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Abelian75
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Reply #105 on: June 10, 2013, 10:08:40 AM

This is the end of AI.  Now let me tell you about our new AI.
Margalis
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Reply #106 on: June 10, 2013, 10:08:45 AM

I used to love Killer Instinct. But the reality is that it was never a good game, and the new one didn't even look good graphically. Could easily have passed for a 360 game.

Ryse - a "better with Kinect" QTE-fest. "Capture the tower", "advance to the tower", "capture the tower", "let's get that tower", "advance to the tower", "capture the tower"...we get it...you need to get to the tower.

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
Rasix
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Reply #107 on: June 10, 2013, 10:08:50 AM

drivatar

 Facepalm

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Reply #108 on: June 10, 2013, 10:08:56 AM

I kind of want to play Forza now because every single car is going to drive like total shit
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Reply #109 on: June 10, 2013, 10:08:59 AM

CLOUD PROCESSING!!!!!

A DRIVEATAR!!!!!

STOP SAYING DRIVEATAR!

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Reply #110 on: June 10, 2013, 10:09:04 AM

"They don't drive like AI, they drive like people". Seriously? This is hilarious.

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Reply #111 on: June 10, 2013, 10:10:15 AM

I wonder how many accidents will be on the Asian servers for Forza.

Velorath
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Reply #112 on: June 10, 2013, 10:10:19 AM

Driveatar might be the dumbest thing I've heard from one of these press conferences and he won't stop saying it.
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Reply #113 on: June 10, 2013, 10:10:37 AM

All I can think of is if they really play like players, none of the cars are ever going to be on the road.  I'm terrible at these games.
Margalis
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Reply #114 on: June 10, 2013, 10:11:11 AM

This is the end of AI.  Now let me tell you about our new AI.

Hey they gave it a spiffy new name! It's not AI, it's a "drivatar."

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
Ard
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Reply #115 on: June 10, 2013, 10:11:34 AM

How has douche supreme not been completely drummed out of the industry?
HaemishM
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Reply #116 on: June 10, 2013, 10:11:37 AM

You can play with your friends when they aren't playing! And their not playing counts as their playing for the purposes of earning fake currency!

I don't even have to play the game to play the game. I wonder how much that costs.

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Reply #117 on: June 10, 2013, 10:11:43 AM

Phil Harrison can't even make himself sound excited.
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Reply #118 on: June 10, 2013, 10:12:00 AM

I'm glad I'm not playing an XBone drinking game, since I'd be shitfaced from drinking during mentions of "cloud" from the Forza reveal alone.
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Reply #119 on: June 10, 2013, 10:12:35 AM

that jacket is gross

e3 fashion show rite here
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Reply #120 on: June 10, 2013, 10:12:39 AM

Look at his eyes. He looks dead inside.
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Reply #121 on: June 10, 2013, 10:12:42 AM

Indie games have made a BILLION dollars on the Xbox.

Ok, take Minecraft out of that number.

 why so serious?

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Reply #122 on: June 10, 2013, 10:12:54 AM

Minecraft, lol

"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Reply #123 on: June 10, 2013, 10:13:09 AM

oh

there's minecraft
jakonovski
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Reply #124 on: June 10, 2013, 10:13:20 AM

Mineshark!
Margalis
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Reply #125 on: June 10, 2013, 10:13:38 AM

Sweet you can rebuy Minecraft! Is this one the 15 exclusives? lol

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #126 on: June 10, 2013, 10:13:41 AM

I can play Minecraft on my goddamn phone. Why would I need a Bone?

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Reply #127 on: June 10, 2013, 10:13:48 AM

BIGGER WORLDS

MORE MINECRAFT

people need bigger worlds?

could we miss the point harder?
jakonovski
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Reply #128 on: June 10, 2013, 10:14:22 AM

ohgoditsafinnishdudecantstandtheaccent
Ard
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Reply #129 on: June 10, 2013, 10:14:28 AM

You know what, as bad as Phil's outfit was, at least he's not going with heroin junkie like this guy is.
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Reply #130 on: June 10, 2013, 10:14:39 AM

waching da show

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Abelian75
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Reply #131 on: June 10, 2013, 10:14:52 AM

Oh shit it's TV time again!  They held off as long as they could!
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Reply #132 on: June 10, 2013, 10:15:18 AM

i could not care less about remedy at this point

max payne was a billion years ago fuck youuuuuuu
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Reply #133 on: June 10, 2013, 10:15:46 AM

beyond two souls has paul giamatti

top that, nerds
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Reply #134 on: June 10, 2013, 10:16:17 AM

wow this looks like shit
Margalis
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Reply #135 on: June 10, 2013, 10:16:27 AM

I want bad tv shows in my games. You read my mind.

Edit: Oh, even the game is a bad tv show.

vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Reply #136 on: June 10, 2013, 10:16:42 AM

the first game to be exclusive to the oxygen network
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Reply #137 on: June 10, 2013, 10:16:44 AM

I'm the uncanny valley!

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Reply #138 on: June 10, 2013, 10:17:21 AM

is Swery65 Suda51's younger retarded brother?
Ard
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Reply #139 on: June 10, 2013, 10:17:55 AM

He's the guy that made Deadly Premonition, and I'm not going to bag on that one until I see it.
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