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October 30, 2025, 06:21:34 PM

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SO it's new year, new job. Pretty simple. I gotta update the promotional event site with some catch phrases and give rough sketches of the event page depicting what's this week special etc etc. I'm not a really creative guy, I'm just doing my job as site maintenance n stuff, obviously marketing is not my strongest point.

Here's where random inputs come in. More ideas, better creativity amirite?

So , have a sales catch phrases relating to new year. :) Just post a one liner and I might just propose it to the boss tomorrow.

I have a few but they sound terrible.

"Say hello to a brand new year...and a brand new you!"

What sort of things are you selling?

You'll drown a bag of cats to get a deal from me!

It's the <insert calendar marker here>, everything I/we/<insert corporate division here> touch turns to sold!

It's the <insert calendar marker here> so let's not reinvent the wheel folks, let's just make it rounder.

Sell mostly retail clothing. Menswear.
I was thinking of putting LOLcat I CAN HAZ NEW CLUTZ? But decided not to get fired THAT early.

Its the DEAL OF THE DECADE!!!

Pic of a MANly dog like a German Shepard or a doberman "Damn, wish I could wear that"

Great new clothes, no holes in the pocket!

Clothes. Because nudity is so 2010.

New Year, new shit you don't need!

Ending is better than mending. The more stitches, the less riches!

Clothes. Because you look disgusting without them.

Your one day a year at the gym won't make you look good, but our clothes will!

Even a sack of shit needs a sack.

Wear our clothes if you want to get laid.

Fashion is fleeting. Style is forever.

New year. New you. New outfit. New deals.

You'll love the way you look. I guarantee it.

EDIT: Gah, GIS for George Zimmer turned up some odd stuff.

They say clothes don't make the man. They also said real estate was a good investment.

Look good for that interview in 2011.

Consume, maggots.

Your shallow and uninteresting life is defined purely by the material goods that you surround yourself with. Buy new things often because you hate yourself.

Or you could ask why they don't have a comprehensive media plan. Or ask if this is more of a shotgun approach and you are supposed to be doing guerilla marketing.

I came to do site maintenance and all I got was this stupid catch phrase.

Since texting one;s dick is all the rage, you guys should sell cock socks: easy on and easier off!

Quote from: rk47 on January 04, 2011, 01:48:17 AM

Sell mostly retail clothing. Menswear.

I like clothes, but when Im naked I drink Dos Equis!

Quote from: Mrbloodworth on January 04, 2011, 11:09:58 AM

New year. New you. New outfit. New deals.

That'll work.

Quote from: dusematic on January 04, 2011, 10:46:45 AM

Fashion is fleeting. Style is forever.

Mexx uses that in their current ad campaign.

Celebrating new milestone with you.
Get recognition you deserve, celebrate with <blah blah>.
New year, new beginning. Start fresh with <blah blah>.

When advertising to male audience you don't go after look-good (i.e. new you) you go after achievement, distinguished, respect and such feelings. Or pussy.