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rk47
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on: January 04, 2011, 01:36:29 AM

SO it's new year, new job. Pretty simple. I gotta update the promotional event site with some catch phrases and give rough sketches of the event page depicting what's this week special etc etc. I'm not a really creative guy, I'm just doing my job as site maintenance n stuff, obviously marketing is not my strongest point.

Here's where random inputs come in. More ideas, better creativity amirite?

So , have a sales catch phrases relating to new year. :) Just post a one liner and I might just propose it to the boss tomorrow.

I have a few but they sound terrible.

"Say hello to a brand new year...and a brand new you!"

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Reply #1 on: January 04, 2011, 01:44:00 AM

What sort of things are you selling?

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Reply #2 on: January 04, 2011, 01:44:48 AM

You'll drown a bag of cats to get a deal from me!

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Reply #3 on: January 04, 2011, 01:45:29 AM

It's the <insert calendar marker here>, everything I/we/<insert corporate division here> touch turns to sold!

It's the <insert calendar marker here> so let's not reinvent the wheel folks, let's just make it rounder.

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Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 01:48:17 AM

Sell mostly retail clothing. Menswear.
I was thinking of putting LOLcat I CAN HAZ NEW CLUTZ? But decided not to get fired THAT early.
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Reply #5 on: January 04, 2011, 02:20:34 AM

Its the DEAL OF THE DECADE!!!

Pic of a MANly dog like a German Shepard or a doberman "Damn, wish I could wear that"

Great new clothes, no holes in the pocket!

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Reply #6 on: January 04, 2011, 03:22:36 AM

Clothes. Because nudity is so 2010.

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Reply #7 on: January 04, 2011, 04:34:13 AM

New Year, new shit you don't need!

Ending is better than mending. The more stitches, the less riches!

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Reply #8 on: January 04, 2011, 05:40:51 AM

Clothes.  Because you look disgusting without them.

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Reply #9 on: January 04, 2011, 05:46:54 AM

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Reply #10 on: January 04, 2011, 09:11:53 AM

Your one day a year at the gym won't make you look good, but our clothes will!

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #11 on: January 04, 2011, 09:31:54 AM

Even a sack of shit needs a sack.
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Reply #12 on: January 04, 2011, 09:46:22 AM

Wear our clothes if you want to get laid.

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Reply #13 on: January 04, 2011, 10:46:45 AM

Fashion is fleeting.  Style is forever.
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Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 11:09:58 AM

New year. New you. New outfit. New deals.

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Reply #15 on: January 04, 2011, 11:13:49 AM

You'll love the way you look. I guarantee it.

EDIT: Gah, GIS for George Zimmer turned up some odd stuff.
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Reply #16 on: January 04, 2011, 11:22:12 AM

They say clothes don't make the man. They also said real estate was a good investment.

Look good for that interview in 2011.

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Reply #17 on: January 04, 2011, 11:26:27 AM

Consume, maggots.


Your shallow and uninteresting life is defined purely by the material goods that you surround yourself with. Buy new things often because you hate yourself.

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Reply #18 on: January 04, 2011, 11:37:37 AM

Or you could ask why they don't have a comprehensive media plan. Or ask if this is more of a shotgun approach and you are supposed to be doing guerilla marketing.

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Reply #19 on: January 04, 2011, 12:05:21 PM

I came to do site maintenance and all I got was this stupid catch phrase.
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Reply #20 on: January 04, 2011, 12:48:13 PM

Since texting one;s dick is all the rage, you guys should sell cock socks: easy on and easier off!

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Reply #21 on: January 04, 2011, 03:09:42 PM

Sell mostly retail clothing. Menswear.

I like clothes, but when Im naked I drink Dos Equis!


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Reply #22 on: January 04, 2011, 05:41:55 PM

New year. New you. New outfit. New deals.

That'll work.

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Reply #23 on: January 04, 2011, 06:46:52 PM

Fashion is fleeting.  Style is forever.

Mexx uses that in their current ad campaign.
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Reply #24 on: January 04, 2011, 07:12:35 PM

Celebrating new milestone with you.
Get recognition you deserve, celebrate with <blah blah>.
New year, new beginning. Start fresh with <blah blah>.



When advertising to male audience you don't go after look-good (i.e. new you) you go after achievement, distinguished, respect and such feelings. Or pussy.

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Reply #25 on: January 04, 2011, 09:35:07 PM

<brand name>, pussies buy other brands.

You aren't a pussy are you?

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Reply #26 on: January 04, 2011, 09:59:19 PM

I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite menswear shop on the Citadel.

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Reply #27 on: January 04, 2011, 10:00:00 PM

Fashion is fleeting.  Style is forever.

Mexx uses that in their current ad campaign.

It's a paraphrase of something Coco Chanel said I believe.
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Reply #28 on: January 05, 2011, 07:14:49 PM

Our clothes are better than an injection of urine in your ass.

Over and out.
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Reply #29 on: January 06, 2011, 03:48:10 PM

Your wife/mother/girlfriend wouldn't approve of <bla>

Don't you think you should be a man and make your own decision?

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Reply #30 on: January 07, 2011, 05:00:33 AM

30 Free days of World of Warcraft if you buy our lame shit.

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Reply #31 on: January 07, 2011, 11:32:39 AM

30 Free days of World of Warcraft if you buy our lame shit.

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