Khaldun
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No one will actually ever play Ubisoft's We Dare in any fashion even remotely resembling this promotional video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wYNo one who actually resembles anyone in that video will ever play Ubisoft's We Dare. What will happen: Extremely desperate gamers will fap to the thought of playing We Dare. A few people will buy We Dare and put it in a closet so that they can fap more intensely due to its proximity. Some teenage boys will find We Dare an easy way to "accidentally" have a homosexual experience with a buddy. Fox News will report on the menace of We Dare. Maybe featuring an outraged grandmother that accidentally bought it for her grandchildren and end up feeling obligated to do the strip-tease challenge. |
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Ingmar
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Oh, I think there's probably a niche crowd for this at least. The Wii has awfully deep market penetration (no pun intended), it reaches a lot of people outside the group we usually think of as gamers.
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pxib
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Yes, but it doesn't reach into their pants.
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Paelos
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This is not what I expected.
I thought this was a thread about a WoW appearence tab.
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Fordel
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What, you've never played a naughty game of Twister?
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and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Lantyssa
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I think you might be surprised. I know a lot of people that'd play something like this.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Ashamanchill
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Am I the only one who though the first ten second set up for that video resembled the start of a porn?
Edit: wow i iz good at grammar
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A poster signed by Richard Garriot, Brad McQuaid, Marc Jacobs and SmerricK Dart. Of course it would arrive a couple years late, missing letters and a picture but it would be epic none the less. -Tmon
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Paelos
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I think you might be surprised. I know a lot of people that'd play something like this.
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Ratman_tf
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Does it come with hot chicks like in the commerical?
Answer: No.
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Chimpy
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No one in their right mind would put their mouths on a wii controller...would they?  |
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MisterNoisy
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No one in their right mind would put their mouths on a wii controller...would they? I'm a little worried because apparently you have to stuff the same controller into your ass crack for the spanking game. |
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UnSub
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What, you've never played a naughty game of Twister?
By myself, or with others? |
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Merusk
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Am I the only one who though the first ten second set up for that video resembled the start of a porn?
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That's not unintentional, it's the point. The whole thing was supposed to make you think it was leading into an orgy scene. That's not a bad thing as it's the target market for the game. The swinger scene isn't as small as you'd think and it's probably getting bigger as teens experiment. |
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Ashamanchill
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Great. Thanks a lot Merusk. Now I'm stuck imagining all sort of unseemly things that Wii controller is going to be up to.
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A poster signed by Richard Garriot, Brad McQuaid, Marc Jacobs and SmerricK Dart. Of course it would arrive a couple years late, missing letters and a picture but it would be epic none the less. -Tmon
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rk47
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10 seconds of watching it at work without sound is already enough; almost lost it!!!
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WindupAtheist
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That's not unintentional, it's the point. The whole thing was supposed to make you think it was leading into an orgy scene. That's not a bad thing as it's the target market for the game. The swinger scene isn't as small as you'd think and it's probably getting bigger as teens experiment.
They're still not going to want to put the wiimote in their ass, then hand it off to someone else for them to gently nuzzle. |
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Ingmar
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I'm sure MadCatz will make good money selling Wiimote condoms.
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K9
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IainC
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USK 12 rating...
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Hawkbit
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Seems to go perfectly with the Wiildo accessory.
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Special J
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I didn't know headbutting a Wii-mote was so much fun. Look how happy they are.
I think I'll stick to tried and true wine and liquor.
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Sky
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This video contains content from Ubisoft, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.  Ubisoft continues to earn my dislike. |
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HaemishM
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What fucking cloistered ad exec thought that commercial would in ANY WAY be a good idea? Or indicative of any sort of gameplay whatsoever?
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Paelos
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What fucking cloistered ad exec thought that commercial would in ANY WAY be a good idea? Or indicative of any sort of gameplay whatsoever?
It think it's a pretty accurate view of how Japanese executives view white people parties in America. It starts with dinner and ends with an orgy. |
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HaemishM
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I need new friends apparently.
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What fucking cloistered ad exec thought that commercial would in ANY WAY be a good idea? Or indicative of any sort of gameplay whatsoever?
It think it's a pretty accurate view of how Japanese executives view white people parties in America. It starts with dinner and ends with an orgy. Ubi are French. But okay. We'll blame the Japanese execs. Cue "that's how the French have parties" comment.  |
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tmp
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They're still not going to want to put the wiimote in their ass, then hand it off to someone else for them to gently nuzzle.
It works for cocks, why not the wiimote. |
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Merusk
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Rimming is the BJ of the 21st century.
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Paelos
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What fucking cloistered ad exec thought that commercial would in ANY WAY be a good idea? Or indicative of any sort of gameplay whatsoever?
It think it's a pretty accurate view of how Japanese executives view white people parties in America. It starts with dinner and ends with an orgy. Ubi are French. But okay. We'll blame the Japanese execs. Cue "that's how the French have parties" comment. Well so much for that joke. It's another reason to hate Ubi though. Bastards. |
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Pezzle
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I cannot find it now, a few years ago there was a WoW ad with ladies at a bar talking about how much they loved playing. It vanished quickly. The thread title and contents are the same theme.
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tmp
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Rimming is the BJ of the 21st century.
I believe the proper technical term is "ass to mouth". (maybe they limit it to rimming at these lukewarm british office parties?) |
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K9
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So who is going to BIIF this one then? |
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UnSub
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I'm sure MadCatz will make good money selling Wiimote condoms.
Good think the Wii already comes with a plastic cover. Also: The Wii is not a foreplay device. Never has been, never will be. |
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tmp
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Also: The Wii is not a foreplay device. Never has been, never will be.
Not that people ain't trying |
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