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on: July 29, 2010, 07:54:30 AM


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Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 08:21:41 AM

 Argh!

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Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 08:37:35 AM

Roger Rabbit's animation/live action mix looked better than this.

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Reply #3 on: July 29, 2010, 09:05:05 AM

Thanks for raping my childhood, Hollywood.  Damn it.

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Reply #4 on: July 29, 2010, 11:22:09 AM


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Reply #5 on: July 29, 2010, 11:48:04 AM

At least its not Duck Dodgers!  why so serious?

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Reply #6 on: July 29, 2010, 12:08:29 PM

At least its not Duck Dodgers!  why so serious?

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Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 01:31:36 PM

In 3-D! Fuck yeah!



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Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 02:23:46 PM

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #9 on: July 29, 2010, 02:30:13 PM

At least its not Duck Dodgers!  why so serious?
See, a Duck Dodgers movie would actually be cool.

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Reply #10 on: July 29, 2010, 03:38:29 PM

Oh, I see. You still have faith in Hollwood.

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Reply #11 on: July 29, 2010, 03:49:13 PM

That's pretty much EXACTLY what I would expect from a Yogi Bear cartoon were it made today.  You guys don't watch enough of the cartoons your kids do.  Old school Yogi would be such a predictable flop it wouldn't have been released to theaters.

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Reply #12 on: July 29, 2010, 03:54:59 PM

What's wrong with this one? He's still in the park, he's still stealing picinic baskets, what's the issue?

and the gate is like I TOO AM CAPABLE OF SPEECH
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Reply #13 on: July 29, 2010, 04:07:05 PM

It exists.

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Reply #14 on: July 29, 2010, 04:25:27 PM

What's wrong with this one? He's still in the park, he's still stealing picinic baskets, what's the issue?



It has a potential Poochie factor of 8.3.



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Reply #15 on: July 29, 2010, 05:34:32 PM

So, Smurfs, and now this.

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Reply #16 on: July 29, 2010, 08:44:54 PM

Yogi Bear sucked then and sucks now. I can' imagine what the hell they are thinking.
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Reply #17 on: July 29, 2010, 09:10:35 PM

I imagine it was "Hey we can produce cheap 3D films using ancient IP and make boatloads of money from the stupid kids with no standards."

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Reply #18 on: July 30, 2010, 03:40:41 AM

Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo, lawl
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Reply #19 on: July 30, 2010, 05:12:43 AM

8:1 odds the Snorks are up next. 6:1 it will be He-Man.

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Reply #20 on: July 30, 2010, 06:55:32 AM

He-Mans been done.


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Reply #21 on: July 30, 2010, 07:09:07 AM

Yeah, it has... but so have other movies that got the reboot ah la Batman, Superman, etc. And I am not saying I WANT to see this stuff... just saying its fair game sadly.

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Reply #22 on: July 30, 2010, 09:53:22 AM

Yeah, it has... but so have other movies that got the reboot ah la Batman, Superman, etc. And I am not saying I WANT to see this stuff... just saying its fair game sadly.

He-man might be just too camp for a serious reboot.

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Reply #23 on: July 30, 2010, 01:52:36 PM

Yogi Bear sucked then and sucks now.

Anyone complaining about this movie raping their childhood had a shit childhood to begin with.
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Reply #24 on: July 30, 2010, 04:35:00 PM

I always enjoyed Yogi bear as a kid. But I do not have an attachment to it where it changing would cause me to cry.

That being said, I did not find anything remotely appealing about this trailer.

If they were to remake Hong Kong Phooey then I would have to go postal though.

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Reply #25 on: July 30, 2010, 07:40:22 PM

Yogi Bear sucked then and sucks now. I can' imagine what the hell they are thinking.

They are thinking of the massive money that "Alvin and the Chipmunks" or "The Flintstones" made.

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Reply #26 on: July 30, 2010, 07:50:14 PM

If they were to remake Hong Kong Phooey then I would have to go postal though.

That be fucking awesome.
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Reply #27 on: July 30, 2010, 08:04:10 PM

Yogi Bear sucked then and sucks now. I can' imagine what the hell they are thinking.

They are thinking of the massive money that "Alvin and the Chipmunks" or "The Flintstones" made.

Budget    $60,000,000
Gross revenue    $361,336,633

Budget    $45,000,000 US (est.)
Gross revenue    $340,000,000

Man, those things are guaranteed profit babies. Even Garfield nearly quadrupled it's budget.

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Reply #28 on: July 30, 2010, 10:25:57 PM

Shit sells to retards and children.

I loved Yogi Bear as a kid, and this is a goddamn travesty.

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Reply #29 on: July 31, 2010, 09:24:22 PM

Dan Akroyd as Yogi Bear? Couldn't they have gotten, like, someone who sounded like Yogi Bear, or are animated films the retirement home for once popular actors?

Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo though... that's a pretty good impression and I'm surprised he's involved with the project. Timberlake can't seem to go wrong with anything he does, though he's operating in a different realm than, say, DiCaprio or Gordon-Lewitt in Inception.

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Reply #30 on: August 05, 2010, 11:50:36 PM


Facepalm
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Reply #31 on: August 05, 2010, 11:51:51 PM

That's just wrong.

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Reply #32 on: August 06, 2010, 05:50:39 AM

This looks like it would be unbearable to watch.  why so serious?

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Reply #33 on: August 06, 2010, 07:36:38 AM

This looks like it would be unbearable to watch.  why so serious?




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Reply #34 on: August 06, 2010, 08:15:15 AM

Enough of this ursanine humor.

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