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Reply #1015 on: January 20, 2015, 06:16:44 AM

I went ahead and pledged.  Looks pretty fun, and you get a shit ton of what look like some pretty nice miniatures.

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Reply #1016 on: January 20, 2015, 10:55:28 AM

This is, a thing, I'm not sure what to say about it.  You'll have to read it yourself - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/152274765/the-cones-of-dunshire
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Reply #1017 on: January 20, 2015, 11:08:10 AM

Yes

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Reply #1018 on: January 20, 2015, 11:50:16 AM

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Reply #1019 on: January 20, 2015, 02:26:40 PM

Do BGG users really have that kind of money?

Anyhow the game still looks crap. Its like that think that everyine likes but you hate because its not what you like except we've changed it so now its exactly what you like (except not like what those others like so we don't know why its even a point of reference apart from you're all suckers).
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Reply #1020 on: January 20, 2015, 03:37:40 PM


 DRILLING AND MANLINESS

I don't think I can muster excitement about yet another FPS, no matter how ironically nostalgic (do I have that backwards?), but that trailer was awesome.
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Reply #1021 on: January 20, 2015, 07:27:36 PM

Do BGG users really have that kind of money?

Anyhow the game still looks crap. Its like that think that everyine likes but you hate because its not what you like except we've changed it so now its exactly what you like (except not like what those others like so we don't know why its even a point of reference apart from you're all suckers).
Dude.

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Reply #1022 on: January 20, 2015, 08:57:53 PM

Yeah and Kemet is a crap game.

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Reply #1023 on: January 20, 2015, 10:23:25 PM

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Reply #1024 on: January 20, 2015, 10:44:59 PM

Kick starter, where internet celebrities with crap ideas go to cash out!

20 for a deck of cards? What?
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Reply #1025 on: January 21, 2015, 06:10:21 AM

It's a great idea in my mind. The thing will probably deliver more than 95% of video game kickstarters, and both sides will be pleased.

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Reply #1026 on: January 21, 2015, 10:27:52 AM

ONE POINT NINE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?HuhHuh??

Fuck it, stop the world. Either let me off this aqueous globe full of complete fucking morons, or let me in front of the line of suckers with wallets begging to hand over their money for fuckall.

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Reply #1027 on: January 21, 2015, 10:45:00 AM

lel, look at all this butthurt and jealous.
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Reply #1028 on: January 21, 2015, 10:45:44 AM

Matthew Inman is involved. Why does the result surprise you at all. Dude is like #4 on the list of internet darlings.

Edit: This was a response to Haemish.
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Reply #1029 on: January 21, 2015, 11:18:24 AM

The Oatmeal is like a living version of a family guy cutaway, or a human listicle

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Reply #1030 on: January 21, 2015, 12:08:49 PM

I am tempted to pledge just because of how much I like The Oatmeal.

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Reply #1031 on: January 21, 2015, 12:31:55 PM

Do BGG users really have that kind of money?

Board gaming is an expensive hobby, of course they do.

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Reply #1032 on: January 21, 2015, 12:38:59 PM

I am tempted to pledge just because of how much I like The Oatmeal.
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Reply #1033 on: January 21, 2015, 12:58:07 PM

I love the Oatmeal. That makes more sense... but still... 1.9 million. Fuck. Me. I'm obviously doing it wrong. All of it.

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Reply #1034 on: January 21, 2015, 01:44:15 PM

Being an internet personality is lucrative if you can put up with the crazies. South Park covered that this season for a reason.

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Reply #1035 on: January 21, 2015, 02:23:52 PM

Also, being an extremely profitable internet celebrity isn't something you can choose to do any more than you can choose to be a best-selling novelist, an A-list Hollywood actor, or a billionaire hedge fund manager. Many will enter, few will win.

