schild
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Oh shit son, that sucks. Hope she's OK.
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Sheepherder
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Fuck Schild for being such a carebear.
Fuck me for being such a carebear. Is she okay?
Fuck WUA for being exactly as broken as all of us, and reminding us why we are all broken.
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Fuck you guys for caring.
She's ok, but I'm still skittish. Bad history with car accidents and the holidays. I'm flying out to LA in a couple of hours, so I'll see for myself.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Fuck Sb for making this thread full of concern (hope things turn out ok for you guys)
Fuck fucking insurance salesmen who dick around for weeks and when they finally show up give you a big handshake. And then proceed to sit through the entire meeting wiping their shitty drippy fucking nose with their RIGHT HAND, making one suddenly realize those germs are on my right hand. Even using my own pen and washing/alcoholing my hand; I've got a nice raging cold for christmas. What a total dick, use your left fucking hand, and don't go around shaking people's hands just before a fucking holiday when you have a shitty runny nose, asshole.
Fuck christmas dinner, cooks got a cold and just wants to crawl in bed.
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Segoris
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Fuck politics
Fuck the economy...oh wait...too late
Fuck infections behind the ear area that eats into people's skulls and can expose the brain requiring surgery
Fuck lhyme disease, fibromyalgia, arthritis, and all the other shit my mom has had for many years now
Fuck anyone thinking hi-fiving every minute is cool
Fuck anyone thinking that combining "bro" into various words such as bro-love, bro-rape, bro-sef, etc is still cool
Fuck holiday traffic, I'm the only one allowed to shop late you fuckers
I would say Fuck Square Enix but they're doing a good enough job fucking themselves while fucking over anyone who had any expectations at all of them
Fuck xbox fanbois
Fuck this last year's anime lineup, so much shit with so few gems.
Fuck Amazon for buying and ruining Amiestreet.com. That website was fantastic giving 75% of the profits to the musicians and Amazon had to go ruin that. Fuckers
Fuck cancer
Fuck cancer again for fucking with Andy Whitfield and possibly ruining the only new show I've truly enjoyed in the last two years
Fuck WUA again for not finishing the radicalthon. Get on that shit so the rest of us can be entertained while being lazy
Fuck Nerf and his landlord for making me laugh way too much
Fuc MMOs in general
Fuck the news
Fuck people making racial slurs part of their everyday vocabulary. Quit that shit you dumb fucking assholes
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Engels
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inflicts shingles.
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fuck dentists who can't read their own xrays and nearly root canal the wrong tooth
fuck apple for making douchie operating systems that can't handle gaming graphics
fuck all US phone carriers for monopolistic ass grabbing practices that aren't seen outside of the USA because other countries have a basic sense of decency
fuck all US cable companies who's outsourced help from the Philippines or India are actually FAR more savvy than the idiots at the US call centers
fuck intel for not adopting SATA6 on their southbridges
fuck game devs who make a game for consoles first, then just packag it for PC without stripping the consolitis from it.
fuck the little fake gui noises all console games make in their menu navigation. fuck that in my irritated earhole
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I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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Samwise
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Fuck bad timing. Sounds like there's a good chance we're doing Christmas Day in a hospital room this year.
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Ironwood
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Your Sis ok ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Sister's doing great. It's my grandma; she's been in and out of the hospital for a while for various ailments (she's pushing 90) and this happened to be an "in" week. I was hoping we'd get one more "normal" Christmas with her at home, but doesn't look like that's in the cards. My other Festivus grievance: her kids squabbling with each other more than usual, which makes things more difficult than necessary. I fully expect that I will need to forcibly separate my dad and my aunt at some point tomorrow. Should probably start preparing my "I don't care who started it" lecture. Luckily I traditionally spend Christmas Eve with the side of the family that's still on good terms with each other, so tonight I get to open presents and hang out with all my cousins and have a cocktail or five to take the edge off.  |
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JWIV
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Fuck Atlus/From Software/Japan for not letting me copy over my game data for Demon's Souls when my PS3 started dying.
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dusematic
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Diablo 3's Number One Fan
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Fuck infections behind the ear area that eats into people's skulls and can expose the brain requiring surgery
infections behind the ear area that eats into people's skulls and can expose the brain requiring surgery
Fuck infections behind the ear area that eats into people's skulls and can expose the brain requiring surgery
infections behind the ear area that eats into people's skulls and can expose the brain requiring surgery
infections eats into people's skulls expose the brain
infections eats into people's skulls expose the brain
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Tannhauser
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Fuck 2010 pretty much in its entirety.
