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Reply #4060 on: February 28, 2021, 07:20:51 AM

so here's a spontaneous followup: I played this game pretty thoroughly, inside and out, for the better part of a month....

And yet, you don't seem to have time to do YOUR ONE JOB.

We need our review of Cuck, sir.

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Reply #4061 on: February 28, 2021, 07:27:03 AM

That ship duplication thing has been going on for over a year. I can find reddit threads going back that far on a simple search.

And do you have 23 dollah to spare for your next space vehicle?


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Reply #4062 on: February 28, 2021, 07:52:11 AM

Actually the Reddit thread on the Dev who proudly announced it is worth a look, as there is some quality Snark there as they step around calling it a useless piece of junk.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/lslkvl/new_vehicle_coming_to_pledge_store/

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Personally not a fan of the frontal struts. Completely blocks passenger forward and rear view. That said, I do like the minimalist design that maximizes on cargo space. I believe this cart likely pushes above its weight class.

smatchimo

While the struts may be of an annoyance to the pilot, the main deck of the vehicle provides an unencumbered view of the surrounding vistas.

no80s

Too bad it seems like a glass canon.

I heard the new SDF shield tech can be applied to things other than ships. Maybe it’ll be like a bicycle dynamo where the trolly shields get charged as long as your pushing it fast.

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Have to balance defense with having a heart attack. Very emergent gameplay

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Reply #4063 on: March 01, 2021, 06:49:17 AM

$22 for a fucking space cart?

I spend weeks debating whether I should buy an entire game for less.

Anyway, I guess someone liked Death Stranding?
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Reply #4064 on: March 01, 2021, 07:16:25 AM

"I believe this cart likely pushes above its weight class"

That is one of the most absurd sentences I have ever read. 

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Reply #4065 on: March 01, 2021, 10:55:12 AM

"I believe this cart likely pushes above its weight class"

That is one of the most absurd sentences I have ever read. 

This is precisely where I closed the window because Poe's Law kicked in.
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Reply #4066 on: March 01, 2021, 11:04:40 AM

I’m pretty sure that’s a parody of actual ship “reviews”.
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Reply #4067 on: March 01, 2021, 11:46:38 AM

At this point, who can tell?

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Reply #4068 on: March 01, 2021, 01:06:50 PM

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Reply #4069 on: March 01, 2021, 03:27:17 PM

You don't get to make 'jokes' about rinsing your fanbase for useless shit that they are never going to use when your entire business model is rinsing your fanbase for useless shit that they are never going to use.

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Reply #4070 on: March 01, 2021, 03:30:33 PM

It's a forum post by a player not RSI.
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Reply #4071 on: March 12, 2021, 08:57:04 AM

It's the last line on Sir Ts image above. That you have to do a character reset to fix ship duplication issues. Which implies the existence of a dupe.

Also none of you need details, who gives a shit, there's no game it's just a con.

My ships duplicated like crazy. One ship that I rented during the "rent and try anything for free" event lasted in my inventory for months as a duplicate permanent ownership.  Could edit it and everything
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Reply #4072 on: March 12, 2021, 02:48:56 PM

They were just trying to trick you--they were going to come by and charge you US dollars for the months of your "unauthorized rental".
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Reply #4073 on: March 13, 2021, 04:48:08 AM

350 MEEEELION DOLLAHS in funding passed. Whatever else you can say about Chris Roberts, e.g. that he is a dogshit Project lead, he really knows how to make people open their wallets.



*edit* That's an average pledge of $115.25
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Reply #4074 on: March 15, 2021, 09:34:40 AM

2020, which was their tenth year of failing to deliver a spaceship game, was their best funding year yet.


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Reply #4075 on: March 16, 2021, 05:54:05 AM

Not sure if I like Musk or Roberts less.

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Reply #4076 on: March 16, 2021, 06:33:31 AM

Seriously? Musk has at least contributed to actual innovative space technology, built actual space vehicles and they've been used for actual missions.

