The Best Word Evar

[Chimpy]

I like words.

[Pennilenko]

My favorite word in between everyday words and twatty mouth words is denigrate.


P.S. I want permission to submit the phrase twatty mouth to the makers of strident gum in the hopes that it would make their advertising campaign because that would be awesome.

[Murgos]

The best word ever is Caesar.

Why is that?  Well, you know how Italians call each other by nicknames?  Like, Fat Tony or Vinnie the greek or whatever?  Well, it comes from the Romans.  Almost everyone got an, often ironic, nickname to differentiate so many using the same family names.  For example, Pompey Magnus, or Pompey the Great was called that because he was so full of himself that the other soldiers would roll their eyes when he walked by and say, "There goes Pompey the great" that he later turned out to live up to the moniker was just happy accident.  The point was, he was a self-inflated asshole and now history knows him forever that way.

Well, Julius Caesar was prematurely bald and his family name can be interpreted as 'having a full head of hair" that is caesaries.  So, in one of those Roman pun nicknames Caesar undoubtedly was called 'hairy Julius' and people have been, in a way, calling kings and emperors (Tzar, Kaiser, etc...) 'hairy' for 2 millennium.

[Signe]

Vinnie the Greek was Italian?   

And Caesar should have been proud.  Everyone knows bald assholes are much more attractive than hairy assholes!  And an inflated asshole is just a hemorrhoid. 

[Furiously]

I'm shocked fuck didn't win. It's the most useful word in the English language.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN5eYFH8HZ8 NSFW

[Miasma]

How could "faggot" not have placed in the finals?  Bullshit man.

[Cyrrex]

Probably because it offends too many people to win such a competition.  I'm not being a butt-hurt twatty mouth, I really think that is the reason.

Also, I know I shouldn't, but I still love the word retard.

[Signe]

oooo.  Butt-hurt twatty mouth!  I wrote that one down for later!

[IainC]

My goto swear for people who irritate me is shitwhistling cumweasel.

[Signe]

Butt-hurtin twatty mouth shit-whistlin cumweasel is a much better insult than Goddam mutherfuckin goat-ropin somnabitch, which I learned to say in Texas when I was 13.  Dad thought it was a riot.  Mom grounded me for the rest of my life.

[Sky]

You've got to have some love for using niggardly properly in a modern conversation.

And then there's words that sound dirty but aren't, like pussywillow. Or pussyfoot. "He got the pussyfoot!" /carlin

[ghost]

Randomly Awesome Words

Snollygoster is pretty awesome.

I also am fond of the word hasp.

[Sheepherder]

Why is that?  Well, you know how Italians call each other by nicknames?  Like, Fat Tony or Vinnie the greek or whatever?  Well, it comes from the Romans.  Almost everyone got an, often ironic, nickname to differentiate so many using the same family names.

Caligula.  "Little boots."

For Haemish: brickbat, chucklehead (or fuck, if you prefer).

[Viin]

Titillate. I win.

[Tale]

Just saw a good made-up word.

Askhole (n)- a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you say.

[Selby]

Askhole (n)- a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you say.

That shit is real, I don't care if someone thinks it's made up.

[Evildrider]

Crumpocolypse.   

[Bzalthek]

I dunno.  Ever since Deadwood I've always been partial to "cocksucker"

[Furiously]

Crumpocolypse.   

Best...tea party....ever.