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Reply #1036 on: January 21, 2015, 03:14:12 PM

See: PewDiePie

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Reply #1037 on: January 21, 2015, 03:17:36 PM

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Reply #1038 on: January 21, 2015, 03:44:57 PM

I love the Oatmeal. That makes more sense... but still... 1.9 million. Fuck. Me. I'm obviously doing it wrong. All of it.
That was last night, today is $2.3M. Kicktraq has it trending to $34M. No, I didn't drop the decimal point, thirty four million dollars. 346,110% of goal.

I like The Oatmeal too, and the game concept is a fairly clever variation, but Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, that's insane.

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Reply #1039 on: January 21, 2015, 03:48:17 PM

Well they've promised more than 100,000 games, since the majority of their backers are getting normal game + nsfw game... looks like each game is two decks (based on the box they've made), and that they're poker sized cards. So about 100 cards then. Poker sized cards are printed on sheets of 18, which cost about $1.00 in bulk, so each deck of costs $6.70 in printing. Let's assume the printed boxes are $2.35 apiece, and another 15 cents for the instruction sheet, so like $9.20 per game. $10.20 or so for the extra-card NSFW decks that the vast majority of their orders include.

That's $920,000 right there. Without shipping.

Yeah, they'll each come out of this with a nice chunk of change, but selling products is a lot more expensive than selling time and effort. I'll bet, for overall effort, Inman would make more money pimping extra comics on Patreon.

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Reply #1040 on: January 21, 2015, 03:54:16 PM

Do BGG users really have that kind of money?

Board gaming is an expensive hobby, of course they do.

Its not that expensive. Most BGG users would spend a few thousand a year at best.
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Reply #1041 on: January 21, 2015, 03:56:49 PM

Considering the quantities, you have to figure that they'll be able to shave those figures a bit. I'm not grudging them their success, as far as I am concerned they could be selling turds in a box and it would be fine by me.  Just boggling a little at the scale of what was obviously intended as a bit of a joke.

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Reply #1042 on: January 21, 2015, 03:57:47 PM

Seriously pxib you have no idea about printing costs. Lol at 6.70 for the cards, ROFL at 2.35 for the boxes.

Even if you were only doing a few thousand that would be way way over. At the volume they'll be doing their margin will be huge.

Also I'd be surprised if they added that much more over the rest of the drive. Maybe double from now, but the fanboy flood will dry up.
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Reply #1043 on: January 22, 2015, 10:36:53 AM

My spidey sense says 6-8M range.

I'm in, even though it's a bit steep. Just because my two gaming buds and I have been trying to figure out how to bring my girlfriend into the fold and this game is pretty much tailor made to do that. More than worth $20 (ok $35, nsfw cards 'optional' lol).

As a game on its own? Nope. But I has reasons.
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Reply #1044 on: January 22, 2015, 11:40:13 AM

Yeah, I pledged.  The cards look funny and it sounds like it might be a good game to take as a travel/drinking game to pull out in evenings when I'm on trips with real people (non-gamers).  A niche currently filled solely by Cards Against Humanity.

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Reply #1045 on: January 22, 2015, 02:00:27 PM

You enjoy uno?
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Reply #1046 on: January 22, 2015, 02:10:31 PM


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Reply #1047 on: January 22, 2015, 02:14:27 PM

I think that exploding kitten thing has less depth than Bang!. And that game isn't exactly rocket surgery... awesome, for real

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Reply #1048 on: January 22, 2015, 02:57:37 PM

Same here, from the KS pitch it didn't look very interesting. But then, I've never heard of the Oatmeal (had to google, vaguely recognize the artstyle) so maybe I'm missing some of the humor.

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Reply #1049 on: January 22, 2015, 03:15:05 PM

My spidey sense says 6-8M range.

I'm in, even though it's a bit steep. Just because my two gaming buds and I have been trying to figure out how to bring my girlfriend into the fold and this game is pretty much tailor made to do that. More than worth $20 (ok $35, nsfw cards 'optional' lol).

As a game on its own? Nope. But I has reasons.
I'm going to be contrary and double your projection, $12-16M is my guess. It's already close to $3M with 28 days to go, so it would have to stall out hard not to break $10M.

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