Superman Returns (Again)

[Fordel]

I fucking love how they make him fly, I'll probably watch the movie just for that.

[sickrubik]

I fucking love how they make him fly, I'll probably watch the movie just for that.

The launching off the ground bit actually, I must admit, gave me goosebumps.

[Margalis]

Guys, but what is Zod's motivation???

[Khaldun]

His motivation is that he hates Steven Moffat.

[Sir T]

I knelt. 

[Hawkbit]

Well, that trailer was annoying as fuck.

Louder Choral Singing Please.  Really, really blast my eardrums and make the whole thing a cacophony of fucking epic pointlessness, you utter cunts.

I was disappointed they didn't go Inceptionhorn, personally.  More trailers need it.

[Surlyboi]

The Inceptionator.

As for the trailer, I quote Batman's twitter account, "This trailer is so badass I almost forgot what a douche Superman is. Almost."

[Khaldun]

I liked it, but wasn't blown away by it. I honestly could do without sad Superman or realistic Superman or Superman who doesn't wear his underpants on the outside. Superman should be kind of cornball middle-American Boy-Scouty. He should not be Jesus. His color palette should be bright.

[palmer_eldritch]

If there isn't at least one "Kneel Before Zod" this movie will blow. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiLJ2aZuY

Best Zod parody ever.

[Soln]

great trailer

[Ironwood]

If there isn't at least one "Kneel Before Zod" this movie will blow. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiLJ2aZuY

Best Zod parody ever.

There was one with Zod selling kitchens.  I still giggle to think of it.

[Venkman]

The Inceptionator.

As for the trailer, I quote Batman's twitter account, "This trailer is so badass I almost forgot what a douche Superman is. Almost."

Freakin awesome, thanks!

Incidentally, they tried to roll that sound into Beethoven's 9th for the next Die Hard movie trailer. Works about as well as one would expect 

[Sir T]

There was one with Zod selling kitchens.  I still giggle to think of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ9yYpUooiw 

[murdoc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6DJcgm3wNY&list=UUjmJDM5pRKbUlVIzDYYWb6g&index=1

I'm in.

[01101010]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6g2ZSuWyM4

Not sure how scary Zod is . . .

[Khaldun]

Seems more shouty and angry than scary.

[Arthur_Parker]

He was destined to have Robin Hood as his dad.

[Shannow]

He was destined to have Robin Hood as his dad.

 

I really don't like Russel Crowe as an actor anymore.

[Sir T]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6g2ZSuWyM4

Not sure how scary Zod is . . .

So he can't even get his camera to work properly, and we are supposed to be scared of this guy?

[Lakov_Sanite]

Looks like some kind of weird bionic suit zod....not sure how I feel about that, oh wait, I hate it.

[HaemishM]

Looks like some kind of weird bionic suit zod....not sure how I feel about that, oh wait, I hate it.

It kind of reminds me of the armor Zod was wearing in the Jim Lee run of Superman. Not that fond of the armor, but I liked the trailer.

[Lakov_Sanite]

The problem with almost every comic book movie 'armor' is that they don't actually look useable. They look like big rubber suits that would never be practical in any way, the only exception of course being iron man doing it 'right'.

[Ironwood]

Newest trailer interests me, which I didn't think would happen after the last abortion.

Hmmm.

[DraconianOne]

I concur. However, this Zod seems to lack the singular menace that Sir Terence provided.

Also, I'm back to wondering how Superman shaves.

[Ingmar]

Seems more shouty and angry than scary.

I thought he seemed rather calm!

[Venkman]

Wait, was Zod supposed to be scary?

[Furiously]

I concur. However, this Zod seems to lack the singular menace that Sir Terence provided.

Also, I'm back to wondering how Superman shaves.

Mirror and his laser eyes.

[Ratman_tf]

Wait, was Zod supposed to be scary?

I still want to see a Superman movie with Toyman as the villain. Anybody can write "Superman punches Zod", but it takes real talent to make Toyman a challenge for Supes.

Without using the green crutch, of course.

[Shannow]

I don't even like superman (always thought he was rather OP) and I've watched that trailer 3 times. I'm in.   Is it me or is this summer shaping up as rather kickass?

[Ghambit]

I concur. However, this Zod seems to lack the singular menace that Sir Terence provided.

Also, I'm back to wondering how Superman shaves.

Kryptonite Razor

[MahrinSkel]

I concur. However, this Zod seems to lack the singular menace that Sir Terence provided.

Also, I'm back to wondering how Superman shaves.

Kryptonite Razor

That can't be right, Kryptonite is just a rock, no way it could take an adequate edge.  Obviously the answer is Kryptonite-infused shaving cream.

--Dave

[Evildrider]

I concur. However, this Zod seems to lack the singular menace that Sir Terence provided.

Also, I'm back to wondering how Superman shaves.

Kryptonite Razor

That can't be right, Kryptonite is just a rock, no way it could take an adequate edge.  Obviously the answer is Kryptonite-infused shaving cream.

--Dave

Either way, if he nicks himself wouldn't he die?

[Venkman]

That can't be right, Kryptonite is just a rock, no way it could take an adequate edge.  Obviously the answer is Kryptonite-infused shaving cream.

Because stone's never been shaped into sharp objects before. 

(just kidding, know what you mean)

[Ratman_tf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s

So easy even Lois and Clark got it. 

[DraconianOne]

That seems entirely impractical, especially for under the chin and behind the jawline. It also makes me wonder whether he'd deal with errant nose or ear hair in the same way.  More importantly, how many mirrors would it require for a full back, sack and crack?