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Yegolev
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Reply #385 on: November 26, 2014, 10:50:19 AM

Magically won this week, renamed team Broken Clock.  Can't get to playoffs but I can be a spoiler.

You and I are tied in the non-f13 Yahoo league, btw.  You'd win a tiebreaker at the moment and your matchup this week is easier, so I hate you.

I don't know a lot about football, but I do know that Miami plays the Jets twice.

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Reply #386 on: December 02, 2014, 08:31:26 AM

Well I squeaked into the playoffs after dropping two in row. It's all reset from here! Good luck gentlemen, except for Russell Wilson's War. He can suck a dick.

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Reply #387 on: December 02, 2014, 09:22:32 AM

I'm shocked I made it through after the worst auto-draft I've ever endured and Paelos' St. Louis defense inexplicably putting up 37 points to beat me this week.

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Reply #388 on: December 02, 2014, 09:47:49 AM

I'm in a three-way tie for the last two playoff spots, have the fewest points-for so I can't win a tie-breaker, and have the toughest matchup of the three of us.  I'm probably hosed in Phildo's Friends & Family League.  I hate you, Yegolev.

Flood, I'm not even mad since you're running away with it.  Even though you lost to a 1-11 team last week.
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Reply #389 on: December 02, 2014, 10:44:34 AM

I'm in a three-way tie for the last two playoff spots, have the fewest points-for so I can't win a tie-breaker, and have the toughest matchup of the three of us.  I'm probably hosed in Phildo's Friends & Family League.  I hate you, Yegolev.

Flood, I'm not even mad since you're running away with it.  Even though you lost to a 1-11 team last week.


Yeah, thank you for the invite to the league by the way, it's been fun.  And let's be clear - I lost to a 1-11 team that had an empty RB slot.  The fantasy gods are fickle.  Clawed my way back to 4th in JV league but I'm not confident about my first round chances against Good Morning Tebow.

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Reply #390 on: December 02, 2014, 10:54:06 AM

Two leagues. Both have Jimmy Graham. One I lost by 5 2.5 points, and would have secured a playoff spot.

In JV.... I've cruised to a first round bye. Can I make it two years in a row?
« Last Edit: December 02, 2014, 02:11:21 PM by sickrubik »

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Reply #391 on: December 02, 2014, 11:56:21 AM

Both JV and the main league I managed 3rd place. That's at least an upgrade from my usual mediocrity.

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Reply #392 on: December 02, 2014, 01:02:57 PM

Two leagues. Both have Jimmy Graham. One I lost by 5 2.5 points, and would have secured a playoff spot.

In JV.... I'm cruised to a first round bye. Can I make it two years in a row?


You are the bully of the JV league the past couple of years.

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Reply #393 on: December 02, 2014, 05:20:07 PM

Damn you team guybrush couldn't you just lay down and die so I could finally make the playoffs.  3rd highest point total and missed the playoffs by a game.  I hate this game.
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Reply #394 on: December 03, 2014, 12:26:20 AM

Two leagues. Both have Jimmy Graham. One I lost by 5 2.5 points, and would have secured a playoff spot.

In JV.... I'm cruised to a first round bye. Can I make it two years in a row?


You are the bully of the JV league the past couple of years.

His point total is crazy.  CRAZY.

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Reply #395 on: December 03, 2014, 10:31:20 AM

I don't know a lot about football, but I do know that Miami plays the Jets twice.

WHOOPS... also my opponent had the StLouis defense.  I had a not-bad week but he had a fantastic week.

This week on the gimp squad: Frank Gore vs Oakland or Fred Jackson vs Denver?  Most people seem to think Jackson, but Oakland sucks.

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Reply #396 on: December 03, 2014, 10:57:06 AM

Oakland does suck mightily but Carlos Hyde has been leeching Gore's carries and the SF offense is schizo - it doesn't know whether it wants to be a run-first, read-option or pass-happy bunch.

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Reply #397 on: December 03, 2014, 11:20:14 AM

Agree on Fred Jackson.  Gore is pretty much over.
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Reply #398 on: December 04, 2014, 12:26:25 PM

Damn you team guybrush couldn't you just lay down and die so I could finally make the playoffs.  3rd highest point total and missed the playoffs by a game.  I hate this game.



If it makes you feel any better, I lost in the JV league knocking me down to 7th and missing the playoffs.  I didn't check the injury reports and left a nice gooseegg on a WR spot.  Of course, his replacement would have gotten me just enough points to lose by .5.  awesome, for real

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Reply #399 on: December 04, 2014, 12:46:14 PM

Finished first place and got a bye.

Which is great because Roosters has 150+ more points than anyone else in the league.
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Reply #400 on: December 08, 2014, 11:06:59 AM

I need 1 point out of Randall Cobb/Eddie Lacey tonight to win my playoff game in the main league. I need 37 points from Aaron Rodgers, Eddie Lacey and Jordy Nelson plus whatever Matt Bryant makes tonight as well.

I think I got these. I realize that's tempting the football gods, but really, if Green Bay can't tattoo like 40 points on Atlanta AT LAMBEAU, this season is going down the shitter no matter how well my fantasy teams do.

