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Topic: 2012/2013 F13 Fantasy Football (Read 59652 times)
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HaemishM
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Posts: 42629
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Holy God, my FF team in the main league was fucking awful this week. Eli gets 2.25 points. It's not like I could have done anything to help it. My goddamn bench only had .97 points total (lots of byes).
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sickrubik
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My JV team shit the bed as well. :/
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beer geek.
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Paelos
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I'm getting close to a .500 record baby! Almost there!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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sickrubik
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I flipped Doug Martin for Roddy White and Eli Manning in one league, and hoping to flip Eli to another team with a few other players for Arian Foster and Rob Gronkowski.
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beer geek.
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MuffinMan
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I don't have Eli Manning in this league but in another. On behalf of Haem, I would like to complain about him.
Fuck.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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MrHat
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Posts: 7432
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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On a brighter note: who started the Broncos D?
This guy!
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Paelos
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Me too. I'm also going to destroy Haemish as a result of Eli shitting the bed.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Zetleft
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I'm all settled into my nice spot in the basement for the year. Out of my 4 leagues this is the only one I won't be in the playoff hunt in. Hopefully I can play spoiler though and keep someone else out to share my misery  |
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murdoc
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UGH - I hate leaving in a player I KNOW is going to be out. Not sure if i would have been able to pull out this week if I had moved McFadden to the bench like I managed to remember to do in my other league.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42629
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Eli pretty much killed any remote chance I had of success in both leagues this week. Fuck you RG3 Bye week.
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Cyrrex
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Who knew Flacco would put up so many points? I did, that's who!
And thanks to the Denver defense, for putting up some solid points for me. The rest of my team can go suck dick. WTF Victor Cruz?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Paelos
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Gotta rub it in to Haemish for the Eli start: - The 0.85 points scored by Eli Manning was a season-low. He had a projected 19.25-point total, and has now underachieved in five straight games  |
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El Gallo
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Nice to have clinched a playoff spot already, time to give my studs some rest. But I'm willing to let you guys know the secret of my success. Y'all spend too much time stressing over how to maximize your points every week. The Roosters' success proves that fantasy defense is by far the most important stat. Held my opponent below 65 in each of my last two games, won 'em both. I'm the goddamn Dick Lebau of FFB.
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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WayAbvPar
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So they key is to play in a league full of dipshits who can't properly draft or maintain a roster?  |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42629
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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So they key is to play in a league full of dipshits who can't properly draft or maintain a roster? By that measure, we should all be winners. |
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Nebu
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Posts: 17613
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Fantasy Football? Sounds fun. Can I play?
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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WayAbvPar
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So they key is to play in a league full of dipshits who can't properly draft or maintain a roster? By that measure, we should all be winners. We have all earned participation trophies. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Nebu
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I'm enjoying the pick em more than the regular league this year. Each week I look to see if I've dropped more points to Haemish. I may have temporarily stopped the bleeding.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42629
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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VIRTUAL TIE, BITCH!!!! |
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sickrubik
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The 13 pick week I had a couple weeks ago really REALLY helped.
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beer geek.
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WayAbvPar
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I make more picks than that every week and am still mired in the also rans. Oh, you mean CORRECT picks?
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Cyrrex
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I'm enjoying the pick em more than the regular league this year. Each week I look to see if I've dropped more points to Haemish. I may have temporarily stopped the bleeding.
I still have a pony in this race, and I think I just picked up a game on both of you. I also have history on my side. And God. Pro Football Pick'em 2011 2 of 13 Cychopaths Bat Country Pro Football Pick'em 2009 1 of 16 Cyrrex's Crappy Picks Bat Country Pro Football Pick'em 2010 1 of 14 Team Whippy Bat Country Pro Football Pick'em 2012 3 of 11 * Team Whippy Bat Country I actually thought I won last year as well, but thinking back I think Binary Man or someone must have cheated or something at the last minute. Fantasy Football performance, while we're at it: Football 2012 2 of 10 * Team Whippy Bat Country minor leagues Football 2011 4 of 12 Team Whippy Bat Country minor leagues Football 2010 2 of 12 Team Whippy Bat Country minor leagues Yahoo actually has a pretty cool summary page for you, which is how I found this. Didn't know it existed until just now. Also measures your general performance and lists all your medals and stuff. Kinda nice. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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El Gallo
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My Hall-of-Fame defense outdid itself this week, holding the guybrushes to 45. If there were any justice in the world, I'd never win another game. Lucky for me, there isn't  |
This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Nebu
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Salute to the Roosters for a great game. I blame the SD defense for my loss.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42629
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Man, fuck you Eli. You shit the bed for what 2 weeks solid, then go on a bye and the minute I bench you AND you play the team I root for, you EXPLODE.
Fuck you.
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Paelos
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Not sure how I won this week. My team was god awful.
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Zetleft
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Quick answer is you played me. Long answer is I'm a horrible manager and left Cam on the bench when he played against the eagles. .. and my team is horrible.
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Paelos
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I appreciate it, then! It helped me clinch my spot. No way I can get a bye, but I may be able to secure top first rounder slot.
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shiznitz
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Posts: 4268
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Good league this year. Notice how all of us who did not make the playoffs are 5-8. No slouches! On to the losers bracket I go.
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I have never played WoW.
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Nebu
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Haemish put the smackdown on me. I feel like Tina Turner.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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murdoc
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It's always an extra sweet victory when it's win and you're in.
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Have you tried the internet? It's made out of millions of people missing the point of everything and then getting angry about it
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MuffinMan
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Attack Monkies would have lost to just one other team besides The Invalids this week.
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I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you.
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Paelos
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Posts: 27075
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Hey I'm in the playoffs, baby. I'll take it!
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 42629
the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Damn. Not only did I lose in the JV league, that knocked me down to the #3 spot and killed my bye!
I plan to ride RG3 into the goddamn sunset in the JV League.
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Rasix
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Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Yah, sorry about that. My team's been on a bit of a tear lately.
My regular league team has ridden San Diego into mediocrity, but my JV is a bit scary. It's what I'd hoped for from the start, but Johnson & Johnson got off rather slowly this year.
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