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Topic: The Best Word Evar (Read 9738 times)
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Chimpy
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I like words.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Pennilenko
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My favorite word in between everyday words and twatty mouth words is denigrate.
P.S. I want permission to submit the phrase twatty mouth to the makers of strident gum in the hopes that it would make their advertising campaign because that would be awesome.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Murgos
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The best word ever is Caesar.
Why is that? Well, you know how Italians call each other by nicknames? Like, Fat Tony or Vinnie the greek or whatever? Well, it comes from the Romans. Almost everyone got an, often ironic, nickname to differentiate so many using the same family names. For example, Pompey Magnus, or Pompey the Great was called that because he was so full of himself that the other soldiers would roll their eyes when he walked by and say, "There goes Pompey the great" that he later turned out to live up to the moniker was just happy accident. The point was, he was a self-inflated asshole and now history knows him forever that way.
Well, Julius Caesar was prematurely bald and his family name can be interpreted as 'having a full head of hair" that is caesaries. So, in one of those Roman pun nicknames Caesar undoubtedly was called 'hairy Julius' and people have been, in a way, calling kings and emperors (Tzar, Kaiser, etc...) 'hairy' for 2 millennium.
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"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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Signe
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Muse.
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Vinnie the Greek was Italian? And Caesar should have been proud. Everyone knows bald assholes are much more attractive than hairy assholes! And an inflated asshole is just a hemorrhoid.
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Miasma
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Stopgap Measure
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How could "faggot" not have placed in the finals? Bullshit man.
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Cyrrex
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Probably because it offends too many people to win such a competition. I'm not being a butt-hurt twatty mouth, I really think that is the reason.
Also, I know I shouldn't, but I still love the word retard.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Signe
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oooo. Butt-hurt twatty mouth! I wrote that one down for later!
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IainC
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My goto swear for people who irritate me is shitwhistling cumweasel.
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Signe
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Butt-hurtin twatty mouth shit-whistlin cumweasel is a much better insult than Goddam mutherfuckin goat-ropin somnabitch, which I learned to say in Texas when I was 13. Dad thought it was a riot. Mom grounded me for the rest of my life.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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You've got to have some love for using niggardly properly in a modern conversation.
And then there's words that sound dirty but aren't, like pussywillow. Or pussyfoot. "He got the pussyfoot!" /carlin
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Sheepherder
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Why is that? Well, you know how Italians call each other by nicknames? Like, Fat Tony or Vinnie the greek or whatever? Well, it comes from the Romans. Almost everyone got an, often ironic, nickname to differentiate so many using the same family names. Caligula. "Little boots." For Haemish: brickbat, chucklehead (or fuck, if you prefer).
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« Last Edit: September 22, 2012, 08:23:20 PM by Sheepherder »
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Viin
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Titillate. I win.
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- Viin
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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Just saw a good made-up word.
Askhole (n)- a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you say.
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Selby
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Askhole (n)- a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you say.
That shit is real, I don't care if someone thinks it's made up.
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Evildrider
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Crumpocolypse.
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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I dunno. Ever since Deadwood I've always been partial to "cocksucker"
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Furiously
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Crumpocolypse. Best...tea party....ever.
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