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Reply #1120 on: March 16, 2015, 02:03:25 AM

A perfect name for a kickstarter project (thatsthejoke.jpg)
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Reply #1121 on: April 01, 2015, 08:58:01 AM

My brother in law is having a kickstarter starting TODAY!!  The last issue of his magazine was popular and there were lots of stories they had to edit out even though they were really good.  They're trying for $1500 to make a supplementary issue or whatever to include these stories.  It's about clowns.  My sister did the cover art.  It'll be fun to watch and I hope they get it.  I think it's mostly the authors who want their stories published who are funding it.  It's very very mildly exciting but only if you are an author of a clown story or really easily excited.

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Reply #1122 on: April 01, 2015, 06:41:33 PM

High precision erector set that can be used to make a CNC mill and/or a 3D printer for <$1K. They had the good fortune to be featured on TechCrunch, and the bad fortune for the story to run on April 1st.

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Reply #1123 on: June 08, 2015, 06:42:38 PM

Some KS news that everyone here will be entertained by.  Shit director extraordinaire Uwe Boll failed with his latest KS to make a Rampage 3 based movie, which followed his failed attempt to raise money for a Postal 2 movie.  Mr. Boll is not happy about this.  At all.  He lost his shit in a couple of videos on YouTube over it.  Some amusing quotes from the article:

"So, basically, my message is f*** yourselves."

"I wanted to do Rampage 3 because it is an important movie, but it looks like you are easier [sic] giving $600k to make a movie about some r******d wizard in the forest or some Marvel Avengers bulls*** dirt."  

"So goodbye and goodbye Hollywood."  Please be true and do let the door hit you on the way out.

Another amusing quote relates to Boll's desire to direct the Warcraft movie.  Blizzard's response: "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you…especially not to you." Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

http://ca.ign.com/articles/2015/06/08/uwe-boll-has-meltdown-following-failed-kickstarter

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E
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Reply #1124 on: June 09, 2015, 05:18:08 AM

He can crawl back to whatever hole he came out of honestly.

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Reply #1125 on: June 09, 2015, 07:26:51 AM

Don't forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=46&v=qQJwEAqzFs4, it's also full of  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #1126 on: June 09, 2015, 07:39:19 AM

Retaaahted.

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Reply #1127 on: June 09, 2015, 09:42:57 AM

I see Uwe Boll has gone all Randy Quaid on the Internet.

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Reply #1128 on: June 09, 2015, 11:26:54 AM

I see Uwe Boll has gone all Randy Quaid on the Internet.

The internet gives everyone a voice. Even the insane.

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Reply #1129 on: June 09, 2015, 11:51:04 AM

I've heard of Uwe Boll, but I just looked him up on IMDB and not only have I never seen a single movie that he's directed, I've never even heard of any of them. I know the games that some of them are named after but I had zero idea that any of those films existed at all.

So...  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Reply #1130 on: June 09, 2015, 12:55:25 PM


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Reply #1131 on: June 09, 2015, 08:41:00 PM

I think there's more to your story with this guy my good Sir. awesome, for real
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Reply #1132 on: June 10, 2015, 08:55:34 AM

Unfortunately, he wouldn't agree to beating the shit out of me in the ring many years ago. Lowtax apparently was a better target.

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Reply #1133 on: June 10, 2015, 02:51:01 PM


beer geek.
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Reply #1134 on: June 10, 2015, 03:47:14 PM


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Reply #1135 on: June 10, 2015, 08:40:28 PM

I suspect this is going to be amazingly profitable for him:

http://www.lblstore.com/mobile/product.aspx?ProductCode=label%2D2&404;http://www.lblstore.com:80/250-Personalized-lip-balms-p/label-2.htm?gclid=CjwKEAjwwN-rBRD-oMzT6aO_wGwSJABwEIkJA3YhtV7W6p0LW0zVtQ2LTRWhZclGAkBFbJdCOflFkRoCtxLw_wcB

Not that I know that is his source, it's just the first result for "Branded Lip Balm". But they do offer "all organic" and even custom formulation, starting at 44 cents a tube for 250 minimum.

You can get an amazing variety of pocket litter with custom labelling comparatively cheap, if you know where to look. There's an entire industry built around it for the convention circuit.

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Reply #1136 on: June 11, 2015, 05:32:42 AM

Lip Balm and small dogs. Sweet lord.

The Chinese are just waiting until we go full candy-ass and then it's invasion time.

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Reply #1137 on: June 11, 2015, 09:44:52 AM

Put this dudestick to your lips!

Just... no.

