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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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If only I had that money... Taking my date back to my place would be epic.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Morat20
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And the world of Snow Crash comes one step closer. Which crazy-rich Christian evangelicist will be the first to own his very own aircraft carrier? |
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Lantyssa
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And the world of Snow Crash comes one step closer. Which crazy-rich Christian evangelicist will be the first to own his very own aircraft carrier?
Kim Jong-il. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Polysorbate80
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And the world of Snow Crash comes one step closer. Which crazy-rich Christian evangelicist will be the first to own his very own aircraft carrier?
Kim Jong-il. He's probably already clicked the "Add to Wishlist" button. |
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Morat20
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He's probably already clicked the "Add to Wishlist" button.
I laughed for five minutes when I saw that button. I'd like a carrier, and a F-22 and a full flight crew and a Marine battalion and a Patriot Battery and 4 Abrams tanks so my friends and I can play "Tanks" and my own Heli-carrier. There! Added to my wishlist. Merry Fucking Christmas to me! |
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Paelos
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I'd like to park it off the shores of the Gulf Coast and turn it into a military themed Casino Boat!
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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And the world of Snow Crash comes one step closer. Which crazy-rich Christian evangelicist will be the first to own his very own aircraft carrier?
Kim Jong-il. He's probably already clicked the "Add to Wishlist" button. This was the most surreal thing I've seen in a while. As Morat says - "Hey it's Christmas. Where's ma fucking carrier???" |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Teleku
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The skateboard ramp on British carriers always made me giggle.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Muffled
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"Availability: In Stock" and the "Compare" button got a good giggle out of me.
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Vaiti
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I can't read.
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DraconianOne
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Awesome site. I was looking at the cost of second hand 4x4s this morning (ice covered country roads are not as fun as you might think on a motorbike) and now have the option of an Armoured Landrover Defender. Or a Saxon. |
A point can be MOOT. MUTE is more along the lines of what you should be. - WayAbvPar
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penfold
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Awesome site. I was looking at the cost of second hand 4x4s this morning (ice covered country roads are not as fun as you might think on a motorbike) and now have the option of an Armoured Landrover Defender. Or a Saxon. There's also a FV tracked armoured personnel carrier on there, but what makes it even more awesome and suitable for snow work is its a command APC with 2 ceiling mounted diesel generators. Not only can you beat the snow, but you can beat any power cuts too. |
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Abagadro
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There's also a FV tracked armoured personnel carrier on there, but what makes it even more awesome and suitable for snow work is its a command APC with 2 ceiling mounted diesel generators. Not only can you beat the snow, but you can beat any power cuts too.
I want to buy that thing, paint it red, and take it to tailgating parties. |
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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WindupAtheist
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HMS Invincible, victor of the Falklands and former flagship of the Royal Navy. Looks like they've already ripped the engines out and it's basically up for scrap. Too bad, I would have liked to have seen some second-rate navy snap it up and refit it. India is expected to be sailing the INS Viraat around for at least another nine years, and that ship was first laid down as the HMS Hermes during WW2.
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"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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TheWalrus
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Dunno, I could see the Scientologists buying it and outfitting it for the coming doom.
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vanilla folders - MediumHigh
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Sir T
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A sad end for a fine ship.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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WindupAtheist
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I wonder how much they want for it. Certainly not nine-hundred million pounds. Brazil got the Sao Paulo for twelve million bucks ten years ago and are sailing it around today. Granted that's cheap, but still.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Surlyboi
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I want the fake harrier so I can put it on the roof of my building.  |
Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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eldaec
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I just like the website has an 'add to cart' button.
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WindupAtheist
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Who here DIDN'T add it to their cart just because?  |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Trippy
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I didn't not add it.
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Ghambit
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Was that thing a nuclear carrier??
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Yoru
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Was that thing a nuclear carrier??
 In case you're too dense to figure it out, that's a link. |
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WindupAtheist
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Was that thing a nuclear carrier?? The only nuclear aircraft carrier outside the US Navy is France's Charles de Gaulle, and it's reputedly a piece of shit. |
"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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I'd forgotten just how cool the Nimitz class capital ships are. You guys have some fucking stellar technology there.
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Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Sheepherder
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The only nuclear aircraft carrier outside the US Navy is France's Charles de Gaulle, and it's reputedly French. |
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Mrbloodworth
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I'd forgotten just how cool the Nimitz class capital ships are. You guys have some fucking stellar technology there.
You should see the CVN-78. Nimitz is old hat. |
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Strazos
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Cool boat, bro. |
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Oban
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You can tell those are just mockups that are never going to be produced because the first one relies on working f-35c's and the second one relies on working v-22's.
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Teleku
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That second one is a pretty crazy ass design. Looks like something out of an anime.
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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Strazos
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I thought the FORD was already under construction.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Teleku
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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