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Reply #1820 on: January 28, 2015, 03:16:11 PM

This is what I call accurate Super Bowl coverage.

I love the Onion.  

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112: Number of people who will be arrested Sunday night while wearing Tedy Bruschi jersey
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Reply #1821 on: January 28, 2015, 05:27:46 PM

So in 2006, Tom Brady and Peyton Manning lobbied for a rule change that allowed each team to supply their own footballs for use on offense.  Prior to that, the home team would supply all the balls used by each team.  This article is an interesting analysis of the dramatic change in the rate the Patriots fumbled since that rule was change.

This isn't an awful analysis, but how about Indianapolis and Denver, did they see matching benefits, since Peyton was also lobbying for this? Fumbles are such complex events I don't think trying to boil them down with this sort of simple, one-dimensional analysis really achieves anything useful. The point where they try to calculate a probability hinges on the assumption that fumble rates by team are normally distributed, which seems at best naive and over-simple, at worst completely and utterly wrong. Infrequent events like fumbles and interceptions tend to follow long-tailed distributions; talking about the average rate of fumbles or interceptions by a team or player is nonsensical. Dome teams should have been presented separately as a comparison group; but even more so the analysis should adjust by the number of dome games non-dome teams play on the road. Consider the Panthers or Bucs, they are guaranteed two dome road games a year (NO and ATL), likewise for the Bears and Packers (MIN and DET), whereas NE is guaranteed none. Furthermore it should present the statistics for home and away games, we have no way of assessing the differential that existed before 2007 with what the article presents. Given all this and the complex factors of player skill, variable weather, and differences in coaching; attempting to argue that this boils down to something as trivial as a rule change feels like a real stretch

As Chris Long points out in this article on Deflategate (it's a good read, go on), the Patriots have a tendency to obsess over details like turnovers in a way that other franchises don't. Perhaps they just drafted players with better hands, maybe they figured out better drills for their backs and recievers, maybe they got lucky.

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Let’s get down to it: this story isn’t as much about air pressure as it is about the cult of the New England Patriots. The Patriots are really good at two things: winning football games and not giving a shit what you think about them. This modus operandi has earned the Patriots an equal number of fans and haters.

Unfortunately the 538 article has only one decent point, that he asked the wrong question. The question should be "what is the probability we get at least one team out of the 23 outdoor teams this far away" and not "what is the probability this team is this far away:

The Deadspin article is actively bad, messing up the core epistemology in an article about the core epistemology(in at least 3-4 different ways) and then making broad worthless proclamations about it.

For the record, fumbles are normally distributed however you record them. If you record them as fumbles/play. They're a binomial distribution (which tends to normal for large n, which we have). If you record plays/fumble is the sum of a geometric distribution divided by the trials, which, since geometric distributions are well behaved(have well defined expectation and variance) also tends to normal via the CLT. So you can ignore all the "well its not normal" arguments right there. You can especially ignore "its not normal" arguments that test with the patriots data(I am looking at you fucking Tom Hayden) because outliers(I.E. data pulled from a different distribution) will fucking throw those tests off and turn the test, into essentially, a question of whether or not the outliers are outliers. Bitches don't even fucking know their CLT's.

Using a normal distribution there(if you did not put the NE data in the test) should not give you any qualms as these people suggest. Because we know the form of the event we are recording and we know that it approximates normal after a reasonable amount of trials. Granted the fit isn't as good for plays/fumbles because we have, effectively, far fewer "trials", but we are still talking about 100 fumbles(60/play 6000 plays) over a 5 year period good enough to be reasonably close(though its important to note that the fit gets worse as a teams fumbles/play gets worse since there are fewer total trials). And, importantly, since we know the form of the event we are recording and it can come in no other form not an excuse to discount the results.

Drew Huston(and others) ignore the central thesis in his test because he tests over the entire 2001 to 2014 range rather than the post 2007 range when the teams got a hold of the balls. And then he takes a whole bunch of teams which played in only comparatively few outdoor games (with no accounting for the weather in those games) and compares them to teams which play a lot of outdoor games as if the samples have the same variance. Which they do not. Which means that the pats very good score is still an anomaly.

Cris Long ignores the fact that Belicheck has obsessed over fumbles since forever, but only after the rule change which gave teams control of the footballs did they start to become an anomaly in turnover probability

Sharps analysis was imperfect, but it was far from as flawed as anyone thinks. And they could have simply calculated the probabilities that they wanted if they wanted to really check. But they didn't, and they didn't because when you run the numbers (as I have: though, even I, sigh, have an error which I am too lazy to correct) the results are not flattering to the Patriots. In that the probability that at least one team of 23 indoor would hit so well over a 5 year period(i used the latest since i was cribbing their data) is about 1.5%. These numbers should go down if i used the 2007 to 2014 data.

So yea, the pats ball handling is still a significant anomaly, and we can't attribute it to much aside from the fact that the pats have been deflating their footballs since well, every team does everything else. And the Pats are the only one with so ridiculous numbers when you look at the proper stats.

So Robert Kraft says that should the NFL's investigation of Tom Brady's balls not find any evidence of wrongdoing on the part of the Patriots' organization (it won't - and isn't it convenient how the report won't even be concluded until after the Super Bowl), the NFL should issue an apology to Belicheck and Brady.

I got two words for Robert Kraft and they start with the letters Fuck You.

