'be played Tannehil or Eli.  Or Kyle Orton, Teddy Bridgewater or Shaun Hill.  Or Charlie Whitehurst or Jimmy Clausen.

Brady, Luck, Rodgers, Brees and Stafford say "fuck you".
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Reply #446 on: December 22, 2014, 12:59:06 PM

I didn't think playing Blake Bortles was going to be better than Drew Brees. So there's that.

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Reply #447 on: December 22, 2014, 07:55:19 PM

Weeks 16 and 17 are always tough in fantasy. It is a nice time to have good RBs.

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Reply #448 on: December 22, 2014, 10:11:51 PM

Peyton's shitting the bed, but of course AJ Green is injured, thus fucking me harder. This week is pretty much Murphy's law of Fantasy.

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Reply #449 on: December 22, 2014, 11:21:31 PM

Popping champagne over here. Repeat Main League Champ.

Woo.




Lost my other two finals though.
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Reply #450 on: December 22, 2014, 11:21:34 PM

What an incredible week for Luck to Suck.  sad

I lost the championship in my league because of Luck.  Ironic, as he was the one that got me there.

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Reply #451 on: December 22, 2014, 11:48:49 PM

Oh, and then AJ Green getting zipped sealed the deal.

Congrats. Good season.

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Reply #452 on: December 22, 2014, 11:53:22 PM

Grats to the winners

It's been a weird season.





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Reply #453 on: December 23, 2014, 12:14:07 AM

AJ Green, whyyyyy?!?  At least I get Cutler back for the second half of my bizarre two-week finals.  Now down 20 points, I'm probably fucked.  Go Bears?
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Reply #454 on: December 23, 2014, 01:55:17 AM

Oh, and then AJ Green getting zipped sealed the deal.

Congrats. Good season.

You just had a lot of bad luck (Luck) this week.  What, you scored maybe half your average? 

I want to say that it makes my victory hollow, but it totally doesn't!  Fantasy Gods owed me this one.

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