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Reply #1138 on: August 21, 2015, 12:08:48 PM

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Reply #1139 on: August 21, 2015, 12:47:55 PM

FAIL POST

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Reply #1140 on: August 21, 2015, 02:22:01 PM

I think he meant http://i.imgur.com/VtqaQil.gifv

Also... ROFL.

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Reply #1141 on: October 02, 2015, 08:30:09 AM

Battletech ....

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/webeharebrained/battletech?ref=users

... if I can build my Skunk from the 1980s, I'm in.  Long Range big gun, speed, and a looooong cool down.

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Reply #1142 on: October 10, 2015, 08:54:48 PM

Miniatures game KS implodes and dude ends up on BBC venture capital show...and blows it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-oqum6aN4
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Reply #1143 on: October 16, 2015, 03:17:01 AM

Solu - A new breed of computing

http://www.solu.co/

They are not lacking ambition, they mentioned in a (Finnish) interview that their long term goal is no less than taking over the market from MS and Apple, and have everyone using Solu. I wish them luck, but they'll need to pry my mouse from my cold, dead hands.
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Reply #1144 on: October 16, 2015, 03:35:21 AM

Solu - A new breed of computing

http://www.solu.co/

They are not lacking ambition, they mentioned in a (Finnish) interview that their long term goal is no less than taking over the market from MS and Apple, and have everyone using Solu. I wish them luck, but they'll need to pry my mouse from my cold, dead hands.

So no mention of how much it will actually cost monthly and without a subscription and a wifi connection it's just basically a an expensive beer coaster?

edit:A BBC article just came out with the same remarks as I had
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Reply #1145 on: October 16, 2015, 04:02:06 AM

According to the tech industry and some people here those without an always on wifi are troglodytes not worth considering. 

Never underestimate the lack of understanding of the world outside their little thought cloud some folks have. The CEO looks exactly like the sort of smug douche who wouldn't think rural places worth considering. Nor would he understand the lack of desire for this sort of approach outside his industry or the infeasability of having an always-on wide-open connection handled by a third party when on a secure site.

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Reply #1146 on: October 16, 2015, 08:12:10 AM


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Oh wait, these guys are serious?

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Reply #1147 on: October 16, 2015, 10:49:24 AM

LOL the part of not ever having to pay for an app ever again got me.

So, you want zero third party developers to ever develop for your platform.  Good luck.
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Reply #1148 on: October 16, 2015, 11:59:25 AM

Part of the monthly fee (which they estimated to be around $20 USD) will be distributed to developers, based on app usage time. Which means that for a long time developers will get pretty much nothing, but in the pipe dream scenario where someday millions of people are using these, a popular app could make decent money.
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Reply #1149 on: November 19, 2015, 01:07:09 AM

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Reply #1150 on: November 19, 2015, 06:24:37 AM


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Reply #1151 on: November 19, 2015, 06:47:07 AM


Gullible people doing kickstarters with no research. PT Barnum's new favorite folks.

I paid $75 for a drone of similar size from a reputable drone company that did 640x480 photos. It "flies" in the same manner as all small drones, erratically and in fits and jerks for a max of 10 mins. A lot of that is just the nature of wind gusts, the size & weight of the drone and the size of the propellers. You can't get a gyro on a machine that small and light.

There's no way a startup was going to innovate automated flight, battery life and cameras on their own for that little money on any realistic timeframe.

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Reply #1152 on: November 19, 2015, 11:22:58 AM


Gullible people doing kickstarters with no research. PT Barnum's new favorite folks.

I paid $75 for a drone of similar size from a reputable drone company that did 640x480 photos. It "flies" in the same manner as all small drones, erratically and in fits and jerks for a max of 10 mins. A lot of that is just the nature of wind gusts, the size & weight of the drone and the size of the propellers. You can't get a gyro on a machine that small and light.

There's no way a startup was going to innovate automated flight, battery life and cameras on their own for that little money on any realistic timeframe.

Seems to me like it would be easier to just put the camera on a little gimbal and only try to stabilize that.
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Reply #1153 on: November 19, 2015, 11:58:59 AM

The only good thing about crowdfunding is I've bought some games in the Steam sale that were originally crowdfunded.

Cant ever see myself pre-ordering on the basis of a pitch tho, especially not paying more than the product price. I've seen crowdfunded restaurants offer little more than a meal for 8 for £1000 too, the equivalent return on some of the service industry style projects is atrocious.

On the plus side, I do enjoy reading about the big fails, especially the ones where at a glance I could see it wasnt feasible or just people begging for cash and offering fuck all.
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Reply #1154 on: November 19, 2015, 01:03:24 PM

Wait... restaurants were being funded on Kickstarter? ... THE... FUCK? I mean, what in the actual fuck?

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