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Reply #1822 on: January 28, 2015, 07:18:16 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

Key and Peele's latest. Same basic joke as the last two, but I like how they keep adding stuff to keep it fresh.

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Reply #1823 on: January 28, 2015, 07:31:52 PM

Good ole A.A. Ron.

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Reply #1824 on: January 28, 2015, 08:05:43 PM

Good ole A.A. Ron.

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Reply #1825 on: January 29, 2015, 04:21:43 AM

I look at Rodgers and just want to hate him for being a douche because he looks like one.... but then he goes and does shit like this so I can't.  awesome, for real

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Reply #1826 on: January 29, 2015, 06:17:29 AM

Needs more Barkevious Mingo  awesome, for real

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Reply #1827 on: January 29, 2015, 07:28:08 AM

I was hoping, thats what Stewie named his Barbarian in our current 5th edition game.

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Reply #1828 on: January 29, 2015, 08:40:39 AM

Move over Deflategate the new scandal is ALARMGHAZI

Apparently someone keeps setting off the fire alarm in the Patriot's Hotel at night. Twice now in the last three days...

If that's deliberate that's some pretty scummy shit.

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Reply #1829 on: January 29, 2015, 08:45:04 AM

It's deliberate. I've heard stories of players getting phone calls at all hours of the night leading up to games in addition to the fire alarm thing.
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Reply #1830 on: January 29, 2015, 08:46:40 AM

You can usually solve the phone problem easily.

The fire alarm is a different story. That's just absurd.

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Reply #1831 on: January 29, 2015, 12:55:15 PM


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Reply #1832 on: January 29, 2015, 02:22:06 PM


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Reply #1833 on: January 29, 2015, 02:29:37 PM

You can usually solve the phone problem easily.

The fire alarm is a different story. That's just absurd.

And if you've experienced it you'll know there is no louder sound on this planet than a hotel fire alarm.

It's even better when it goes off at about 2am..

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Reply #1834 on: January 29, 2015, 03:52:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8

Key and Peele's latest. Same basic joke as the last two, but I like how they keep adding stuff to keep it fresh.

This skit is the only thing I take seriously about football every year.
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Reply #1835 on: January 30, 2015, 06:26:15 AM

http://deadspin.com/marshawn-lynch-and-gronk-got-together-to-play-some-vide-1682724850

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Reply #1836 on: February 01, 2015, 03:10:27 PM

Gah so nervous. Leaving in 2 minutes for the party. Last sober post of the season!

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Reply #1837 on: February 01, 2015, 05:19:06 PM

The ball must have too much air, Brady couldn't keep his grip  why so serious?

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Reply #1838 on: February 01, 2015, 07:38:29 PM

Looks like they'll pull it off in the last 2 mins. Figured that was going to be the case.  It's an unjust world and cheaters always prosper. 

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Reply #1839 on: February 01, 2015, 07:43:41 PM

It's not over yet.
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Reply #1840 on: February 01, 2015, 07:51:39 PM

For some reason our pass coverage was garbage this game. Good game either way.

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Reply #1841 on: February 01, 2015, 07:53:20 PM

Dat catch. awesome, for real
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Reply #1842 on: February 01, 2015, 07:53:30 PM

Someone take away Way's belt and shoelaces.

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Reply #1843 on: February 01, 2015, 07:54:09 PM

2nd and goal let's go for a pass.

I dun goofed.

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Reply #1844 on: February 01, 2015, 07:54:15 PM

Why would you not give it to Lynch?HuhDRILLING AND WOMANLINESS

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Reply #1845 on: February 01, 2015, 07:56:16 PM

It all comes down to Wilson making a dumb play. GO HOME SEATTLE. God it feels dirty rooting for the Patriots.
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Reply #1846 on: February 01, 2015, 07:56:39 PM

I'll never forgive you Seattle for giving this game to the Pats.  Why call that play when you have Lynch?  Just stupid, really stupid play calling after the absolute heroics of the team.

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Reply #1847 on: February 01, 2015, 07:57:48 PM

I'm not a football guy and even I said, "why the fuck did they try and pass."

And now the superbowl ends in a giant brawl.

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Reply #1848 on: February 01, 2015, 07:58:52 PM

Seattle being a bunch of babies.  Now I'm glad they lost.
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Reply #1849 on: February 01, 2015, 07:59:35 PM

Way to finish with class Seattle.   

But omg that play call.  Hahahahahahahahahahahahshsh

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Reply #1850 on: February 01, 2015, 08:03:21 PM

Jesus Christ. Pats fans are going to be insufferable for fucking ever.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #1851 on: February 01, 2015, 08:04:22 PM

I'd hate to be Pete Carroll for the next week month year decade.

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Reply #1852 on: February 01, 2015, 08:05:58 PM

I just don't get it, 2nd and goal from the 1 and you pass? When you have the best running back in the game and a QB who had more rush yards than the leading rushers on two thirds of the league.

The worst play call in history after one of the most amazing "WTF" catches ever. You let Lynch run that ball in and that catch goes down in history as another immaculate reception.

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Reply #1853 on: February 01, 2015, 08:06:47 PM

Who calls the offensive plays for Seattle?  Because they got some 'splaining to do!

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Reply #1854 on: February 01, 2015, 08:08:51 PM

Jesus Christ. Pats fans are going to be insufferable for fucking ever.

They aren't already?  New England sports fans in general have always been whiny bitches.  BRADY TEH BEST EVAH!!!
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