GET YER E3 BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE

[Velorath]

I'll leave it to schild to make the actual E3 thread, but figured I'd put this up so people know in advance when all the press conferences are going on. These are all on Monday, and all times listed are in PT.

Microsoft: 9:30am
EA: 1pm
Ubisoft: 3pm
Sony: 6pm

Nintendo isn't doing an actual press conference, but they will be doing some sort of presentation at 7am on Tuesday.

Twitch.tv has a schedule available for the livestreams they'll be doing through the week:


Spike/GT have the following events lined up:


Gamespot has their schedule here.

I'll try to add anything else of note later as well as maybe some livestream links for the press conferences if I get a chance.

[MrHat]

This is the Nintendo Tuesday Stream I got in my email.

Will there be other first party streams for the other stuff or to Twitch I go?

[Yoru]

7 AM on Tuesday is basically "we don't want anyone to show up".

[Goreschach]

Ready your image macros.

[Velorath]

7 AM on Tuesday is basically "we don't want anyone to show up".

They've got some fucked up confusing scheduling involving a bunch of shit throughout the day, but it's Nintendo so it wasn't really worth figuring out beyond the 7am thing that seems to be their main event.

[Margalis]

7 AM on Tuesday is basically "we don't want anyone to show up".

ND is always at 6 or 7 AM because it plays simultaneously in all regions.

[MrHat]

http://www.e3insider.com/press-conferences/

[Velorath]

And it begins...

[schild]

Oh an E3 thread. Let's dump everything in here. Changing the title.

Right now: MGS is Grand Theft Snake.

[Goreschach]

Not entirely sure this MGS demo isn't actually a joke.

[schild]

It's either going to be the actual worst game ever or super awesome, there's no middle ground here.

[schild]

The realistic passing of time is one of the dumbest things games have tried to do.

[Ard]

This is seriously the worst trailer I've seen for a AAA game ever.

[schild]

Japan has absolutely no idea how to design an actual open world game, so this is precisely the sort of trailer I'd expect. But like, why the fuck does this game exist? What happened to the awesome hospital thing that was going on?

[Velorath]

In true Kojima fashion this looks like 20 minutes of story for every minute of gameplay.

[Ard]

Don't get me wrong, I'm watching this to see the train wreck live, so this is meeting all my expectations.

[schild]

I want this game:

[schild]

What I was just shown could LITERALLY not be further than what was teased earlier.

[schild]

omg the hippest guy in game design next to Don. I hope he calls him a "square."

[Ard]

Wow, really, you had to prompt for clapping?

[schild]

well yea

lets clap

fuckit
why not

[Goreschach]

Does anyone actually see any clapping going on in the audience?

[schild]

 Like. aren't we at the point where Microsoft should've just thrown Notch infinity dollars so he would just port Minecraft?

[schild]

What's this tank shit?

[schild]

the actual worst trailer ever

just made mgs 5 look good

[schild]

i hope it's called

"TANK"

[schild]

god that was awful

[Goreschach]

What's this tank shit?

It's basically a ripoff of that tank shooting game I can't remember the name of.







Scorched earth, I think.

[Velorath]

World of Tanks. They emphasized that it was a game that had never been on a console before.

[schild]

who plays this shit?

[schild]

Also, Scorched Earth was awesome. This was not awesome.

[schild]

Is this exciting? I mean, really? World of Tanks? Team Fortress Army Nerd?

[Velorath]

who plays this shit?

Uh...

[Ard]

Yeah, I don't get this either.  It's like they're trying to pull in non-fps players, by bringing in a game that's basically an fps...

[schild]

I know we have a large thread about it.

Doesn't make it right.