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Topic: Lockout (Read 2016 times)
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schild
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So bad. Don't see it.
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luckton
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Like "The Transporter" bad, or worse?
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"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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schild
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Guy Pearce is 100% more entertaining than Statham in everything he's ever done. Also this had Peter Stormare.
That doesn't mean either one is worth watching.
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luckton
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Guy Pearce is 100% more entertaining than Statham in everything he's ever done. Also this had Peter Stormare.
That doesn't mean either one is worth watching.
Well of course. I was just speaking in relative overall movie terms, sans the actors, producers, etc. I admit that I'll pop on a Statham-flick for the ridiculous lulz (such as being able to ramp a car over a wreck yard, flip the car in a spiral in order to have the crane hook grab the bomb attached to the bottom of the car off, land the car back on all four tires without a crash, and ride off into the distance while the bomb explodes beyond him   ), but is this movie about on the same level? |
"Those lights, combined with the polygamous Nazi mushrooms, will mess you up."
"Tuning me out doesn't magically change the design or implementation of said design. Though, that'd be neat if it did." -schild
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schild
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So, the only Statham movie I'll allow to be called "popcorn-worthy" is Crank - which was provably good in terms of brainless action flicks.
This is not provably good. There is no reason whatsoever to watch this, over say - the opera scene in Fifth Element on loop for 90 minutes.
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K9
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Statham hasn't done anything good since Snatch really.
The Expendables perhaps, in a raw schlock type of way
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Sheepherder
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perhaps Need I remind you of the automatic shotgun that fires HE rounds? |
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SurfD
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perhaps Need I remind you of the automatic shotgun that fires HE rounds? Terry Crews /= Jason Statham. Also, I second Schild, Lockout was pretty much dreck. |
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K9
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perhaps Need I remind you of the automatic shotgun that fires HE rounds? That was a satisfying moment of cinema right there. |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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DraconianOne
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Statham hasn't done anything good since Kelly Brook really.
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A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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UnSub
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That was a satisfying moment of cinema right there. The best part? Those are real.Now there's a copywriter who loves their job: Assault rifles are all well and good, but when you really need to tear a person to pieces, nothing fills the air with metal quite like a combat shotgun. And for those times when a regular combat shotgun isn't generating enough flying body parts, connoisseurs turn to what must be the most outrageously devastating hand-held anti-personnel murder machine in existence: the Atchisson Assault Shotgun, or AA-12. |
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