Roberts is a grifter.
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Reply #4077 on: March 16, 2021, 08:17:49 AM

musk is also a grifter but he also did those other things

or at least employed people who did the other things
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Reply #4078 on: March 16, 2021, 09:11:32 AM

musk is also a grifter but he also did those other things

or at least employed people who did the other things
Yeah dude, at some point you gotta be pragmatic about stuff. Most people are horrible, the best we can hope for is that they do something to better society, technology, or something. I call it the Clinton Blowjob Rule (all politicians should have easy access to legal prostitution imo, it's such a lazy 'scandal' compared to, you know, the last 4 years of actual damaging horseshit)

Anyway. Maybe Chris needs a blowjob.
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Reply #4079 on: March 17, 2021, 12:08:01 AM

2020, which was their tenth year of failing to deliver a spaceship game, was their best funding year yet.

Perhaps players' vain hope of funding it to completion, to play it in lockdown.

P.S. I initially mistyped players as payers.
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Reply #4080 on: March 17, 2021, 07:24:10 AM

A grifter who knows how hard it is for people to accept sunk costs is a successful grifter. "Just one more installment! We're almost there!"
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Reply #4081 on: March 18, 2021, 02:22:38 PM

P.S. I initially mistyped players as payers.

P.P.S. You got it right the first time.  why so serious?

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Reply #4082 on: March 18, 2021, 07:58:10 PM

Musk? Roberts? Gonna go with mutant nanoweinerbrain curt schilling who just had a giant snitty man-tanty and declared that we bostonians have just been HORRIBLE to him so they're moving away
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Reply #4083 on: March 18, 2021, 08:30:58 PM

Musk? Roberts? Gonna go with mutant nanoweinerbrain curt schilling who just had a giant snitty man-tanty and declared that we bostonians have just been HORRIBLE to him so they're moving away

Obviously not a Bostonian, but on behalf of Boston, he can get fucked.

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Reply #4084 on: March 24, 2021, 08:15:43 PM

We need our review of Cuck, sir.

Star citizen is too boring, guess I have to
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Reply #4085 on: May 01, 2021, 10:52:56 PM

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Reply #4086 on: May 02, 2021, 07:08:30 PM

It's like Elite only it's not a galaxy full of stars, it's a solar system full of undiscovered bugs. Maybe you will be the one to find a new one!
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Reply #4087 on: May 18, 2021, 01:15:34 AM

Sounds promising. Website is a bit bugged though :P

I open the site in Opera, and I get a countdown with an "enter access code" message. I am, however, unable to actually click on the text-entry field and enter the code.
I open the site in IE 8 (oh, hush) and I never see the countdown, but instead skip directly to a welcome letter and an enlist button :P

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Reply #4088 on: May 18, 2021, 07:44:59 PM

* Jacques Cousteau voice *

$300 million later...

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Reply #4089 on: September 10, 2021, 02:46:09 AM

The next big gameplay addition is coming to Star Citizen: Making injury and death a bigger pain in the ass to deal with! Can't wait to see videos of people getting crippled when bugs cause them to randomly get injured when getting out of their ship or something. Experience all the fun of slowly limping, having more limitations of where to respawn when you die, dropping the gear you have on you when you die, or hoping one of the 49 other people on the server at the time feels like flying for 15 minutes somewhere to give you a rez.

Also they're doing the thing again where they talk about how they're adjusting development so features will be more fully implemented when they're put in the game which I believe is at least the 3rd time they've made claims like that.
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Reply #4090 on: September 10, 2021, 02:48:53 AM

Also worth noting that tomorrow is the 9 year anniversary of the start of this thread.
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Reply #4091 on: September 10, 2021, 08:50:55 AM

This is like waiting for your investments in the Iraqi Dinar and Vienamese Dong to make you rich, but just in case you also bought Zimbabwean Dollars to cover yourself.
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Reply #4092 on: September 10, 2021, 10:53:57 AM

Also worth noting that tomorrow is the 9 year anniversary of the start of this thread.

That is fucking crazy.  Even if this game suddenly came out and was technically perfect, it would be out-of-date and uninteresting.

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Reply #4093 on: September 10, 2021, 11:38:54 AM

Incredible this has continued for so long. I wonder how the employees who have been there from the start think and feel about the tripe they have been on.
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Reply #4094 on: September 10, 2021, 01:28:27 PM

i bet they are thrilled about having employment for another 5 years since there is no immediate risk of being kicked out when the game releases.

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