Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Khaldun
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April Fool's gaming roundup. So far I like the Pokemon on Google Maps best.
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Merusk
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I couldn't finish. After the first two sections of "I'm so great, fantastic and special" asides all I kept reading was "I'm a DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHE" afterwards.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Margalis
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The whole concept of that jam/competition thing is so stupid that I feel contempt for anyone who agreed to it in the first place.
I know people want to be on TV but come one now.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Trippy
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I couldn't finish. After the first two sections of "I'm so great, fantastic and special" asides all I kept reading was "I'm a DOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHE" afterwards. Yeah you have to skip down quite a bit to actual read what the title is describing.
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Phildo
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The bigger issue is that he doesn't tell you what the article itself is about until halfway through. Be a douche all day long, but tell me what I'm supposed to be reading about while you do it.
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Falconeer
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The "Zeus" free DLC for Arma 3 is out. And it looks nothing short of impressive. You basically get to be the Dungeon Master hosting, organizing, and dynamically changing a multiplayer session for whoever joins it.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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The "Zeus" free DLC for Arma 3 is out. And it looks nothing short of impressive. You basically get to be the Dungeon Master hosting, organizing, and dynamically changing a multiplayer session for whoever joins it. Some friends & I are going to be having a play with this sometime next weekend. We've been playing Arma3 together irregularly since the beta was first available and I fully expect much hilarity to ensue.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Malakili
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Oh man, this reminds me of my glory days with Neverwinter Nights.
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Falconeer
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Neverwinter Nights is the first thing that popped into my mind too. It goes without saying, I'd pay good money for such a tool in an up-to-Arma3-standards Fantasy RPG.
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Khaldun
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Hawkbit
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If anyone gets Drakengard 3, please let us know how it is. I can't justify the purchase right now, but if it's really good I might splurge.
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Yegolev
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I only just realized that Goat Simulator is out. Those guys deserve ten dollars.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Cyrrex
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What does Goat Simulator end game look like?
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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HaemishM
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Goat ass, I'd imagine.
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Cyrrex
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I serve them up, you knock them out.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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schild
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I only just realized that Goat Simulator is out. Those guys deserve ten dollars.
Not really. Also he got enough ten dollars when he hit the top of the steam top sellers on day 1.
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Lucas
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.
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There is a funny gameplay video of Goat Simulator (lasts about 12 minutes) published by "Gopher" who you might know from the Skyrim mod community (he's a mod author and also does tons of reviews of Skyrim/Fallout/Fallout NV mods) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ViYN5QEE4
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" He's so impatient, it's like watching a teenager fuck a glorious older woman." - Ironwood on J.J. Abrams
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Phildo
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Why are people so excited about that?
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Goreschach
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Because buying shitty, unfinished games is a thing now.
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Paelos
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Because buying shitty, unfinished games is a thing now.
Ugh, that's so true, unfortunately.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Falconeer
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I had a lot of fun with Goat Simulator. For about 15 minutes. I think its fair price would be 1$. 10 is robbery, except no one is actually forcing people to give it to them.
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Phildo
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Isn't it great, living in the era of Kickstarter and Early Access?
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Paelos
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I dream of the day all of these things get buried by class-action lawsuits, but it will never happen.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Yegolev
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It's my ten dollars, and it made me laugh. Good enough.
If we are going to talk about unfinished games, I played several of them before patching was a given. More than one completely lacked an ending. Same nuts, different hammer.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yegolev
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Terraria update on 360 will wreck your posessions.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Kail
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Why are people so excited about [Goat Simulator]?
I got it as a gift, it's just another one of those funny "screw around for a few minutes" kind of games like Surgeon Simulator or Octodad. If you're worried about progression or the end game or balance or anything, this is very much not a game for you. It's just a sandbox to muck around in. I agree with Falc that in terms of content, it feels a bit light for $10, but I got a good hour or two of fun out of it. Edit: Isn't it great, living in the era of Kickstarter and Early Access?
This game was neither kickstarted nor on early access, it was just a random doodle for Coffee Stain that they thought was fun enough to merit a full release.
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« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 03:48:33 PM by Kail »
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Falconeer
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Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator will be adding a whole new playable map, local splitscreen multiplayer, new achievements, new goats, more optimization, and even new features such as goat parkour!
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Yegolev
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So far, I can't even do a successful flip.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Fabricated
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~Living the Dream~
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Isn't it great, living in the era of Kickstarter and Early Access?
If we're going that route: Who here paid actual earth dollars for Minecraft?
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"The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist." - George Bernard Shaw
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Phildo
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This game was neither kickstarted nor on early access, it was just a random doodle for Coffee Stain that they thought was fun enough to merit a full release.
That part was in response to Goreschach's comment about shitty, unfinished games.
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Paelos
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Isn't it great, living in the era of Kickstarter and Early Access?
If we're going that route: Who here paid actual earth dollars for Minecraft? Mount and Blade too, while we're at it. I don't dislike Early Access as much as Kickstarter by any means, but it does irk me when an already suspect system gets downright abused.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Margalis
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Goat Simulator is pretty much 100% about the concept and being in the right place at the right time.
People care about Goat Simulator because it sounds wacky and fun at a time when wacky and fun sounding games are in vogue. That's really it.
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vampirehipi23: I would enjoy a book written by a monkey and turned into a movie rather than this.
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Yegolev
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That sort of game is always in vogue with me. Unlike somber and tedious-sounding games.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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