Rasix
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It's really creepy whenever a tech guy stays "magic".
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Fabricated
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is Swery65 Suda51's younger retarded brother?
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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in all seriousness
I'm excited about some of these games, but like - Microsoft is absolutely incapable of making me believe they can give me a reason to buy an X1.
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Rasix
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PAHSHUN.
Who lets these guys on stage?
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schild
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Is that the first black guy in the history of Microsoft press events? Because if so, bravo to them.
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jakonovski
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Cineckt smartglass! I'm already on my way to preorder!
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schild
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TECH DEMOS AS GAMES HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
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Ard
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Yeah, this was interesting when modnation did it last year for the Vita.
edit: yeah, sorry, sarcasm doesn't translate well, it wasn't interesting then either.
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schild
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Every generation someone tries to make "making games" fun.
Never gonna work no matter how cool it looks.
Ever.
So, let's just stop.
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luckton
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I have no video feed at work. Serek Dmart is on the stage?  |
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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Rasix
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Is that the first black guy in the history of Microsoft press events? Because if so, bravo to them.
Dorkiest black guy in history.
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schild
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LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT LITTLE BIG PLANET IN 2013
OH WAIT
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lol 3 days later
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schild
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12 year old me wants to love this
31 year old me knows this is a total piece of shit
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schild
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dorkiest indeed
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This actually looks decent. Still not buying an Xbone.
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Margalis
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If someone told me the XBone was launching in fall 2014 I'd believe it. Most of these games either have CG trailers or "in game" CG shit as the only thing they can show.
Wtf is this? "Spark, make me a game! Good job spark!" This is a...make your own tower defense game out of giant prefab components?
Oh, this is a windows game. Now this smartglass shit makes sense.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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schild
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This actually looks decent. Still not buying an Xbone.
No, it doesn't. It looks like shit. I promise. |
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Fabricated
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I like the constant framerate drops on the awesome power of the XBONE
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Rasix
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  |
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Margalis
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Smartglass / Kinect segment, yay.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Ard
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IT'S HER FAVORITE FEATURE GUISE, GURLS DO PLAY GAMES.
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schild
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there is absolutely no way human beings outside of microsoft were asked for honest opinions of this stupid shit
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schild
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schild
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THIS IS GONNA GET INTERESTING
FOR REAL
NOPE
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schild
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I love press conference trash talk
it's always the best
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Ard
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Man, they aren't even pretending to play the game well.
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Rasix
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ohhhh.. a rape joke
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schild
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I want to hear a racial slur right now.
Only then will I buy an Xbox One.
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Fabricated
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When does this stop being sad
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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Oh man that triangle. I thought they were going to launch the next portion of Advent Rising.
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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So that is what Urkelis doing now...
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Fabricated
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Ahahah they totally slapped this shit in due to the PS4's share ability which no one cares about
ALSO CLOUD DRINK
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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schild
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but nope, it's the upload logo
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jakonovski
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ohhhh.. a rape joke
Oh god I thought it was just me... |
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schild
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EPIC SKILL
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