K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Ratman_tf
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I don't think that's love the little computer mans are doing on that chessboard.  |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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All right, who's going to BiiF this for science?
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Sjofn
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Truckasaurus Hands
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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God Save the Horn Players
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Malakili
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All right, who's going to BiiF this for science?
If someone buys me a copy I promise to write a BiiF, but there is no way I am paying 25 bucks any price no matter how small for this. |
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Nightblade
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I'm more surprised this took so long.
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Nevermore
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I remember being about this like 10 years ago. Where have you people been? |
Over and out.
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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I remember being about this like 10 years ago. Where have you people been? Not been looking for BDSM/Group Sex chess? |
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SurfD
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according to their website, That is just a "theme" set for their Battle of the Sexes Battle Chess line. They have an Egyptian theme set also.
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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Pennilenko
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Totally the best way ever to make chess more fun for everyone.
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Furiously
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There was a horse's head........This does not make it more fun...
I'm sure you just missed that.
And wait...Who thinks... "I think I want to masturbate, I think I'll play some chess"?
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SurfD
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10 minutes with my old friends at The Pirate Bay told me everything i needed to know about the Egyption Age version of the game.
It's exactly what it appears to be: An Erotic take on Old School Battle Chess, where in your pieces have tits and phalluses and enact scenes from the Kama Sutra every time they capture another piece. Far as i can tell, there are not even any unique animation pairs for specific pieces capturing other specific pieces (like there was in the original Battle chess).
In my single test run with the thing, the only thing i could determine was that the UI is prety bad (for a chess game, lots of shit could use work, especially camera controll) and the graphics are medeocre at best (Anyone who has ever played with the animation program Poser could probably whip up something exactly the same in about 25 minutes).
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Darwinism is the Gateway Science.
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This is so odd. Isn't internet porn good enough on it's own?
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Rendakor
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Yet another proof of Rule 34.
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"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Pennilenko
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There was a horse's head........
That's a bondage mask........ |
"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Goreschach
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It's a gasmask. Don't you tits know anything about fetishism?
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tazelbain
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Uncanny Valley is deep.
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"Me am play gods"
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Segoris
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Same company, different game. Playgirl & Artmunk:
It’s official, Playgirl and Artmunk Games are joining forces to create the best instructional & fun erotic computer game together! The game is titled "The Virtual encyclopedia of Sex" and is available at Artmunkgames.com.
-Unlock achievements to receive special apparel and advanced positions.
They even have achievements for all you completionists!  |
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Goreschach
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Fucking achievements are in everything these days.
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Ingmar
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Auto Assault Affectionado
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I see what you did there.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Ghambit
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So where's the LARP version?
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Kail
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I suck at this game. Didn't last five turns without getting mated.
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UnSub
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And wait...Who thinks... "I think I want to masturbate, I think I'll play some chess"?
Same people who think, "I want to see some virtual boobs, but only if I can play a few hands of poker first." |
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NowhereMan
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I suck at this game. Didn't last five turns without getting mated.
Ogody? |
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Dtrain
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I blame second life.
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Teleku
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There was a horse's head........
That's a bondage mask........  |
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Lakov_Sanite
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is it bad if i recognize the girl in purple?
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Rasix
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I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Is she in your "adult" WoW guild?  |
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Lakov_Sanite
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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