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K9
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on: August 02, 2010, 03:20:20 PM

!NSFW!

The Fuck!  ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

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Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 03:22:04 PM

 my what do we have here?
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Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 04:27:29 PM

I don't think that's love the little computer mans are doing on that chessboard.  swamp poop



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Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 07:55:18 PM

All right, who's going to BiiF this for science?
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Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 08:17:09 PM

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 08:21:50 PM

All right, who's going to BiiF this for science?

If someone buys me a copy I promise to write a BiiF, but there is no way I am paying 25 bucks any price no matter how small for this.
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Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 08:45:15 PM

I'm more surprised this took so long.
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Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 09:02:55 PM

I remember being  swamp poop about this like 10 years ago.  Where have you people been?

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Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 09:22:44 PM

I remember being  swamp poop about this like 10 years ago.  Where have you people been?

Not been looking for BDSM/Group Sex chess?
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Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 10:29:11 PM

according to their website, That is just a "theme" set for their Battle of the Sexes Battle Chess line.  They have an Egyptian theme set also.

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Reply #10 on: August 02, 2010, 10:30:39 PM

Totally the best way ever to make chess more fun for everyone.

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Reply #11 on: August 03, 2010, 01:24:57 AM

There was a horse's head........This does not make it more fun...

I'm sure you just missed that.

And wait...Who thinks... "I think I want to masturbate, I think I'll play some chess"?
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Reply #12 on: August 03, 2010, 07:10:27 AM

10 minutes with my old friends at The Pirate Bay told me everything i needed to know about the Egyption Age version of the game.

It's exactly what it appears to be: An Erotic take on Old School Battle Chess, where in your pieces have tits and phalluses and enact scenes from the Kama Sutra every time they capture another piece.    Far as i can tell, there are not even any unique animation pairs for specific pieces capturing other specific pieces (like there was in the original Battle chess).

In my single test run with the thing, the only thing i could determine was that the UI is prety bad (for a chess game, lots of shit could use work, especially camera controll) and the graphics are medeocre at best (Anyone who has ever played with the animation program Poser could probably whip up something exactly the same in about 25 minutes).

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Reply #13 on: August 03, 2010, 07:29:07 AM

This is so odd.  Isn't internet porn good enough on it's own?
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Reply #14 on: August 03, 2010, 07:37:49 AM

Yet another proof of Rule 34.

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Reply #15 on: August 03, 2010, 07:51:18 AM

There was a horse's head........

That's a bondage mask........

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Reply #16 on: August 03, 2010, 12:07:39 PM

It's a gasmask. Don't you tits know anything about fetishism?
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Reply #17 on: August 03, 2010, 12:09:13 PM

Uncanny Valley is deep.

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Reply #18 on: August 03, 2010, 02:26:48 PM

 ACK!

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Reply #19 on: August 03, 2010, 04:02:12 PM

Same company, different game.

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They even have achievements for all you completionists!  why so serious?
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Reply #20 on: August 03, 2010, 04:15:27 PM

Fucking achievements are in everything these days.
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Reply #21 on: August 03, 2010, 04:58:54 PM

I see what you did there.

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Reply #22 on: August 03, 2010, 05:27:46 PM

So where's the LARP version?

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Reply #23 on: August 03, 2010, 05:36:34 PM

I suck at this game.  Didn't last five turns without getting mated.
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Reply #24 on: August 03, 2010, 09:39:49 PM

And wait...Who thinks... "I think I want to masturbate, I think I'll play some chess"?

Same people who think, "I want to see some virtual boobs, but only if I can play a few hands of poker first."

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Reply #25 on: August 05, 2010, 07:58:43 PM

I suck at this game.  Didn't last five turns without getting mated.

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Reply #26 on: August 09, 2010, 10:28:03 PM

I blame second life.
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Reply #27 on: August 09, 2010, 11:07:46 PM


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Reply #28 on: August 10, 2010, 09:47:35 AM

is it bad if i recognize the girl in purple?

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Reply #29 on: August 10, 2010, 11:23:33 AM

Is she in your "adult" WoW guild?  awesome, for real

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Reply #30 on: August 10, 2010, 12:39:25 PM

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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