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Reply #401 on: December 08, 2014, 11:25:14 AM

I think Atlanta is going to give the Packers more of a game than they think. It's just so easy on paper. So easy I think everyone is just betting on Atlanta rolling over and dying.

It just doesn't work that way all the time.

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Reply #402 on: December 08, 2014, 11:30:45 AM

I could do with a 6-TD game from Matt Ryan, so that would be nice.  I mean, just about everyone else in the league has one this year already.
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Reply #403 on: December 08, 2014, 11:35:49 AM

Every team has their own surprise shocker game in the year. Even teams like Oakland and Tampa.

Atlanta hasn't had theirs yet.

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Reply #404 on: December 08, 2014, 12:03:57 PM

I need 1 point out of Randall Cobb/Eddie Lacey tonight to win my playoff game in the main league.

Yeah, choosing Kaep screwed me again in that game.  They were playing Oakland, for god's sake, I thought for once he'd perform.   swamp poop

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Reply #405 on: December 08, 2014, 12:12:23 PM

SF looked so horrible I'm considering playing SD D/ST vs. them in week 16.

Been enjoying the biweek, I put in my scrubs and they're still putting up 110+.

What the hell happened to STL D/ST?  New waterboy or something.
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Reply #406 on: December 08, 2014, 12:21:24 PM

St. Louis is finally reaping the benefits of Jeff Fisher's coaching. They've been drafting a good bit of defensive talent and he's good on that side of the ball.

As for Kaepernick, he's just showing what his true ceiling is. San Francisco has stopped being a run first team but they have a mush-brained QB who should be running and scrambling more but isn't doing that either because they don't want to get him killed. Alex Smith would be doing better with this team.

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Reply #407 on: December 08, 2014, 01:18:12 PM

If STL didn't lose their starting QB right at the beginning they had a shot at getting into the playoffs. They need a new starter anyway. Better get drafting!

I'm shocking SF is sucking. SHOCKED I SAY.  why so serious?

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Reply #408 on: December 14, 2014, 01:19:09 PM

Fucking playoffs. I got too cute and sat players I shouldn't have in all my leagues.

Notably I sat Jeremy Hill due to split concerns, Fat Lacy due to injury concerns and started Johnny Football due to stupidity.
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Reply #409 on: December 14, 2014, 05:40:42 PM

Welp, looks like I picked the wrong week to shit the bed  Sad Panda

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Reply #410 on: December 15, 2014, 08:26:49 AM

I sat Hill in one league, too.  Fortunately, it didn't sink me since I had a slice of that Odell Beckham, Jr. magic as well.
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Reply #411 on: December 15, 2014, 08:51:11 AM

I sat Hill in one league, too.  Fortunately, it didn't sink me since I had a slice of that Odell Beckham, Jr. magic as well.

Heh. That's what ended up happening to me in my local league.  Started Manziel (2QB league) and sat Hill and Lacy for FJax and Joquie (PPR).  Still squeaked out a win because of KC D, ODB and the wonderful Dez.

As for the F13 League, I guess I'll see Haem in the finals :)
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Reply #412 on: December 15, 2014, 08:55:51 AM

Dez salvaged the 5th place game of my money league.  Small consolation for not actually getting a payout, but it's a four-sport league and I'm owning basketball and hockey right now so the bump will be nice come the finally tally next year.
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Reply #413 on: December 15, 2014, 11:31:26 AM

That was the absolute worst time in the world for Aaron Rodgers to piss down his leg. It affected not only his points but Jordy Nelson's as well and not even starting Philip Rivers would have saved me in the JV league. What a terrible set of matchups for my QB's during the playoffs - Buffalo at home and Denver. At least Cobb, Lacey and Brady had good games in the main league so I can go into the finals and luckily most of my good players in that league have favorable matchups (Brady gets the JETS!!! J-E-T-S JETS!!!!)

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Reply #414 on: December 15, 2014, 12:57:54 PM

Helluva a week for Rodgers to go TD-less. I got burned last year when Peyton did the same thing in the same week.

I am out of championship contention in both my leagues now.

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Reply #415 on: December 16, 2014, 11:09:14 AM

Woohoo, survived Cutler's attempt to sabotage my last surviving playoff team and made it to the finals!

I think in the last ten years, this is the first time I have a chance at winning a fantasy football league.
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Reply #416 on: December 16, 2014, 12:38:55 PM

Cutler also almost cost me in my other league, but I'm in the finals there too. If I win that one two years in a row, they may throw me out.

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Reply #417 on: December 16, 2014, 02:08:32 PM

Cutler also almost cost me in my other league, but I'm in the finals there too. If I win that one two years in a row, they may throw me out.

No we won't. Drax won 5 years in a row.

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Reply #418 on: December 16, 2014, 02:11:22 PM

Sweet, upsetting the previous champion!

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Reply #419 on: December 17, 2014, 12:24:04 PM

I think in the last ten years, this is the first time I have a chance at winning a fantasy football league.

Me too!

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