Forgot to add this... considering I buried the family dog, lost my job, lost the fiance, lost the house I was living in, broke my tooth the other day... let this god forsaken year end already. Shit, I thought I had it bad. My house just broke me, didn't lose it. Fuck yeah, fuck 2010, drinking a beer on Xmas Eve for you bub. |
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Paelos
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Fuck trying to make your kids eat their veggies on the holiday. It's the holidays, take this one day a year to make your child happy and not bother the ever-loving-fuck out of everyone else around you while you complain that junior won't eat. We just want to enjoy our ham and talk about how cold it's gotten.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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FatuousTwat
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Fuck all of you, and FUCK CHRISTMAS.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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schild
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Fuck all of you, and FUCK CHRISTMAS.
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naum
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Fuck Sid Meier and the box of crap that is Civ V.
Fuck talk radio hosts and their sycophantic minions.
Fuck voice automated customer support systems.
Fuck Google's support.py customer support script.
Fuck Republicans and Democrats.
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"Should the batman kill Joker because it would save more lives?" is a fundamentally different question from "should the batman have a bunch of machineguns that go BATBATBATBATBAT because its totally cool?". ~Goumindong
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Segoris
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Forgot to add this... considering I buried the family dog, lost my job, lost the fiance, lost the house I was living in, broke my tooth the other day... let this god forsaken year end already.
Don't know how I missed that, but fuck you for making me feel better about my year in this thread  Seriously, that sucks man. Here's to 2011 not being as shitty but still giving something to bitch about in next year's thread! Yeah, that was my reaction hearing about this when the person told me what was going on with them. |
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Sir T
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Fuck Rupert Murdock got taking journalism and ramming his cock through it. Fuck the music business. Seriously I am GLAD I'm not a DJ anymore as the samy computer blended crap I was having to listen to was giving me an anurism. Seriously, THIS WOMAN is paid more than I will ever see for singing Really? The backing singers are 100 times better. Fuck Bertie Ahern. Mostly fuck my computer for breaking on christmas morning and Me having to reinstall windows. Which probably means I have to reinstal Blood bowl AGAIN! |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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Wow, you guys sure have a lot of hate built up...
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Sjofn
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Fuck you, buddy!
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God Save the Horn Players
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stu
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Fuck the cunt critics who wrote off the new Tron before they even stepped into the theater.
Fuck you very much!
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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Wasted
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Fuck the pieces of shit that broke into my house on Christmas day and stole our TV, PS3, the kids TV and my wifes Iphone.
Fuck everything.
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schild
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Oh shit man, fuck those guys double from me. Sorry to hear that.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Oh shit man, fuck those guys double from me. Sorry to hear that.
Add me to that list. That's fucked up to do to someone. Add: FUCK mother nature and stranding me in Cleveland. Fuck pansy-ass southerners who have no capability of handling a little snow. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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dusematic
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Oh shit. Stuck at my parents house from all this snow. NOT GOOD FOR A GUY LIKE ME.
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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Fuck starting to get in love with a person who is already engaged. Worst feeling in the world. Fuck fuck fuck.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Lantyssa
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Fuck love. It's overrated.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Fuck starting to get in love with a person who is already engaged. Worst feeling in the world. Fuck fuck fuck.
Since this is the Festivus thread, in lieu of a sympathetic shoulder I will offer a "why the fuck were you torturing yourself hanging around with this person long enough to let the attraction and attachment get to that point?" |
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Salamok
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About to hop on a plane, so here is a big preemptive Fuck You to the airline industry I'm sure you will earn it tenfold by the time my flight lands.
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Rendakor
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Fuck bosses for being dicks and expecting people to drive to work in a fucking blizzard.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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Fuck starting to get in love with a person who is already engaged. Worst feeling in the world. Fuck fuck fuck.
Since this is the Festivus thread, in lieu of a sympathetic shoulder I will offer a "why the fuck were you torturing yourself hanging around with this person long enough to let the attraction and attachment get to that point?" Because, and this was my fault (fuck it), unfortunately I finally knew about her status only after I got attached to her (long and boring story, really :P). Damn me. Reap what you sow. |
" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Chimpy
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Fuck guys pining about engaged chicks in the festivus thread.
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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schild
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No fucking doubt. I got a phone number from a chick a couple weeks ago, and halfway through the conversation found out she was engaged. Walked away with the phone number and dropped it in the trash can.
Fuck that. Lucas, don't be a retard.
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dusematic
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Fuck guys pining about engaged chicks in the festivus thread.
lol. Can think of few things more depressingly pathetic. |
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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No fucking doubt. I got a phone number from a chick a couple weeks ago, and halfway through the conversation found out she was engaged. Walked away with the phone number and dropped it in the trash can.
Fuck that. Lucas, don't be a retard.
If movies have taught us anything, it's that he's got a fighting chance if they are truly meant for eachother. Now, wheres my jetpack? I've got places to go. |
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